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Cake

 

You can't eat your cake and have it too.

 

Calamity

 

Calamity is the test of integrity.

 

Calling

 

You cannot choose your calling. Your calling chooses you. You have

been blessed with special skills that are yours alone. Use them,

whatever they may be, and forget about wearing another's hat. A

talented chariot driver can win gold and renown with his skills. Let

him pick figs and he would starve.

Og Mandino

 

Calm

 

The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.

 

Candle

 

A candle lights others and consumes itself.

 

Candor

 

Open rebuke is better than secret love.

Proverbs 27:5

 

There is no wisdom like frankness.

Benjamin Disraeli

 

Capital Punishment

 

The death penalty may not eliminate crime but it stops repeaters.

 

Capital punishment is when Washington comes up with a new tax.

 

According to the best evidence available, the death penalty is definitely a

deterrent to crime. Not one of the 162 killers executed in Kentucky has killed

anyone since.

 

Capital punishment is when the government taxes you to get capital so

that it can go into business in competition with you, and then

taxes the profit on your business in order to pay its losses.

 

One sensible reason for abolishing the elec­tric chair is the energy it would save.

 

It might lessen crime if an occasional jury would suspend the criminal

instead of the sentence.

 

In the old days judges would suspend the bad men instead of the sentence.

 

Juvenile delinquency starts in the highchair and could end in the electric chair.

 

Capitalism

 

The capitalist system does not guarantee that everybody will become

rich, but it guarantees that anybody can become rich.                          

Raul R. de Sales

 

Cards

 

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand.

Jonathan Swift

 

Career

 

Let him sing to the flute, who cannot sing to the harp.

Cicero

 

To find out what one is fitted to do and to secure an opportunity

to do it is the key to happiness.

John Dewey

 

First, say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have

to do.

Epictetus

 

Master a trade, and God will provide.

Midrash

 

Careful Driving

 

Drive toward others as you would have oth­ers drive toward you.

 

To drive carefully ‑ just drive like every­body else is crazy.

 

Your wife will drive more carefully if you tell her that in accident reports

they always give the driver's age.

 

Glasses can make driving a lot safer. Provid­ing, of course, they're

worn instead of emp­tied.

 

By driving carefully you can help preserve two of our most

valuable resources ‑ gaso­line and you.

 

A careful driver is a guy in a car that isn't insured yet.

 

Sign on a florist truck, "Drive carefully. The next load may be yours."

 

If we'd drive right, there would be more peo­ple left.

 

Often a man considers himself a careful driver if he slows down as he

passes through a red light.

 

Drive carefully! Motorists can be recalled by their maker.

 

A good safety slogan: "Drive scared."

 

A gentleman driver always tips his head­lights.

 

Driving is a lot like baseball ‑ it's the num­ber of times you get home

safely that counts.

 

Drive carefully! The life you save could be someone who owes you money.

 

Better be patient on the road than a patient in the hospital.

 

The careful driver stops at a railroad crossing for a minute;

the careless one, forever.

 

A good driver is the one who obeys all the traffic rules and is quick

enough to dodge those who don't.

 

You should drive your car as if your family was in the other car.

 

A good driver keeps his eyes on two things when he comes to

a traffic light ‑ red lights and green drivers.

Always drive so that your license will expire before you do.

 

When driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

 

Nothing improves your driving like a police car following you.

 

Shrink your speed and stretch your life.

 

Safe driving will keep your car out of the junkyard and your body

out of the graveyard.

 

Highway sign in Florida: "Drive carefully! You never know when life

will be worth liv­ing again."

 

Baseball honors its no‑hit pitchers. Why shouldn't we offer some

recognition to our no‑hit motorists?

 

A tip to young male drivers: Forget the girl and hug the road.

 

If you drive carefully, all you need is a strong rear bumper.

 

Drive with care. Life has no spare.

 

A light foot on the gas beats two under the grass.

 

The best safety device ever invented for auto­mobiles is a careful driver.

 

Drive carefully if you'd rather be than was.

 

Forty years ago people were amazed when someone drove thirty

miles‑per‑hour. They still are.

 

A Tennessee husband gave his wife the fol­lowing instructions when

teaching her how to drive his car: "Go on green, stop on red,

slow down when I turn white."

 

Brains and brakes prevent pains and aches.

 

The best way to stay alive on the highway is to limit the speed –

not speed the limit.

 

A careful driver is known by the fenders he keeps.

 

All the safety devices on a car can be replaced by one careful driver.

 

What many automobiles need is not four-wheel brakes but foresighted drivers.

 

Drive carefully! If motorists would give more ground, there'd be fewer in it.

 

Don't drive as if you owned the road ‑ drive as if you owned the car.

 

If you drive carefully you avoid the "mourn­ing after."

 

Driver! Please give the pedestrian a break instead of a fracture.

 

If you want the rest of the world to go by, just drive within the legal speed limit.

 

A good driver is one who, after seeing a wreck, drives carefully for

several blocks.

 

Drive sensibly. The chance‑taker is the acci­dent‑maker.

 

Please drive carefully ‑ the IRS needs you.

 

Defensive driving is looking both ways before crossing a one‑way street.

 

Sign on a laundry truck: "Drive carefully. Blood stains are the hardest to

get out."

 

Safety note for motorists: "Watch out for children ‑ especially if they're

driving cars."

 

Caution is one automobile accessory you can't buy.

 

A railroad crossing is a place where it's better to be dead‑sure than sure‑dead.

 

The best way to stay alive on the highway is to limit the speed –

not speed the limit.

 

There should be just half as much horse sense behind the wheel as

there is horsepower un­der the hood.

 

Advice to motorists: If you want to stay in the pink, watch the

red and the green.

 

It's better to be last in the traffic jam than first in the funeral procession.

 

The best rule in driving through five o'clock traffic is to try and avoid

being a part of the six o'clock news.

 

Careless

 

Throw not the child out with the bath.

Danish proverb

 

Cars

 

If you would like to buy an $18,000 car it's easy--buy a $6,000 car

on time.

 

Cash

 

Nowadays you need a credit card to pay cash.

 

Cask

 

Every cask smells of the wine it holds.

Italian proverb

 

Castle

 

Castles in the air cost a vast deal to keep up.

 

Cat

 

When the cat's away, the mice will play.

 

If you play with a cat, you must not mind her scratch.

Yiddish proverb

 

Cause

 

That cause is strong, which has not a multitude, but a strong man

behind it.

James Russell Lowell

 

No man is worth his salt who is not ready at all times to risk his

well-being, to risk his body, to risk his life, in a great cause.

Theodore Roosevelt

 

If you want to be an orator, first get your great cause.

Wendell Phillips

 

Caution

 

No one tests the depth of a river with both feet.

African proverb

 

Caution, though often wasted, is a good risk to take.

Josh Billings

 

Watch your step. Everybody else does.

 

Don't try to cross any bridges until you're sure one is there.

 

Bumper sticker on a car in Atlanta: "Caution ‑ keep back! I drive like your wife."

 

A man never knows how careful he can be until he buys a new car or

wears white shoes.

 

It's all right to be cautious ‑ but even a tur­tle never gets anywhere

until he sticks his head out.

 

Caution is one automobile accessory you can't buy.

 

It is well for a girl with a future to avoid the man with a past.

 

Caution is what we call cowardice in others.

 

A railroad crossing is a place where it's better to be dead‑sure than sure‑dead.

 

A cautious man is one who hasn't let a woman pin anything on him

since he was a baby.

 

Be careful as you slide down the banister of life, lest you get a splinter

in your career.

 

Be cautious in choosing friends, and be even more cautious in changing them.

 

Caution is a good risk to take.

 

A person can save himself from many hard falls by refraining from jumping

to conclu­sions.

 

Always take plenty of time to make a snap decision.

 

When we're afraid we say we're cautious. When others are afraid we say

they're cow­ardly.

 

You've reached middle age when all you ex­ercise is caution.

 

Be careful where you inquire for directions along the road of success.

 

He who wants the rose must respect the thorn.

Persian proverb

 

Lock the stable door before the steed is stolen.

 

Hasten slowly.

Augustus Caesar

 

I don't like these cold, precise, perfect people, who, in order not

to speak wrong, never speak at all, and in order not to do wrong,

never do anything.

Henry Ward Beecher

 

Try the ice before you venture on it.

 

Censors

 

A censor is a guy who finds three meanings in a joke that has only two.

It is the business of a censor to acquaint us with vices we didn't know we had.

 

A censor has the peculiar faculty of banning just what we want to hear, see,

and read.

 

Someone has described a censor as a man who knows more than he thinks

other people ought to. know.

 

Certain

 

Nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Benjamin Franklin

 

It is not certain that everything is uncertain.

Blaise Pascal

 

There is nothing certain in a man's life but that he must lose it.

Owen Meredith

 

Chain

 

The chain is no stronger than its weakest link.

 

Chance

 

Throw a lucky man into the sea, and he will come up with a fish in

his mouth.

Arabian proverb

 

Change

 

Progress is impossible without change; and those who cannot change

their minds cannot change anything.

George Bernard Shaw

 

Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to

better.

Richard Hooker

 

There is a certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to

worse; as I have found in traveling in a stage-coach, that it is

often a comfort to shift one's position and be bruised in a new place.

Washington Irving

 

Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason why it was

put up.

G. K. Chesterton

 

Some people continue to change jobs, mates, and friends ‑ but never think of changing themselves.

 

Some things never change ‑ like the taste of postage‑stamp glue.

 

Constant change is here to stay.

 

Many people hate any change that doesn't jingle in their pockets.

 

The world changes so fast that you couldn't stay wrong all the time if you tried.

 

All some people need to make them happy is a change ‑ and most of the time that's all a baby needs.

 

New ideas hurt some minds the same as new shoes hurt some feet.

 

One way to have a clean mind is to change it now and then.

 

About the only opinions that do not eventu­ally change are the ones we have about our­selves.

 

Most people are willing to change, not be­cause they see the light, but because they feel the heat.

 

What we want is progress, if we can have it without change.

 

The price of progress is change, and it is tak­ing just about all we have.

 

Everybody is in favor of progress. It's the change they don't like.

 

There have been many changes for the better in recent years, and some people have been against all of them.

 

There's a small town in Nevada where so lit­tle ever changes that the local radio station is still running last year's weather forecasts.

 

Change is what a person wants on a vacation ‑ and a lot of currency too.

 

We can only change the world by changing men.

 

There is no way to make people like change. You can only make them

feel less threatened by it.

Frederick Hayes

 

The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought

progress.

Charles Kettering

 

Who would be constant in happiness must often change.

Chinese proverb

 

The more it changes, the more it is the same thing.

French proverb

 

There is nothing permanent except change.

Greek proverb

 

Times change and we change with them.

Latin proverb

 

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of

changing himself.

Leo Tolstoy

 

I've never met a person, I don't care what his condition, in whom I

could not see possibilities. I don't care how much a man may consider

himself a failure, I believe in him, for he can change the thing that

is wrong in his life any time he is ready and prepared to do it.

Whenever he develops the desire, he can take away from his life the

thing that is defeating it. The capacity for reformation and change

lies within.

Preston Bradley

 

Character

 

The heroes of the Bible are people who discovered something in God and

in themselves which was a mixture of the majestic and the ordinary,

the divine and the human.

Tim Hansel

 

Be big enough to admit and admire the abili­ties of people who are better than you are.

 

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

 

Where we go and what we do advertises what we are.

 

The kind of ancestors we have is not as im­portant as the kind of descendants our ances­tors have.

 

The size of a man is measured by the size of the thing that makes him angry.

 

A long face and a broad mind are rarely found under the same hat.

 

Pay attention to what a man is, not what he has been.

 

One evidence of the value of the Bible is the character of those who oppose it.

A big shot is frequently an individual of small caliber and immense bore.

 

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.

 

Have character ‑ don't be one!

 

Character is easier kept than recovered.

 

Reputation is precious, but character is price­less.

 

Many people have character who have noth­ing else.

 

The collapse of character often begins on compromise corner.

 

A well‑rounded character is square in all his dealings.

 

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

 

A true test of a man's character is not what he does in the light, but what he does in the dark.

 

Only you can damage your character.

 

Character is made by many acts; it may be lost by a single act.

 

There is no royal road to character ‑ but there is a road.

 

Character is not made in a crisis ‑ it is only exhibited.

 

Think right, act right; it is what you think and do that makes you what you are.

 

To change one's character, you must begin at the control center ‑ the heart.

 

It is not by a man's purse, but by his charac­ter, that he is rich or poor.

 

You can buy ready‑made clothes, but you can't buy ready‑made character.

 

Reputation is what you need to get a job; character is what you need to keep it.

 

A good past is the best thing a man can use for a future reference.

 

Character, like embroidery, is made stitch by stitch.

 

Many a man's reputation would not recog­nize his character if they met in the dark.

 

Your reputation can be damaged by the opin­ions of others. Only you yourself can damage your character.

 

No amount of riches can atone for poverty of character.

 

Something of a person's character may be discovered by observing how he smiles.

 

Any man who is honest, fair, tolerant, chari­table of others, and well‑behaved is a success no matter what his station in life might be.

 

Some men succeed by what they know, some by what they do, and a few by what they are.

 

A sense of values is the most important single element in human personality.

 

The real measure of a man's wealth is how much he would be worth if he lost all his money.

 

One of the surest marks of good character is a man's ability to accept personal criticism without feeling malice toward the one who

gives it.

 

Every man has three characters: that which he exhibits, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has.

 

Brains and beauty are nature's gifts; charac­ter is your own achievement.

 

A person is never what he ought to be until he is doing what he ought to be doing.

 

Character is like glass ‑ even a little crack shows.

 

A person's character is put to a severe test when he suddenly acquires or quickly loses a considerable amount of money.

 

A pat on the back will develop character if given young enough, often enough, low enough ‑ and hard enough.

 

The measure of a man's character is not what he gets from his ancestors, but what he leaves his descendants.

 

Character grows in the soil of experience, with the fertilization of example, the mois­ture of desire, and the sunshine of satisfac­tion.

 

Much may be known of a man's character by what excites his laughter.

 

A man's character and his garden both re­flect the amount of weeding that was done during the growing season.

 

Character cannot be purchased, bargained for, inherited, rented, or imported from afar. It must be home‑grown.

 

Your character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.

 

Character does not reach its best until it is controlled, harnessed, and disciplined.

 

Take care of your character and your reputa­tion will take care of itself.

 

Men of genius are admired; men of wealth are envied; men of power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.

 

It's what you do when you have nothing to do that reveals what you are.

 

You can tell a man's character by what he turns up when offered a job ‑ his nose or his sleeves.

 

The measure of a man's character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out.

 

There are two very difficult things in this world. One is to make a good name for one's self, and the other is to keep it.

 

Character is the one thing we make in this world and take with us into the next.

 

How a man plays the game shows something of his character. How he loses shows all of it.

 

The address of character is often carved on the corner of Adversity Avenue and Determi­nation Drive.

 

A man may be better than his creed, his com­pany, or his conduct. But no man is better than his character.

 

There's no limit to the height a man can at­tain by remaining on the level.

 

A man's character, like rich topsoil, can erode so gradually he doesn't notice it until it's almost gone.

 

You can no more blame your circumstances for your character than you can blame the mirror for the way you look.

 

The two great tests of character are wealth and poverty.

 

You can't see the flaw in a bridge until it falls down, or the flaw in a man's character until he meets with temptation.

 

Ability will enable a man to get to the top, but it takes character to keep him there.

 

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

 

People determine your character by observ­ing what you stand for, fall for, and lie for.

 

A person's character is like a fence. All the whitewash in the world won't strengthen it.

 

Show how strong you are by not noticing how weak the other fellow is.

 

It isn't what you have, but what you are, that makes life worthwhile.

 

Youth and beauty fade; character endures forever.

 

A flaw in one's character will show up under pressure.

 

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to get the job done.

Few things are more dangerous to a person's character than having nothing to do and plenty of time in which to do it.

 

Character, like sweet herbs, should give off its finest fragrance when pressed.

 

A golden character needs no gilding.

 

Character is never erected on a neglected conscience.

 

One of the main troubles with modern civili­zation is that we so often mistake respectabil­ity for character.

 

College is a place that's presumed to mold character, and some of the characters turn out to be very moldy.

 

Contentment is something that depends a lit­tle on position and a lot on disposition.

 

It is important that people know what you stand for; it is equally important that they know what you won't stand for.

 

The true test of moral courage is the ability to ignore an insult.

 

Courage is the quality it takes to look at your­self with candor, your adversaries with kind­ness, and your setbacks with serenity.

 

Greatness is not found in possessions, power, position, or prestige. It is discovered in good­ness, humility, service, and character.

 

Happiness does not come from what you have, but from what you are.

 

It's not where you are but what you are that determines your happiness.

 

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

 

What you laugh at tells, plainer than words, what you are.

 

You cannot control the length of your life, but you can control its breadth, depth, and height.

 

It isn't how high you go in life that counts, but how you got there.

 

A man shows what he is by doing what he can with what he has.

 

The true measure of a man is the height of his ideals, the breadth of his sympathy, the depth of his convictions, and the length of his

patience.

 

You can usually determine the caliber of a man by ascertaining the amount of opposi­tion it takes to discourage him.

 

The measure of a man is the size of the thing it takes to get his goat.

 

Another great need of this country is guns of smaller caliber and men of larger.

 

The test of any man's character is how he takes praise.

 

It is strange that in our prayers we seldom ask for a change in character, but always a change in circumstances.

 

No man is better than his principles.

 

If a man's character is to be smeared, there's nobody like a relative to do the job.

 

You cannot make a crab walk straight.

 

What can you expect from a hog but a grunt.

 

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he

knew he would never be found out.

Lord Macaulay

 

Character--the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own

life--is the source from which self-respect springs.

Joan Didion

 

In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of

principle, stand like a rock.

Thomas Jefferson

 

Talents are best nurtured in solitude: character is best formed in

the stormy billows of the world.

Johann Goethe

 

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to

anybody.

Mark Twain

 

Character building begins in our infancy, and continues until

death.

Eleanor Roosevelt

 

Character is long-standing habit.

Plutarch

 

Moderation is an ostentatious proof of our strength of character.

La Rochefoucauld

 

If you think about what you ought to do for other people, your

character will take care of itself.

Woodrow Wilson

 

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and

forge yourself one.

James A. Froude

 

Character is what God and the angels know of us; reputation is what

men and women think of us.

Horace Mann

 

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit,

you create a character. If you create a character, you create a

destiny.

Andre Maurois

 

One can acquire everything in solitude except character.

Stendhal

 

If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of

itself.

Dwight L. Moody

 

Everyone ought to bear patiently the results of his own conduct.

Phaedrus

 

Every man has his follies--and often they are the most interesting

things he has got.

Josh Billings

 

Learn to say "no"; it will be of more use to you than to be able to

read Latin.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

 

Every man in the world is better than some one else. And not as

good as some one else.

William Saroyan

 

Listen to a man's words and look at the pupil of his eye. How can a

man conceal his character?

Mencius

 

A man has no more character than he can command in a time of

crisis.

Ralph W. Sockmann

 

Character is much easier kept than recovered.

 

Character is what you are in the dark.

Dwight L. Moody

 

A man shows his character by what he laughs at.

German proverb

 

Character is habit long continued.

Greek proverb

 

Good character is more to be praised than outstanding talent. Most

talents are, to some extent, a gift. Good character, by contrast, is

not given to us. We have to build it piece by piece--by thought,

choice, courage and determination.

John Luther

 

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he

describes another's.

Jean Paul Richter

 

The four cornerstones of character on which the structure of this

nation was built are: Initiative, Imagination, Individuality and

Independence.

Edward Rickenbacker

 

Instead of saying that man is the creature of circumstance, it

would be nearer the mark to say that man is the architect of

circumstance. It is character which builds an existence out of

circumstance. From the same materials one man builds palaces, another

hovels; one warehouses, another villas; bricks and mortar are mortar

and bricks until the architect can make them something else.

Thomas Carlyle

 

Adam should have been adamant.

 

Adam switched off from God's design. Instead of maintaining his

dependence on God, he took his rule over himself and thereby

introduced sin into the world.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Adam was created to be the friend and companion of God; he was to have

dominion over all the life in the air and earth and sea, but one thing

he was not to have dominion over, and that was himself.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

No man ever got so much out of a surgical operation as Adam did.

 

Originally one, he has fallen, and, breaking up. . . he has filled the

whole earth with the pieces.

Saint Augustine of Hippo (354-430)

 

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably

desirable. It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake,

but because it was forbidden.

Mark Twain (1835-1910)

 

It wasn't an apple from the tree that started the trouble in the

Garden of Eden; it was the pair on the ground.

 

Silence, O sinner, stop! Accuse not Eve and Adam.

Without that incident, it's you who would have done it.

Angelus Silesius (1624-1677)

 

Caleb? Every new sunrise introduced another reminder that his body and

rocking chair weren't made for each other. While his peers were

yawning, Caleb was yearning.

Charles R. Swindoll (1934- )

 

The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow

eat it and take yours in roast beef.

 

David swung. And God made his point. Anyone who underestimates what

God can do with the ordinary has rocks in his head.

Max L. Lucado (1955- )

 

Remember Eutychus who fell asleep during Paul's sermon and fell out

the window? Could planning worship save nodding slaves from broken

necks?

Calvin Miller

 

"Such a thing never entered my head before," said Goliath when struck

by the shot from David.

 

The Lord could not be on Jacob's side until he had been disabled and

learned to use other weapons than those of his own wrestling.

Alfred Edersheim (1825-1889)

 

Jeremiah refutes the popular, modern notion that the end of religion

is an integrated personality, freed of its fears, its doubts, and its

frustrations. Certainly Jeremiah was no integrated personality. It is

doubtful if to the end of his tortured existence he ever knew the

meaning of the word peace. . . . If Jeremiah had been integrated, it

would have been at the cost of ceasing to be Jeremiah! A man at peace

simply could not be a Jeremiah. Spiritual health is good; mental

assurance is good. But the summons of faith is neither to an

integrated personality nor to the laying by of all questions, but to

the dedication of personality-with all its fears and questions-to its

duty and destiny under God.

John Bright (1811-1889)

 

Job feels the rod yet blesses God.

 

Job flings at God one riddle, God flings back at Job a hundred

riddles, and Job is at peace; he is comforted with conundrums.

G. K. Chesterton (1874-1936)

 

Seeing God, Job forgets all he wanted to say, all he thought he would

say if he could but see him.

George Macdonald (1824-1905)

 

Jonah felt down in the mouth when the great fish swallowed him.

 

Still as of old, men by themselves are priced-

For thirty pieces Judas sold himself, not Christ.

Hester H. Cholmondeley

 

Ah foolish woman! who must always be,

A sight more strange than that she turn'd to see!

Abraham Cowley (1618-1667)

 

Methuselah lived nine hundred and sixty-nine years without a bathtub,

without a toothbrush; he was never x-rayed, manicured, or had his

appendix removed.

Harry Collins Spillman

 

By Nebo's lonely mountain,

On this side Jordan's wave,

In a vale in the land of Moab,

There lies a lonely grave;

But no man built that sepulcher,

And no man saw it e'er,

angels of God upturned the sod

And laid the dead man there .

Cecil Frances Alexander (1818-1895)

 

Moses was a great lawgiver: keeping the Ten Commandments short and to

the point shows he was no ordinary lawyer.

 

Wise Nicodemus saw such light

As made him know his God by night.

Henry Vaughan (1622-1695)

 

I don't believe Noah could have rounded up all the animals in one herd

without the skunk causing a stampede.

Will Rogers (1879-1935)

 

Majorities mean nothing: during the Flood only one man knew enough to

get out of the rain.

 

Noah told his sons to go easy on the fishing bait. He only had two

worms.

 

Noah was the best financier in the Bible. He floated his stock while

the whole world was in liquidation.

 

Why didn't Noah swat those two flies when he had the chance?

 

Because it was not politically expedient, none of the three judges

resolved Paul's case: Felix walked the fence like a cat, Festus found

Paul to be as irritating as a festering sore, and Agrippa failed to

get a grip on the situation.

 

Medical materialism finished up Saint Paul by calling his vision on

the road of Damascus "A discharging lesion of the occipital cortex, he

being an epileptic."

William James (1842-1916)

 

Peter often looked more like a sand pile than a rock.

John Powell

 

Samson with his strong body had a weak head or he would not have laid

it in a harlot's lap

Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

 

Samson was strong. One day he was out in a field, and a lion came,

roared and sprang at him, and Samson turned around and took the lion's

jaws in his bare hand and ripped his head open. Now, that takes a

pretty good man to do that. Tarzan couldn't even do that-he had to

have a knife!

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

Samson was the most popular actor in the Bible. He brought the house

down.

 

Samson's weakness was his fondness for showing off his strength.

 

There's nothing worse than a homemade haircut-look what it did for

Samson!

 

Solomon got whatever he wanted, especially when it came to symbols of

power and status. Gradually, he depended less on God and more on the

props around him: the world's largest harem, a house twice the size of

the temple, an army well stocked with chariots, a strong economy.

Philip Yancey (1949- )

 

Solomon was famous for his wisdom, not because he knew everything, but

because he knew how little he knew.

 

Charity

 

Charity is helping a man to help himself.

Moses Maimonides (1135-1204)

 

Charity is money put to interest in the other world.

Robert Southey (1774-1843)

 

It is more blessed to give than to receive.

Acts 20:35

 

God loveth a cheerful giver.

2 Corinthians 9:7

  

He that hath pity upon the poor lendeth unto the Lord.

Proverbs 19:17

 

Giving good advice does not qualify as char­ity.

 

Giving advice to the poor is not the best form of charity.

 

An autobiography, like charity, covers a mul­titude of sins.

 

Charity begins at home, and generally dies from lack of outdoor exercise.

 

Many a man's idea of charity is to give advice to others that he can't use himself.

 

Maybe we were better off when charity was a virtue instead of a deduction.

 

Charity is twice blessed ‑ it blesses the one who gives and the one who receives.

 

It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.

 

Charity often consists of a generous impulse to give away something for which we have no further use.

 

Unless a man is a recipient of charity, he should be a contributor to it.

 

Charity should begin at home, but most peo­ple don't stay at home long enough to begin it.

 

Real charity doesn't care if it's deductible or not.

 

Charity is injurious unless it helps the recipi­ent become independent of it.

 

In the old days charity was a virtue instead of an industry.

 

Charity is the sterilized milk of human kind­ness.

 

Giving advice to the poor is about as close to charity as some people get.

 

True charity is helping those you have every

 

reason to believe would not help you.

 

Christian charity knows no iron curtain. Feel for others ‑ in your pocketbook!

 

Charity begins at home and usually winds up in some foreign country.

 

Sincere charity is the desire to be useful to others without any thought of recompense.

 

Faith, hope, and charity ‑ if we had more of

 

the first two we'd need less of the last.

 

For a community leader, life is one big bowl of charities.

 

With malice toward none; with charity for all.

Abraham Lincoln

 

The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but

rather the feeling of being unwanted.

Mother Teresa

 

As the purse is emptied, the heart is filled.

Victor Hugo

 

He who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do

anything.

Samuel Johnson

 

Charity is never lost. It may meet with ingratitude, or be of no

service to those on whom it was bestowed, yet it ever does a work of

beauty and grace upon the heart of the giver.

Conyers Middleton (1683-1750)

 

Charity is the scope of all God's commands.

Saint John Chrysostom (C. 347-407)

 

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind

of heart trouble.

Bob Hope (1903- )

 

In charity there is no excess.

Francis Bacon (1561-1626)

 

In faith and hope the world will disagree,

But all mankind's concern is charity.

Alexander Pope (1688-1744)

 

Never to judge rashly; never to interpret the actions of others in an

ill-sense, but to compassionate their infirmities, bear their burdens,

excuse their weaknesses, and make up for their defects-to hate their

imperfections, but love themselves, this is the true spirit of

charity.

Nicholas Caussin (1583-1651)

 

The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds ceases to be

charity and is only pride and ostentation.

William Hutton (1723-1815)

 

The highest exercise of charity is charity toward the uncharitable.

J. S. Buckminster

 

This only is charity, to do all that we can.

John Donne (1572-1631)

 

True charity is the desire to be useful to others without thought of

recompense.

Emanuel Swedenborg (1688-1772)

 

What is charity?

It's silence when your words would hurt

It's patience when your neighbor's hurt

It's deafness when scandal flows

It's thoughtfulness for another's woes

It's promptness when a stern duty calls

It's courage when misfortune falls.

 

Do not condemn your neighbor; you do not know what you would have done

in his place.

 

Do not judge a man until you know his whole story.

 

Don't judge any man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins.

Indian Proverb

 

Don't judge anyone harshly until you yourself have been through his

experiences.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)

 

Examine the contents, not the bottle.

Talmud

 

Forebear to judge, for we are sinners all.

William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

 

He who judges others condemns himself.

English Proverb

 

I am not judged by the light I have, but by the light I have refused

to accept.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

If you say that man is too little for God to speak to him, you must be

very big to be able to judge.

Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)

 

Judge a tree from its fruit; not from the leaves.

Euripides (C. 484-406 B.C.)

 

Jumping to conclusions seldom leads to happy landings.

 

Man judges from a partial view.

None ever yet his brother knew;

The eternal eye that sees the whole

May better read the darkened soul,

And find, to outward sense denied,

The flower upon its inmost side!

John Greenleaf Whittier (1807-1892)

 

Most people judge men only by their success.

François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680)

 

No man can justly censure or condemn another because no man truly

knows another.

Sir Thomas Browne (1605-1682)

 

No man is condemned for anything he has done: he is condemned for

continuing to do wrong. He is condemned for not coming out of the

darkness, for not coming to the light.

George Macdonald (1824-1905)

 

One cool judgment is worth a thousand hasty councils. The thing to do

is to supply light and not heat.

Woodrow Wilson (1856-1924)

 

Only judge when you have heard all.

Greek Proverb

 

Our concept of time makes it necessary for us to speak of the Day of

Judgment; in reality, it is a summary court in perpetual session.

Franz Kafka (1883-1924)

 

Remind the religious phony that the splinter within your eye is

between you and your Lord, and to pay attention to the tree trunk in

his own eye.

Charles R. Swindoll (1934- )

 

Such was the rule of life! I worked my best, subject to ultimate

judgment; God's, not man's.

Robert Browning (1812-1889)

 

The archer who overshoots misses as well as he who falls short.

 

The more one judges, the less one loves.

Honoré de Balzac (1799-1850)

 

The unsurrendered Christian stands condemned for what he does not do

more than for what he does.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

To judge wisely, we must know how things appear to the unwise.

George Eliot (1819-1880)

 

We judge ourselves by our motives and others by their actions.

Dwight Whitney Morrow (1873-1931)

 

When one knows oneself well, one is not desirous of looking into the

faults of others.

John Moschus (C. 550-619)

 

When rattling bones together fly

From the four corners of the sky.

John Dryden (1631-1700)

 

While we are coldly discussing a man's career, sneering at his

mistakes, blaming his rashness, and labeling his

opinions-"Evangelical and narrow," or "Latitudinarian and

Pantheistic," or "Anglican and supercilious"-that man, in his

solitude, is perhaps shedding hot tears because his sacrifice is a

hard one, because strength and patience are failing him to speak the

difficult word and do the difficult deed.

George Eliot (1819-1880)

 

You can be certain of this: when the Day of Judgment comes, we shall

not be asked what we have read, but what we have done; not how well we

have spoken, but how well we have lived.

Thomas Ŕ Kempis (C. 1380-1471)

 

You should not say it is not good. You should say you do not like it;

and then you're perfectly safe.

James Abbot McNeill Whistler (1834-1903)

 

Chastity

 

Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.

Proverbs 31:10

 

Cheap

 

Cheap things are not good, good things are not cheap.

Chinese proverb

 

Cheat

 

He that will cheat at play will cheat you any way.

 

Checking Account

 

A joint checking account is never overdrawn by the wife. It is just

under-deposited by her husband.

 

Cheerfulness

 

The sign of wisdom is a continual cheerfulness.

French proverb

 

I exhort you to be of good cheer.

Acts 27:22

 

A cheerful look makes a dish a feast.

George Herbert

 

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

Mark Twain

 

The true source of cheerfulness is benevolence.

P. Godwin

 

Wondrous is the strength of cheerfulness, and its power of

endurance--the cheerful man will do more in the same time, will do it

better, will preserve it longer, than the sad or sullen.

Thomas Carlyle

 

Cheerfulness, in most cheerful people, is the rich and satisfying

result of strenuous discipline.

Edwin Percy Whipple

 

Cheerfulness is the off-shoot of goodness.

Christian Nestell Bovee

 

Burdens become light when cheerfully borne.

Ovid (43 B.C.-A.D. 17)

 

Cheerfulness and contentment are great beautifiers and are famous

preservers of good looks.

Charles Dickens (1812-1870)

 

Cheerfulness in most cheerful people is the rich and satisfying result

of strenuous discipline.

Edwin Percy Whipple (1819-1886)

 

Cheerfulness is health; its opposite, melancholy, is disease.

Thomas Chandler Haliburton (1796-1865)

 

Cheerfulness is no sin, nor is there any grace in a solemn cast of

countenance.

John Newton (1725-1807)

 

Cheerfulness greases the axles of the world.

 

Some people are able to spread cheer wher­ever they don't go.

 

Cheerfulness is contagious, but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier!

 

Lots of people get credit for being cheerful when they are just proud of their teeth.

 

Your day goes the way the corners of your

mouth turn.  _

 

The man who gets along in the world is the one who can look cheerful and happy when he isn't.

 

Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see the shadows.

 

Remember the steam kettle! Though up to its neck in hot water, it continues to sing.

 

Few cases of eyestrain have been developed by looking on the bright side of things.

 

Cheerfulness is contagious, but it seems like some folks have been vaccinated against the infection.

 

Some people grow up and spread cheer; oth­ers just grow up and spread.

 

Some people grow up and spread cheer; oth­ers just grow up and spread.

 

Cheerfulness is the atmosphere in which all things thrive.

Johann Paul Friedrich Richter (1763-1825)

 

Cheerfulness keeps up a kind of daylight in the mind and fills it with

a steady and perpetual serenity.

Joseph Addison (1672-1719)

 

Cheerfulness removes the rust from the mind, lubricates our inward

machinery, and enables us to do our work with fewer creaks and groans.

 

Cheerfulness: a habit of the mind . . . fixed and permanent.

Joseph Addison (1672-1719)

 

Cheerfulness: the habit of looking at the good side of things.

William Bernard Ullanthorne (1806-1889)

 

I wonder many times that ever a child of God should have a sad heart,

considering what the Lord is preparing for him.

Samuel Rutherford (1600-1661)

 

If I can put one thought of rosy sunset into the life of any man or

woman, I shall feel that I have worked with God.

George Macdonald (1824-1905)

 

Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.

Helen Adams Keller (1880-1968)

 

Wondrous is the strength of cheerfulness and its power of

endurance-the cheerful man will do more in the same time, will do it

better; will persevere in it longer; than the sad or sullen.

Thomas Carlyle (1795-1881)

 

'Tis easy enough to be pleasant,

When life flows along like a song;

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile

When everything goes dead wrong.

Ella Wheeler (1855-1919)

 

A smile costs nothing but creates much.

 

A smile is a curve that helps to set things straight.

 

If you meet a man who has no smile, give him yours.

 

Most smiles are started by another smile.

 

Nobody needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.

 

There are a thousand languages, but a smile speaks them all.

 

There are many kinds of smiles, each having a distinct character. Some

announce goodness and sweetness, others betray sarcasm, bitterness,

and pride; some soften the countenance by their languishing

tenderness, others brighten by their spiritual vivacity.

Johann Kaspar Lavater (1741-1801)

 

They might not need me, yet they might.

I'll let my head be just in sight;

A smile as small as mine might be

Precisely their necessity.

Emily Elizabeth Dickinson (1830-1886)

 

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.

George Eliot (1819-1880)

 

Child Training

 

The best way to stop kids from seeing dirty movies is to label them "Educational."

 

Some adolescents become bad eggs because they have been set on too long ‑ or not long enough.

 

Never strike a child! You might miss and hurt yourself.

 

It's hard, if not impossible, to get a child to pay attention to you, especially when you're telling him something for his own good.

 

One advantage of the compact car is that when any of the kids start acting up they can be reached by hand.

 

The behavior of some children suggests that their parents embarked on the sea of matri­mony without a paddle.

 

A boy loves a dog because it's the only thing around the house that doesn't find fault with him.

 

One way to keep young boys from getting on the wrong track is to use better switching facilities.

 

A boy is like a canoe ‑ he behaves better if paddled from the rear.

 

It used to be when a boy couldn't learn at his mother's knee he found himself over his fa­ther's.

 

A pat on the back will develop character if given young enough, often enough, low enough ‑ and hard enough.

 

Some kids are like ketchup bottles. You have to slap their bottoms a few times to get them moving.

 

All children don't disobey their parents. Some are never told what to do.

 

The child who always complains he's getting the short end of the stick should be given more of it.

 

Some children grow like weeds and are about as well cared for.

 

Children brought up in Sunday school are seldom brought up in court.

 

There are many "bright children" who should be applauded with one hand.

 

One important way for us to help our chil­dren grow up is for us to grow up first.

 

There are still a few people who can remem­ber when a child misbehaved to get attention ‑ and got it!

 

Spoiled kids soon become little stinkers.

 

If brushing up on manners doesn't help some children, the brush should be moved down a bit.

 

Some of today's children don't smart in the right place.

 

Rearing children is the biggest "heir‑condi­tioning" job ever undertaken.

 

Many children have grown up to be fairly levelheaded because their parents couldn't find the guidance book they were looking for.

 

Nowadays children are called bright when they make remarks that used to call for a good spanking.

 

Any child who gets raised strictly by the book is probably a first edition.

 

When children get on the wrong track it's time to use the switch.

 

Child training is chiefly a matter of knowing which end of the child to pat ‑ and when.

 

Training a child to follow the straight and narrow way is easy for parents ‑ all they have to do is lead the way.

 

In bringing up children it's best not to let them know it.

 

Sometimes the best way to straighten out a child is by bending him over.

 

Never slap a child in the face. Remember, there's a place for everything.

It is extremely difficult to train a boy in the way his father does not go.

 

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair ‑ if this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

 

It's better to teach children the roots of labor than to hand them the fruits of yours.

 

Theories on how to rear children usually end with the birth of the second child.

 

Every child has a right to be both well‑fed and well‑led.

 

To train children at home, it's necessary for both the children and the parents to spend some time there.

 

Someone has defined spanking as "stern" punishment.

 

The surest way to make it hard for your chil­dren is to make it soft for them.

 

You train a child until age ten; after that you only influence him.

 

Train your child in the way you now know you should have gone yourself.

 

The best way to bring up children is never to let them down.

 

Teaching children to count is not as impor­tant as teaching them what counts.

 

Another thing a modern child learns at his mother's knee is to watch out for cigarette ashes.

 

A switch in time saves crime.

 

Psychiatrists tell us that discipline doesn't break a child's spirit half as often as the lack of it breaks a parent's heart.

 

Discipline is what you inflict on one end of a child to impress the other.

 

A modern home is a place where a switch controls everything but the children.

 

A typical home is where the TV set is better adjusted than the kids.

 

One reason for juvenile delinquency is that many parents are raising their children by remote control.

 

One of the problems of juvenile delinquency is children running away from home. It is entirely possible they may be looking for their

parents.

 

Most juvenile delinquents are youngsters who have been given a free hand, but not in the proper place.

 

In the days when a woodshed stood behind the American home, a great deal of what passes as juvenile delinquency was settled out of court.

 

When a youth begins to sow wild oats it's time for father to start the threshing ma­chine.

 

Juvenile delinquency is the result of parents trying to train their children without start­ing at the bottom.

 

Juvenile delinquency was unheard of many years ago because the problem was thrashed‑out in the woodshed.

 

Did the conversion of so many woodsheds into garages have anything to do with the alarming increase in juvenile delinquency.?

 

The man who remembers what he learned at his mother's knee was probably bent over at the time.

 

A mother should be like a quilt ‑ keep the children warm but don't smother them.

 

The time to teach obedience to authority is in the playpen instead of the State pen.

 

Too many parents tie up their dogs and allow their children to run loose.

 

The ability to say no is perhaps the greatest gift a parent has.

 

Some parents begin with giving in and end with giving up.

 

Some parents bring their children up, others let them down.

 

Judging by what we read in the papers, the reason some parents "spare the rod" is be­cause Junior is carrying one.

 

By the time some‑parents get around to put­ting a foot down, the child already has his on the accelerator.

 

Applied child psychology was more effective when the applicator was a small razor strap.

 

We've given our youngsters too much too soon, and now it's too late.

 

Children

 

A child between eighteen and thirty-six months of age is a sheer

delight, but he can also be utterly maddening. He is inquisitive,

short-tempered, demanding, cuddly, innocent, and dangerous at the same

time. I find it fascinating to watch him run through his day, seeking

opportunities to crush things, flush things, kill things, spill

things, fall off things, eat horrible things-and think up ways to

rattle his mother.

James C. Dobson (1936- )

 

A child's suffering can be very real and very deep and all the worse

since a child has neither the wisdom nor the resources of mature men

and women. His misery fills the whole of his world, leaving no space

for other things. He has only emotions with no cynicism or resignation

to dull the edges of his jealousy or suffering. Those people who think

of adolescence as a happy, carefree time either possess deficient

emotions or inadequate memories.

Louis Bromheld (1896-1956)

 

Today, children of six seem to know all the questions and at

sixteen they know all the answers.

 

There's one thing about children--they never go around showing

snapshots of their grandparents.

 

If anything makes a child thirstier than going to bed, it's knowing

that his parents have gone to bed too.

 

I've got two wonderful children--and two out of five isn't too bad.

 

My kid brother was sent from heaven--they must like it quiet up

there.

 

One thing a child outgrows in a hurry is your pocketbook.

 

Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of

children.

Richard Henry Dana

 

A wise son maketh a glad father.

Proverbs 10:1

 

Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he

will not depart from it.

Proverbs 22:6

 

He followed in his father's footsteps, but his gait was somewhat

erratic.

Nicolas Bentley

 

If children grew up according to early indications, we should have

nothing but geniuses.

Johann Goethe

 

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I

thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish

things.

1 Corinthians 13:11

 

Children have never been very good at listening to their elders,

but they have never failed to imitate them.

James Baldwin

 

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying.

Fran Lebowitz

 

If a child lives with approval, he learns to live with himself.

Dorothy Law Nolte

 

What's done to children, they will do to society.

Karl Menninger

 

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your kids to do it.

 

Adolescence is when children start bringing up their parents.

 

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need baby sitters and too young to bor­row the family car.

 

An alarm clock is a device for awakening peo­ple who don't have small children.

 

Never strike a child! You might miss and hurt yourself.

 

The easiest way to get a kid's attention is to stand in front of the TV set.

 

It's hard, if not impossible, to get a child to pay attention to you, especially when you're telling him something for his own good.

 

When a child pays attention to his parents, they're probably whispering.

 

There is just as much authority in the family today as there ever was ‑ only now the chil­dren exercise it.

 

Teachers in the lower grades needn't worry about automation until someone invents a machine that can blow noses and remove

snowsuits and boots.

 

What the average man wants to get out of his new car is the kids.

 

One advantage of the compact car is that when any of the kids start acting up they can be reached by hand.

 

Nothing lengthens the life of your car like marrying‑off the last of your children.

 

A baby sitter is not experienced until she knows which kid to sit with and which kid to sit on.

 

A baby sitter is a teen‑ager you hire to let your children do whatever they are big enough to do.

 

Most of us want other people's children to behave the way ours should.

 

Some books you can't put down, and others you dare not put down when there are chil­dren in the house.

 

A small boy is a pain in the neck when he's around and a pain in the heart when he's not.

 

Safety note for motorists: "Watch out for children ‑ especially if they're driving cars."

 

Too often an abandoned child is one who is still living with his parents.

 

Children love to break things ‑ especially rules.

 

Watch the kid who's cutting classes at school ‑ he may be in training to be a congressman later in life.

 

Children are unpredictable. You never know how high up the wall they're going to drive you.

 

Some kids are like ketchup bottles. You have to slap their bottoms a few times to get them moving.

 

All children don't disobey their parents. Some are never told what to do.

 

The child who always complains he's getting the short end of the stick should be given more of it.

 

Today's kids call it "finding themselves." In the "good old days" it was called loafing.

 

Reasoning with children is what gives you something to do while discovering that you can't.

 

When children are seen and not heard it's apt to be through binoculars.

 

A child's ear is a delicate instrument that can't hear a parent's shout from the next room, but picks up the faintest tingle of the ice cream

man's bell.

 

Children always brighten up a home. They never turn out the lights.

 

Children who are reared in homes of poverty have only two mealtime choices ‑ take it or leave it.

 

The school kids in some towns are getting so tough that teachers are playing hooky.

 

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.

 

An unusual child is one who asks his parents questions they can answer.

 

The only thing that children wear out faster than shoes are parents and teachers.

 

A kid who learns the value of a dollar these days is certain to grow up cynical.

 

Small children start to school these days with a big advantage. They already know two let­ters of the alphabet ‑ TV.

 

One thing most children save for a rainy day is lots of energy.

 

Children of today play a game called Zip Code. It's like Post Office but faster.

 

A child, like your stomach, doesn't need all you can afford to give it.

 

Some children grow like weeds and are about as well cared for.

 

The reason some parents want their children to play the piano instead of the violin is that it's harder to lose a piano.

 

Children may be deductible, but they're still taxing.

 

Modern kids are so TV‑oriented they think there are two kinds of rainbows. One in color and the other in black and white.

 

The trouble with having outspoken children is that you're frequently left holding the bag they let the cat out of.

 

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he's never going to get another one.

 

Children disgrace us in public by behaving just like we do at home.

 

It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.

 

Children brought up in Sunday school are seldom brought up in court.

 

There are many "bright children" who should be applauded with one hand.

 

Children may tear up a house, but they never break up a home.

 

Few children are guilty of thoughtless mis­chief. They plan it.

 

The best time to put the children to bed is when you can.

 

Babies are angels whose wings grow shorter as their legs grow longer.

 

Children are very much like airplanes; you hear only of the ones that crash.

 

Most kids can't understand why a country that makes atomic bombs would ban fire­crackers.

 

Nothing seems to make children more affec­tionate than sticky hands.

 

Not all children sass their parents. Some don't pay that much attention.

 

Children will be children ‑ even after they are fifty years old.

 

When parents can't or won't control their children in the home, it's extremely difficult for the government to control them on the

streets.

 

If some children are as bright as their par­ents think they are, they should be looked at through sunglasses.

 

No two children are alike ‑ particularly if one is yours and the other one isn't.

 

Some children are running everything

 

around the house except errands.

 

Children are a comfort to us in our old age, and they help us to reach it a lot sooner.

 

One important way for us to help our chil­dren grow up is for us to grow up first.

 

There are only two things children will share willingly ‑ communicable diseases and their mother's age.

 

If you are disgusted and upset with your chil­dren, just imagine how God must feel about His!

 

Infant prodigies are young people with highly imaginative parents.

 

In the old days a father didn't have to take his kid to a psychiatrist to find out that he was a little stinker.

 

There are no illegitimate children ‑ only il­legitimate parents.

 

The trouble with children is that when they're not bringing a lump to your throat they're a pain in the neck.

 

There are still a few people who can remem­ber when a child misbehaved to get attention ‑ and got it!

 

Children are a great deal more apt to follow your lead than the way you point.

 

The best time to put kids to bed is very late ‑ when they're too tired to fight back.

 

It's real nice for children to have pets until the pets start having children.

 

Children are unpredictable. You never know when they're going to catch you in a lie.

 

Childhood is that wonderful period when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.

 

The children of today think they have it rough in school if they have to walk more than a block to park their cars.

 

Someday science may be able to explain why a child can't walk around a mud puddle.

 

Spoiled kids soon become little stinkers.

 

There's no child so bad that he can't be used as an income‑tax deduction.

 

More twins are being born these days than ever before. Maybe kids lack the courage to come into the world alone.

 

A baby may not be able to lift very much, but it can hold a marriage together.

 

If brushing up on manners doesn't help some children, the brush should be moved down a bit.

 

One reason so many children are seen on the streets at night is because they're afraid to stay home alone.

 

Children need strength to lean on, a shoulder to cry on, and an example to learn from.

 

You can get any child to run an errand for you ‑ if you ask him at bedtime.

 

Maybe children could keep on the straight and narrow path if they could get informa­tion from someone who's been over the route.

 

Children are natural mimics; they act like their parents in spite of every effort to teach them good manners.

 

Some of today's children don't smart in the right place.

 

Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn't supposed to.

 

The trouble with a child is that he can't grow up to be anything but an adult.

 

If you don't want your children to hear what you're saying, pretend you're talking to them.

 

If children didn't ask questions, they would never know what little adults know.

 

Children are about the only things in a mod­ern home that have to be washed by hand.

 

Rearing children is the biggest "heir‑condi­tioning" job ever undertaken.

 

You can tell your kids are growing up when they stop asking where they came from and start refusing to say where they're going.

 

When a child listens to his mother, he's prob­ably on the telephone extension.

 

Modern parents think children should be seen, not heard; children think parents should be neither seen nor heard.

 

Many children have grown up to be fairly levelheaded because their parents couldn't find the guidance book they were looking for.

 

What most children learn by doing is how to drive their parents almost crazy.

 

It's extremely difficult for a child to live right if he has never seen it done.

 

Children these days seem to grow up bigger and faster, yet remain children longer than ever before.

 

It's always charming to see little children lined up waiting to talk to the department store Santa Claus ‑ some with parents, some with

lists, and some with chicken pox.

 

Nowadays children are called bright when they make remarks that used to call for a good spanking.

 

The chief trouble with children is they are human.

 

It's great to have your children home from school. It takes your mind off your other trou­bles.

 

The best thing to spend on children is your time.

 

Telling children that school days are the hap­piest days of their lives doesn't give them much to look forward to.

 

Any child who gets raised strictly by the book is probably a first edition.

 

The latest class of underprivileged children are those whose parents own two cars ‑ but no speedboat.

 

Almost every child would learn to write sooner if allowed to do homework on wet ce­ment.

 

There's nothing thirstier than a child who has just gone to bed.

 

More children are spoiled because the parents won't spank Grandma.

 

A "brat" is a child who acts like your own but belongs to your neighbor.

 

Most children seldom misquote you; they repeat what you shouldn't have said word for word.

 

We can't understand why today's children are complaining so much. They're not old enough to remember what prices

used to be.

 

Among the best home furnishings are children.

 

Infant care is another thing that has to be learned from the bottom up.

 

Many children would take after their parents if they knew where they went.

 

When children get on the wrong track it's time to use the switch.

 

Little Willie is at the awkward age ‑ too young to leave him home alone, and too old to trust with baby sitters.

 

Children always know when company is in the living room ‑ they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes.

 

It's very difficult to teach children the alphabet these days. They think V comes right after T.

 

Children are so tough in big cities they no longer use bunnies for Easter ‑ they use porcupines.

 

Parents are embarrassed when their children tell lies, but sometimes it's even worse when they tell the truth.

 

A child's definition of a torture chamber is a living room or den without a TV set.

 

If the church neglects the children, it is certain the children will neglect the church.

 

Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but in childhood it's next to impossible.

 

A modern son is one who finishes college and his dad at the same time.

 

Sending your child to college is like sending your clothes to the laundry. You get what you put in, but sometimes you can

hardly recognize it.

 

With the world in such a confused state, no wonder babies cry when they come into it.

 

Most kids think a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand.

 

Every father should remember that one day his son will follow his example instead of his advice.

 

A great‑many children face the hard problem of learning good table manners without seeing any.

 

We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.

 

In some families it would be best if the children were properly spaced ‑ about one hundred yards apart:

The advantage of a large family is that at least one of the children may not turn out like the others.

 

As the gardener is responsible for the products of his garden, so the family is responsible for the character and conduct of

its children.

 

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.

 

Every part of the family constitutes a part of the family tree. Father is the rough bark and fiber, the rugged part which

supports and protects it. Mother is the heart, which must be sound and true or the tree will die. The daughter may be

likened to the leaves and flowers that adorn it. The son is almost always the sap.

 

A lucky farmer is one who has raised a bumper crop of good boys.

 

There's a new baby food on the market. It's half orange juice and half garlic. It not only makes the baby healthier, but also

easier to find in the dark.

 

Jelly is a food usually found on bread, children, and piano keys.

 

No family should have less than three children. If there is one genius among them, there should be two to support him.

 

Playing golf is like raising children ‑ you keep thinking you'll do better next time.

 

All some people need to make them happy is a change ‑ and most of the time that's all a baby needs.

 

The best possible infant care is to keep one end full and the other end dry.

 

Nothing creates a firmer belief in heredity than having a good‑looking child.

 

Home is a man's refuge, a place of quiet and rest, says a certain writer. That's true except for the telephone, the children, the vacuum

cleaner, and the salesman at the door.

 

The honeymoon is definitely over when all the baby talk around the house is done only by the baby.

 

If you plan to teach your children the value of a dollar, you'll have to do it awfully fast.

 

A much‑needed invention for the American scene is an automatic child washer.

 

We need tougher child abuse laws ‑ parents have taken enough abuse from their chil­dren.

 

A real family man is one who looks at his new child as an addition rather than a deduction.

 

Children often hold a marriage together by keeping their parents so busy they don't have time to quarrel.

 

A "miracle drug" is any medicine you can get the kids to take without screaming.

 

Another reason men don't live as long as women is that they suffer so much waiting around in hospitals for their wives to have babies.

 

A mother in Colorado is so ashamed of her unruly kids that she attends the PTA under an assumed name.

 

There are still a few old‑fashioned mothers who would like to tuck their children in bed, but they can't stay awake that late.

 

When it comes to music lessons, most kids make it a practice not to practice.

 

Who said kids aren't obedient? They'll obey any TV commercial about buying a new toy.

 

You are quite old if you can remember when children were strong enough to walk to school.

 

When all the kids have grown up, married, and moved away, many parents experience a strange new emotion; it's called ecstacy.

 

All a parent has to do to make a child thirsty is to fall asleep.

 

Parents would not have to worry so much about how a kid turns out if they worried more about when he turns in.

 

You have to give American parents credit ‑they know how to obey their children.

 

People who say they sleep like a baby haven't got one.

 

There's only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

 

A good way for your daughter to be popular is for you to be rich.

 

A major problem facing housewives is that ovens are self‑cleaning but kids aren't.

 

Psychiatry has certainly changed things. The kid who used to be just a chatterbox is now a "compulsive talker."

 

It's incredible when we think how little our parents knew about child psychology and how wonderful we turned out to be!

 

Child psychology is what children manage their parents with.

 

Where do kids get all those questions parents can't answer?

 

Little Junior brought home what is now re­membered as his Watergate report card. First, he denied there was one; then he couldn't find

it. When he finally located it, three grades had been erased.

 

The hardest people to convince that they're ready to retire are children at bedtime.

 

If your youngster asks how Santa Claus gets into your house, tell him he comes in through a hole in daddy's wallet.

 

It's invariably the little devil in your neigh­borhood who starts the fight with your little angel.

 

Sleep is something that science cannot abol­ish ‑ but babies can.

 

Efficient school teachers may cost more, but poor school teachers cost the most.

 

A teacher's constant task is to take a roomful of live wires and see to it that they're grounded.

 

Nothing improves a television program as much as getting the children to bed.

 

Children who watch television every night will go down in history ‑ not to mention arithmetic, geography, and science.

 

You don't know what trouble is until your kids reach the age of consent, dissent, and resent ‑ all at the same time.

 

The guy whose troubles are all behind him is probably a school bus driver.

 

The child who knows the value of a dollar these days must be terribly discouraged.

 

The trouble with teaching a child the value of a dollar is you have to do it almost every week.

 

Every child comes into the world endowed with liberty, opportunity, and a share of the war debt.

 

The two agencies now being used to redistrib­ute wealth are taxation and offspring.

 

Things are pretty well evened up in this world. Other people's troubles are not as bad as ours, but their children are a lot worse.         

 

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without

seeing any.

Fred Astaire

 

All children wear the sign: "I want to be important NOW." Many of

our juvenile delinquency problems arise because nobody reads the sign.

Dan Pursuit

 

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.

Harold S. Hulbert

 

Suffer the little children to come unto me, and forbid them not;

for of such is the kingdom of God.

Mark 10:14

 

Even a child is known by his doings.

Proverbs 20:11

 

A spoilt child never loves its mother.

 

Bachelors' wives and maids' children are well taught.

 

Children pick up words as pigeons peas.

 

Just as the twig is bent, the tree's inclined.

Alexander Pope

 

You can do anything with children if you only play with them.

German proverb

 

Childhood sometimes does pay a second visit to man; youth never.

Anna Jameson

 

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had

been one.

Groucho Marx

 

A rose can say I love you,

Orchids can enthrall,

But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,

Oh my, that says it all!

 

A spoiled child never loves its mother.

Sir Henry Taylor (1800-1886)

 

A world without children is a world without newness, regeneration,

color; and vigor.

James C. Dobson (1936- )

 

All children talk with integrity up to about the age of five, when

they fall victim to the influences of the adult world and mass

entertainment. It is then they begin, all unconsciously, to become

plausible actors. The product of this process is known as maturity, or

you and me.

Clifton Fadiman (1904- )

 

Childhood: that happy period when nightmares occur only during sleep.

 

Children are God's apostles, day by day sent forth to preach of love,

and hope, and peace.

James Russell Lowell (1819-1891)

 

Children are like clocks; they must be allowed to run.

James C. Dobson (1936- )

 

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents in spite of

every attempt to teach them good manners.

 

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your kids to do it.

 

Adolescence is when children start bringing up their parents.

 

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need baby sitters and too young to bor­row the family car.

 

An alarm clock is a device for awakening peo­ple who don't have small children.

 

Never strike a child! You might miss and hurt yourself.

 

The easiest way to get a kid's attention is to stand in front of the TV set.

 

It's hard, if not impossible, to get a child to pay attention to you, especially when you're telling him something for his own good.

 

When a child pays attention to his parents, they're probably whispering.

 

There is just as much authority in the family today as there ever was ‑ only now the chil­dren exercise it.

 

Teachers in the lower grades needn't worry about automation until someone invents a machine that can blow noses and remove

snowsuits and boots.

 

What the average man wants to get out of his new car is the kids.

 

One advantage of the compact car is that when any of the kids start acting up they can be reached by hand.

 

Nothing lengthens the life of your car like marrying‑off the last of your children.

 

A baby sitter is not experienced until she knows which kid to sit with and which kid to sit on.

 

A baby sitter is a teen‑ager you hire to let your children do whatever they are big enough to do.

 

Most of us want other people's children to behave the way ours should.

 

Some books you can't put down, and others you dare not put down when there are chil­dren in the house.

 

A small boy is a pain in the neck when he's around and a pain in the heart when he's not.

 

Safety note for motorists: "Watch out for children ‑ especially if they're driving cars."

 

Too often an abandoned child is one who is still living with his parents.

 

Children love to break things ‑ especially rules.

 

Watch the kid who's cutting classes at school ‑ he may be in training to be a congressman later in life.

 

Children are unpredictable. You never know how high up the wall they're going to drive you.

 

Some kids are like ketchup bottles. You have to slap their bottoms a few times to get them moving.

 

All children don't disobey their parents. Some are never told what to do.

 

The child who always complains he's getting the short end of the stick should be given more of it.

 

Today's kids call it "finding themselves." In the "good old days" it was called loafing.

 

Reasoning with children is what gives you something to do while discovering that you can't.

 

When children are seen and not heard it's apt to be through binoculars.

 

A child's ear is a delicate instrument that can't hear a parent's shout from the next room, but picks up the faintest tingle of the ice cream

man's bell.

 

Children always brighten up a home. They never turn out the lights.

 

Children who are reared in homes of poverty have only two mealtime choices ‑ take it or leave it.

The school kids in some towns are getting so tough that teachers are playing hooky.

 

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.

 

An unusual child is one who asks his parents questions they can answer.

 

Children are not casual guests in our home. They have been loaned to

us temporarily for the purpose of loving them and instilling a

foundation of values on which their future lives will be built.

James C. Dobson (1936- )

 

Children begin by loving their parents. As they grow older they judge

them; sometimes they forgive them.

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

 

Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but

they have never failed to imitate them.

James Baldwin (1924- )

 

Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there's always one

determined to face in an opposite direction from the way the arranger

desires.

Marcelene Cox

 

Children learn what they observe.

If children live with criticism, they learn to condemn and be

judgmental.

If children live with hostility, they learn to be angry and fight.

If children live with ridicule, they learn to be shy and withdrawn.

If children live with shame, they learn to feel guilty.

If children live with tolerance, they learn to be patient.

If children live with encouragement, they learn confidence.

If children live with praise, they learn to appreciate.

If children live with fairness, they learn justice.

If children live with security, they learn to have faith.

If children live with approval, they learn to like themselves.

If children live with acceptance and friendship, they learn to find love in the world.

Dorothy Knolte

 

Children must be valued as our most priceless possession.

James C. Dobson (1936- )

 

Children possess an uncanny ability to cut to the core of the issue,

to expose life to the bone, and strip away the barnacles that cling to

the hull of our too sophisticated pseudo-civilization. One reason for

this, I believe, is that children have not mastered our fine art of

deception that we call "finesse." Another is that they are so "lately

come from God" that faith and trust are second nature to them. They

have not acquired the obstructions to faith that come with education;

they possess instead unrefined wisdom, a gift from God.

Gloria Gaither

 

Gentle Jesus, meek and mild,

Look upon a little child,

Pity my simplicity,

Suffer me to come to thee.

Charles Wesley (1707-1788)

 

Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them

afterwards.

Saint Francis Xavier (1506-1552)

 

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is

To have a thankless child!

William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

 

In praise of little children I will say

God first made man, then found a better way

For woman, but his third way was the best.

Of all created things, the loveliest

And most divine are children.

William Canton

 

Kids are not a short-term loan, they are a long-term investment!

 

Know you what it is to be a child? . . . It is to believe in love, to

believe in loveliness, to believe in belief; it is to be so little

that the elves can reach to whisper in your ear; it is to turn

pumpkins into coaches, and mice into horses, lowness into loftiness,

and nothing into everything, for each child has its fairy godmother in

its soul.

Francis Thompson Shelley (1859-1927)

 

Sleep, my child, and peace attend thee,

All through the night;

Guardian angels God will lend thee,

All through the night;

Soft the drowsy hours are creeping,

Hill and dale in slumber steeping,

Love alone his watch is keeping-

All through the night.

Old Welsh Air

 

The childhood shows the man

As morning shows the day.

John Milton (1608-1674)

 

The difficult child is the child who is unhappy. He is at war with

himself; and in consequence, he is at war with the world.

A. S. Neill

 

The little world of childhood with its familiar surroundings is a

model of the greater world. The more intensively the family has

stamped its character upon the child, the more it will tend to feel

and see its earlier miniature world again in the bigger world of adult

life. Naturally, this is not a conscious, intellectual process.

Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)

 

The Lord made Adam from the dust of the earth, but when the first

toddler came along, he added electricity!

 

The most deprived children are those who have to do nothing in order

to get what they want.

Sydney J. Harris (1917-1986)

 

The toddler is the world's most hard-nosed opponent of law and order.

James C. Dobson (1936- )

 

There are millions of Americans who are clever and fearless . . . they

are four years old.

 

There are no illegitimate children-only illegitimate parents.

Leon R. Yankwich (1888- )

 

Unlike grown-ups, children have little need to deceive themselves.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)

 

We can hardly be surprised if children feel fairly soon that they have

outgrown the "tender Shepherd" and find their heroes elsewhere.

J. B. Phillips (1906-1982)

 

What a child is taught on Sunday, he will remember on Monday.

Welsh Proverb

 

When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter

society, one of the politer names of hell.

Brian Aldiss (1925- )

 

William daily reenacts the feeding of the 5,000. We give him one small

rice cake, and when he's finished, we clean up twelve baskets full of

the remnants.

Kenneth L. Draper (1957- )

 

Chivalry

 

Chivalry is a man's inclination to defend a woman against every man but himself.

 

The age of chivalry is certainly not dead. If a college girl drops one of her books, almost any boy in her class will be delighted to kick it back to her.

 

Chivalry is what a husband displays toward somebody else's wife.

 

In the "good old days" men stood up for women ‑ but there were

 

Chivalry is when a man picks up a girl's handkerchief, even if she's not pretty.

 

Chivalry is opening the door and standing aside so some female can rush in and get the job you're after.

 

no buses then.

 

Choice

 

Be entirely tolerant or not at all; follow the good path or the evil

one. To stand at the crossroads requires more strength than you

possess.

Heinrich Heine (1797-1856)

 

Choose to love-rather than hate

Choose to smile-rather than frown

Choose to build-rather than destroy

Choose to persevere-rather than quit

Choose to praise-rather than gossip

Choose to heal-rather than wound

Choose to give-rather than grasp

Choose to act-rather than delay

Choose to forgive-rather than curse

Choose to pray-rather than despair.

 

God always gives his very best to those who leave the choice with him.

James Hudson Taylor (1832-1905)

 

God asks no one whether he will accept life. This is not the choice.

The only choice you have as you go through life is how you will live it.

Bernard Meltzer

 

Regardless of circumstances, each man lives in a world of his own

making.

Josepha Murray Emms

 

Between two evils, choose neither; between two goods, choose both.

Tryon Edwards

 

Patience may be simply the inability to make decisions.

 

God gave us a free choice because there is no significance to love

that knows no alternative.

James C. Dobson (1936- )

 

Sign on a businessman's desk: "My decision is maybe ‑and that's final."

 

Few people make a deliberate choice between good and evil; the choice is between what we want to do and what we ought to do.

 

Choice, not chance, determines destiny.

 

When you need to make a choice and don't make it, that in itself is a choice.

 

The choice is simple ‑ you can either stand up and be counted, or lie down and be counted out.

 

It is much wiser to choose what you say than to say what you choose.

 

There comes a time when a nation, as well as an individual, must choose between tightening the belt or losing the pants.

 

A conference is a meeting to decide when and where the next meeting will be held.

 

A conference is nothing more than an organized way of postponing a decision.

 

Generally speaking, a conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

 

When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever be allowed to make.

 

No one can grow by allowing others to make his decisions.

 

Nothing great was ever done without an act of decision Always take plenty of time to make a snap decision.

 

It's pretty hard for the Lord to guide a man if he hasn't made up his mind which way he wants to go.

 

A man can't go anywhere while he's straddling a fence.

 

If you're going to pull decisions out of a hat, be sure you're wearing the right hat.

 

Almost everybody knows the difference between right and wrong, but some hate to make decisions.

 

Current events are so grim that we can't decide whether to watch the six o'clock news and not be able to eat, or the ten o'clock news

and not be able to sleep.

 

Many a woman's final decision is not the last one she makes.

 

Be cautious in choosing friends, and be even more cautious in changing them.

 

A good executive is one who can make decisions quickly ‑ and sometimes correctly.

An executive is a fellow who can take as long as he wants to make a snap decision.

 

If fate throws a knife at you, there are two ways of catching it ‑ by the blade or by the handle.

 

If fate hands you a lemon, try to make lemonade.

 

Wise people sometimes change their minds ‑ fools, never.

 

Nature gives man corn, but man must grind it; God gives man a will, but man must make the right choices.

 

Intuition is that gift which enables a woman to arrive instantly at an infallible, irrevocable decision without the aid of reason, judgment, or discussion.

 

In most marriages the husband is the provider and the wife is the decider.

 

Nine out of ten people who change their minds are wrong the second time too.

 

God has no need of marionettes. He pays men the compliment of allowing

them to live without him if they choose. But if they live without him

in this life, they must also live without him in the next.

Leon Morris

 

God regenerates us and puts us in contact with all his divine

resources, but he cannot make us walk according to his will.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

In darkness there is no choice. It is light that enables us to see the

differences between things; and it is Christ who gives us light.

Augustus W. Hare (1792-1834)

 

It is this way. The Lord, he is always voting for a man; and the

devil, he is always voting against him. Then the man himself votes and

that breaks the tie.

 

No man need stay the way he is.

Harry Emerson Fosdick (1878-1969)

 

One day there came along that silent shore,

While I my net was casting in the sea,

A Man who spoke as never man before,

I followed him; new life began in me.

Mine was the boat, but his the voice,

And his the call, yet mine the choice.

George Macdonald (1824-1905)

 

One's philosophy is not best expressed in words; it is expressed in

the choices one makes. . . . In the long run, we shape our lives and

we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the

choices we make are ultimately our responsibility.

Eleanor Roosevelt (1884-1962)

 

Our destiny is not determined for us, but it is determined by us.

Man's free will is part of God's sovereign will. We have freedom to

take which course we choose, but not freedom to determine the end of

that choice. God makes clear what he desires, we must choose, and the

result of the choice is not the inevitableness of law, but the

inevitableness of God.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The choices of time are binding in eternity.

Jack MacArthur

 

The crossroads are down here: which way to pull the rein? The left

brings you but loss, the right nothing but gain.

Angelus Silesius (1624-1677)

 

The difficulty in life is the choice.

George Moore (1852-1933)

 

The disciple who is in the condition of abiding in Jesus is in the

will of God, and his apparent free choices are God's foreordained

decrees. Mysterious? Logically absurd? But a glorious truth to a

saint.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The teachings of Christ reveal him to be a realist in the finest

meaning of that word. Nowhere in the Gospels do we find anything

visionary or overoptimistic. He told his hearers the whole truth and

let them make up their minds. He might grieve over the retreating form

of an inquirer who could not face up to the truth, but he never ran

after him to try to win him with rosy promises. He would have men

follow him, knowing the cost, or he would let them go their ways.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

To every soul there openeth

A high way and a low;

And every man decideth

Which way his soul shall go.

John Oxenham (1861-1941)

 

We put one foot on God's side and one on the side of human reasoning;

then God widens the space until we either drop down in between or jump

on to one side or the other.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

When you have to make a choice and don't make it, that is in itself a

choice.

William James (1842-1910)

 

Where there is no choice, we do well to make no difficulty.

George Macdonald (1824-1905)

 

Whoever is on God's side is on the winning side and cannot lose;

whoever is on the other side is on the losing side and cannot win.

Here there is no chance, no gamble. There is freedom to choose which

side we shall be on but no freedom to negotiate the results of the

choice once it is made. By the mercy of God we may repent a wrong

choice and alter the consequences by making a new and right choice.

Beyond that we cannot go.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do

something about its width and depth.

Evan Esar

 

If we are ever in doubt about what to do, it is a good rule to ask

ourselves what we shall wish on the morrow that we had done.

Sir John Lubbock (1834-1913)

 

Men must be decided on what they will not do, and then they are able

to act with vigor in which they ought to do.

Meng-Tzu (C. 371-C. 289 B.C.)

 

No one learns to make right decisions without being free to make wrong ones.

Kenneth Sollitt

 

Not to decide is to decide.

Harvey Cox (1929- )

 

Nothing is so exhausting as indecision and nothing is so futile.

Bertrand Arthur William Russell (1872-1970)

 

Once to every man and nation comes the moment to decide, In the strife

of truth and falsehood, for the good or evil side.

James Russell Lowell (1819-1891)

 

The phrase "Decide for Christ" which we so frequently hear is too

often an emphasis on the thing our Lord never trusted. Our Lord never

asks us to decide for him: he asks us to yield to him-a very different

matter.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

There is a time when we must firmly choose the course we will follow,

or the relentless drift of events will make the decision.

Herbert V. Prochnow

 

Tough decision: when to discard a toothbrush.

 

When God says today, the devil says tomorrow.

German Proverb

 

You are facing a dilemma; you are not quite sure which of two

decisions to make. Apply the test of universality. Suppose your

personal decision should become a universal custom, would it bring the

world happiness or unhappiness?

Joseph R. Sizoo

 

Christ

 

A man who can read the New Testament and not see that Christ claims to

be more than a man can look all over the sky at high noon on a

cloudless day and not see the sun.

William Edward Biederwolf (1867-1939)

     

A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said

wouldn't be a great moral teacher. He'd be either a lunatic-on a level

with a man who says he's a poached egg-or else he'd be the devil of

hell. You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son

of God, or else a madman or something worse.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

Alexander, Caesar, Charlemagne, and myself founded empires; but upon

what did we rest the creations of our genius? Upon force. Jesus Christ

alone founded his empire upon love, and at this hour millions of men

would die for him.

Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

 

All his glory and beauty come from within, and there he delights to

dwell, his visits there are frequent, his conversations sweet, his

comforts refreshing, and his peace passing all understanding.

Thomas Ŕ Kempis (C. 1380-1471)

 

All the armies that ever marched, and all the navies that ever were

built, and all the parliaments that ever sat, and all the kings that

ever reigned, put together, have not affected the life of man upon

this earth as powerfully as has this one solitary life.

 

All we want in Christ, we shall find in Christ. If we want little, we

shall find little. If we want much, we shall find much; but if, in

utter helplessness, we cast our all on Christ, he will be to us the

whole treasury of God.

Henry Benjamin Whipple (1822-1901)

 

As the print of the seal on the wax is the express image of the seal

itself, so Christ is the express image-the perfect representation-of God.

Saint Ambrose (C. 340-397)

 

Assail'd by scandal and the tongue of strife, His only answer was, a

blameless life.

William Cowper (1731-1800)

 

Because eternity

was closeted in time,

he is my open door

to forever.

Luci Shaw (1928- )

 

Because Jesus was not wanted, he was driven to a life of silence,

solitude, and simplicity.

Charles R. Swindoll (1934- )

 

Besides belonging to eternity, Christ belonged to his times; on the

outskirts of a dying civilization he spoke of dying in order to live.

Today, when our civilization is likewise dying, his words have the

same awe-inspiring relevance as they had then.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

By a Carpenter mankind was made, and only by that Carpenter can

mankind be remade.

Desiderius Erasmus (C. 1466-1536)

 

By his first work he gave me to myself; and by the next he gave

himself to me. And when he gave himself, he gave me back myself that I

had lost.

Bernard of Clairvaux (1090-1153)

 

Caesar was more talked about in his time than Jesus, and Plato taught

more science than Christ. People still discuss the Roman ruler and the

Greek philosopher, but who nowadays is hotly for Caesar or against

him; and who now are the Platonists and the anti-Platonists? There are

still people who love him and who hate him.... The fury of so many

against him is a proof that he is not dead.

Giovanni Papini (1923- )

 

Christ ... combines within himself ... the qualities of every race.

Charles Freer Andrews (1871-1940)

 

Christ as God is the fatherland where we are going. Christ as man is

the way by which we go.

Saint Augustine of Hippo (354-430)

 

Christ died to save us, not from suffering, but from ourselves; not

from injustice, far less than justice, but from being unjust. He died

that we might live-but live as he lives, by dying as he died who died

to himself.

George Macdonald (1824-1905)

 

Christ either deceived mankind by conscious fraud [regarding an early

end of the world], or he was himself deluded, or he was divine. There

is no getting out of this trilemma.

J. Duncan (B. 1870)

 

Christ has not lost a battle yet-not one.

Richard Owen Roberts (1931- )

 

Christ has turned all our sunsets into dawns.

Clement of Alexandria (C. 150-C. 215)

 

Christ himself is living at the heart of the world; and his total

mystery-that of creation, incarnation, redemption, and

resurrection-embodies and animates all of life and all of history.

Michel Quoist (1921- )

 

Christ is full and sufficient for all his people. He is bread, wine,

milk, living waters, to feed them; he is a garment of righteousness to

cover and adorn them; a Physician to heal them; a Counselor to advise

them; a Captain to defend them; a Prince to rule; a Prophet to teach;

a Priest to make atonement for them; a Husband to protect; a Father to

provide; a Brother to relieve; a Foundation to support; a Root to

quicken; a Head to guide; a Treasure to enrich; a Sun to enlighten;

and a Fountain to cleanse.

John Spencer (1630-1693)

 

Christ is God acting like God in the lowly raiments of human flesh.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

Christ is not one of many ways to approach God, nor is he the best of

several ways; he is the only way.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

Christ is the aperture through which the immensity and magnificence of

God can be seen.

J. B. Phillips (1906-1982)

 

Christ is the bread for men's souls. In him the church has enough to

feed the whole world.

Ian Maclaren (1850-1907)

 

Christ made it clear that his coming, far from meaning peace, meant

war. His message was a fire that would set society ablaze with

division and strife.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

Christ's life outwardly was one of the most troubled lives that was

ever lived: tempest and tumult, tumult and tempest, the waves breaking

over it all the time. But the inner life was a sea of glass. The great

calm was always there.

Henry Drummond (1851-1897)

 

Christ's message was revolutionizing; his words simple, yet profound.

And his words provoked either happy acceptance or violent rejection.

Men were never the same after listening to him.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

Earth grows into heaven, as we come to live and breathe in the

atmosphere of the Incarnation. Jesus makes heaven wherever he is.

Frederick William Faber (1814-1863)

 

Every character has an inward spring; let Christ be that spring. Every

action has a keynote; let Christ be that note to which your whole life

is attuned.

Henry Drummond (1851-1897)

 

Every passage in the history of our Lord and Savior is of unfathomable

depth and affords inexhaustible matter for contemplation. All that

concerns him is infinite, and what we first discern is but the surface

of that which begins and ends in eternity.

Cardinal John Henry Newman (1801-1890)

 

Feed on Christ, and then go and live your life, and it is Christ in

you that lives your life, that helps the poor, that tells the truth,

that fights the battle, and that wins the crown.

Phillips Brooks (1835-1893)

 

Follow me: I am the way, the truth, and the life.

Without the way there is no going;

Without the truth there is no knowing;

Without the life there is no living.

Thomas Ŕ Kempis (C. 1380-1471)

 

For the Lord Jesus, there was no fellowship in suffering. For the

Lord, there was only the wooden insensitivity of his disciples-from

the first day right up to the end of his ministry. For him, there was

only that awful climax of isolation on the cross, even to the point of

being forsaken by the Father and abandoned to God's blazing wrath.

Joni Eareckson Tada

 

From his Bethlehem birth to his death in Jerusalem, Jesus took the

road the prophets had marked out, knowing that it would end on

Golgotha. If at times he groaned over its ardours, and right at the

end asked whether, after all, he might be let off the final sacrifice

and left a little longer in a world he must have loved, or he could

not have described and explained it so exquisitely, he always returned

to his ultimate prayer: Not what I will, but what thou wilt. This was

the theme of his life, the essence of the drama he lived out in order

to guide all who came after him in the ways of truth; to give us hope

in our despair, and light in our darkness, enabling us to look out

from time, our prison, on to the mercy of eternity, our liberty.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

From morning to night keep Jesus in your heart, long for nothing,

desire nothing, hope for nothing, but to have all that is within you

changed into the spirit and temper of the Holy Jesus.

William Law (1686-1761)

 

God has himself gone through the whole of human experience, from the

trivial irritations of family life and the cramping restrictions of

hard work and lack of money to the worst horrors of pain and

humiliation, defeat, despair, and death.

Dorothy L. Sayers (1893-1957)

 

God never gave a man a thing to do concerning which it were irreverent

to ponder how the Son of God would have done it.

George Macdonald (1824-1905)

 

Had there been a lunatic asylum in the suburbs of Jerusalem, Jesus

Christ would infallibly have been shut up in it at the outset of his

public career. That interview with Satan on a pinnacle of the Temple

would alone have damned him, and everything that happened after could

but have confirmed the diagnosis.

Havelock Ellis (1859-1939)

 

He did not come to conquer by force of armies and physical weapons but

by love planted in the hearts of individuals.

W. W. Melton

 

He has entered little into the depths of our Master's character who

does not know that the settled tone of his disposition was a peculiar

and subdued sadness.

Frederick William Robertson (1816-1853)

 

He is a path, if any be misled;

He is a robe, if any naked be;

If any chance to hunger, he is bread;

If any be a bondman, he is free;

If any be but weak, how strong is he!

To dead men, life is he; to sick men, health;

To blind men, sight; and to the needy, wealth;

A pleasure without loss; a treasure without stealth.

Giles Fletcher (1584-1623)

 

He tore through the temple courts like a mad man.

Flavius Josephus (C. 37-100)

 

He wrestled with justice, that thou mightest have rest; he wept and

mourned, that thou mightest laugh and rejoice; he was betrayed, that

thou mightest go free; was apprehended, that thou mightest escape; he

was condemned, that thou mightest be justified, and was killed, that

thou mightest live; he wore a crown of thorns, that thou mightest wear

a crown of glory; and was nailed to the cross with his arms wide open,

to show with what freeness all his merits shall be bestowed on the

coming soul, and how heartily he will receive it into his bosom.

John Bunyan (1628-1688)

 

He wrote no book, and yet his words and prayer

Are intimate on many myriad tongues,

Are counsel everywhere.

Therese Lindsey

 

How widely Jesus had become known is difficult to judge. The Gospels,

very naturally, imply that his words and miracles were on everyone's

lips, but it is significant that Pilate had never heard of Jesus when

he was brought before him, even though it was his business to keep

track of agitators and wandering evangelists liable to stir up the

excitable populace in his turbulent province.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

I am much struck with the contrast between Christ's mode of gathering

people to himself and the way practiced by Alexander the Great, by

Julius Caesar, and by myself. The people have been gathered to us by

fear; they were gathered to Christ by love. Alexander, Caesar, and I

have been men of war, but Christ was the Prince of Peace. The people

have been driven to us; they were drawn to him. In our case there has

been forced conscription; in his there was free obedience.

Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

 

I am the Way unchangeable; the Truth infallible; the Life everlasting.

Thomas Ŕ Kempis (C. 1380-1471)

 

I cannot row it myself,

My boat on the raging sea;

But beside me sits another,

Who pulls or steers with me;

And I know that we too shall come into port-

His child and he.

Dan Crawford

 

I have a great need for Christ; I have a great Christ for my need.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon (1834-1892)

 

I have one passion only: It is he! It is he!

Count Nikolaus Ludwig von Zinzendorf (1700-1760)

 

I must know Jesus Christ as Savior before his teaching has any meaning

for me other than that of an ideal which leads to despair.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

If all Jesus Christ came to do was to upset me, make me unfit for my

work, upset my friendships and my life, produce disturbance and misery

and distress, then I wish he had never come. But that is not all he

came to do. He came to lift us up to "the heavenly places" where he is

himself. The whole claim of the redemption of Jesus is that he can

satisfy the last aching abyss of the human soul, not hereafter only,

but here and now.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

If Jesus Christ is only a teacher, then all he can do is to tantalize

us, to erect a standard we cannot attain to; but when we are born

again of the Spirit of God, we know that he did not come only to teach

us, he came to make us what he teaches we should be.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

If Jesus Christ were not virgin born, then, of course, he had a human

father; if he had a human father, then he inherited the nature of the

father; as that father had a nature of sin, then he inherited his

nature of sin; then Jesus himself was a lost sinner, and he himself

needed a Savior from sin. Deny the virgin birth of Jesus Christ and

you paralyze the whole scheme of redemption by Jesus Christ.

I. M. Haldeman (1845-1933)

 

If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him.

They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make

fun of it.

Thomas Carlyle (1795-1881)

 

If Shakespeare should come into this room, we would all rise; but if

Jesus Christ should come in, we would all kneel.

Charles Lamb (1775-1834)

 

If we have never been hurt by a statement of Jesus, it is questionable

whether we have ever really heard him speak. Jesus Christ has no

tenderness whatever toward anything that is ultimately going to ruin a

man for the service of God. If the Spirit of God brings to our mind a

word of the Lord that hurts, we may be perfectly certain there is

something he wants to hurt to death.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

If you wish to be disappointed, look to others. If you wish to be

downhearted, look to yourself. If you wish to be encouraged ... look

upon Jesus Christ.

Erich Sauer

 

Immortal Love, forever full,

Forever flowing free,

Forever shared, forever whole,

A never-ebbing sea!

John Greenleaf Whittier (1807-1892)

 

In his life, Christ is an example, showing us how to live. In his

death, he is a sacrifice, satisfying for our sins. In his

resurrection, he is a conqueror. In his ascension, he is a king. In

his intercession, he is a high priest.

Martin Luther (1483-1546)

 

In Jesus Christ there was nothing secular and sacred, it was all real,

and he makes his disciples like himself.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

In Jesus we have ... the holiest man who ever lived, and yet it was

the prostitutes and lepers and thieves who adored him, and the

religious who hated his guts.

Rebecca Manley Pippert

 

In most trials, people are tried for what they have done, but this was

not true of Christ's. Jesus was tried for who he was.

Josh McDowell

 

Independence is not strength but unrealized weakness and is the very

essence of sin. There was no independence in our Lord, the great

characteristic of his life was submission to his Father.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Is Christ thy advocate to plead thy cause? Art thou his client? Such

shall never slide. He never lost his case.

Edward Taylor (C. 1645-1729)

 

It is a profound irony that the Son of God visited this planet, and

one of the chief complaints against him was that he was not religious

enough.

Rebecca Manley Pippert

 

It is, in my experience, the people who have never troubled seriously

to study the four Gospels who are loudest in their protest that there

was no such person as Jesus.

J. B. Phillips (1906-1982)

 

It was love that kept Jesus from calling 12,000 angels who had already

drawn their swords to come to his rescue.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

It was those luminous words of his, sealed with his death on the

cross, that led to his being recognized as God. After all, who but God

would have dared to ask of men what he asked of them? Demanding

everything and enduring everything, he set in train a great creative

wave of love and sacrifice such as the world had never before seen or

dreamed of.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

Jerusalem and Jesus! What a contrast! With what an amazed stare of

contempt the personal powers of Jerusalem confronted Jesus, the

despised and rejected! Yet he was their Peace for time and eternity,

and the things that belonged to their peace were all connected with

him.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Jesus appeared in Judea in the reign of Tiberius Caesar ... a very

definite personality. One is obliged to say: "Here was a man." This

could not have been invented. He was like some terrible moral huntsman

digging mankind out of the snug burrows in which they had lived

hitherto. For to take him seriously was to enter upon a strange and

alarming life, to abandon habits, to control instincts and impulses,

and to essay an incredible happiness.

J. B. Phillips (1906-1982)

 

Jesus Christ always speaks from the source of things; consequently

those who deal only with the surface find him an offense.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Jesus Christ came into my prison cell last night, and every stone

flashed like a ruby.

Samuel Rutherford (1600-1661)

 

Jesus Christ came to do what no human being can do: he came to redeem

men, to alter their disposition, to plant in them the Holy Spirit, to

make them new creatures. Christianity is not the obliteration of the

old, but the transfiguration of the old. Jesus Christ did not come to

teach men to be holy, he came to make men holy. His teaching has no

meaning for us unless we enter into his life by means of his death.

The cross is the great central point.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Jesus Christ exhibited a divine paradox of the lion and the lamb. He

was the Lion in majesty, rebuking the winds and demons. He was the

Lamb in meekness, "who when he was reviled, reviled not again." He was

the Lion in power, raising the dead. He was the Lamb in patience who

was "brought as a lamb to the slaughter, and as a sheep before her

shearers is dumb, so he openeth not his mouth." He was the Lion in

authority, "Ye have heard that it hath been said ... but I say unto

you." He was the Lamb in gentleness, "Suffer the little children to

come unto me."

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Jesus Christ had a twofold personality: he was the Son of God

revealing what God is like and Son of Man revealing what man is to be like.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Jesus Christ is God's everything for man's total need.

Richard C. Halverson (1916- )

 

Jesus Christ is the Completer

of unfinished people

with unfinished work

in unfinished times.

Lona M. Fowler

 

Jesus Christ is the divine Physician and Pharmacist, and his

prescriptions are never out of balance.

Vance Havner

 

Jesus Christ is the sternest and the gentlest of Saviors.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Jesus Christ never asks anyone to define his position or to understand

a creed, but "Who am I to you?" ... Jesus Christ makes the whole of

human destiny depend on a man's relationship to himself.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Jesus Christ reveals, not an embarrassed God, not a confused God, not

a God who stands apart from the problems, but one who stands in the

thick of the whole thing.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Jesus Christ served others first; he spoke to those to whom no one

spoke; he dined with the lowest members of society; he touched the

untouchable. He had no throne, no crown, no bevy of servants or

armored guards. A borrowed manger and a borrowed tomb framed his

earthly life.

Charles Colson (1931- )

 

Jesus Christ set a window in the tiny dark dungeon of the ego in which

we all languish, letting in a light, providing a vista, and offering a

way of release from the servitude of the flesh and the fury of the will.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

Jesus Christ was not a conservative.

Eric Hoffer (1902-1983)

 

Jesus Christ was not a recluse. He did not cut himself off from

society, he was amazingly in and out among the ordinary things of

life; but he was disconnected fundamentally from it all. He was not

aloof, but he lived in another world. His life was so social that men

called him a glutton and a wine-bibber, a friend of publicans and

sinners. His detachments were inside toward God.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Jesus Christ will be Lord of all or he will not be Lord at all.

Saint Augustine of Hippo (354-430)

 

Jesus Christ will never strong-arm his way into your life.

Grady B. Wilson

 

Jesus Christ's outward life was densely immersed in the things of the

world, yet he was inwardly disconnected. The one irresistible purpose

of his life was to do the will of his Father.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Jesus Christ's teaching never beats about the bush.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Jesus Christ: the condescension of divinity and the exaltation of

humanity.

Phillips Brooks (1835-1893)

 

Jesus differs from all other teachers; they reach the ear, but he

instructs the heart; they deal with the outward letter, but he imparts

an inward taste for the truth.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon (1834-1892)

 

Jesus fulfills all the procedures of the prophecies, duly riding into

Jerusalem on an ass to the plaudits of the multitude. Only, his

victory lies in defeat, his glory in obscurity, his acclaim in

ridicule.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

Jesus had things to say about how we should behave that captivated his

listeners and have continued to captivate succeeding generations. This

is not because the standards he proposed were lax and easy-going, like

today's permissiveness. Far from it. They asked more of his followers

than any other teacher ever has ... not just to refrain from adultery,

but to refrain from desiring, which amounts to the same thing, and not

just to refrain from killing, but from being angry or calling someone

a fool, these being also mortal sins-alas!

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

Jesus is God spelling himself out in language that man can understand.

Samuel Dickey Gordon (1859-1936)

 

Jesus is God with the skin on.

 

Jesus is the prophet of the losers' not the victors' camp, the one who

proclaims that the first will be last, that the weak are the strong,

and the fools are the wise.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

Jesus leaps in a unique way across the changing centuries because he

spoke to the unchanging needs of the heart of man. Jesus speaks to us,

not as an antiquated first-century theologian, but as one who knew

what was in the heart of man. He expounded no doctrines but lived

great life convictions and hence speaks to the living experience of

all time.

Clarence T. Craig

 

Jesus of Nazareth, without money and arms, conquered more millions

than Alexander, Caesar, Muhammad, and Napoleon; without science and

learning, he shed more light on things human and divine than all the

philosophers and scholars combined; without the eloquence of the

school, he spoke words of life such as were never spoken before nor

since and produced effects that lie beyond the reach of orator or

poet; without writing a single line, he has set more pens in motion

and furnished themes for more sermons, orations, discussions, works of

art, learned volumes, and sweet songs of praise than the whole army of

great men of ancient and modern times.

Philip Schaff (1819-1893)

 

Jesus offends men because he lays emphasis on the unseen life, because

he speaks of motives rather than of actions.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Jesus was ... a simple rural figure. He talked about the sparrows and

the lilies to fishermen and peasants, lepers and outcasts. His radical

personalization of all ethical problems is only possible in a village

sociology where knowing everyone and having time to treat everyone as

a person is culturally an available possibility. The rustic

"face-to-face model of social relations" is the only one he cared

about. There is thus in the ethic of Jesus no intention to speak

substantially to the problems of complex organization, of institutions

and offices, cliques and power and crowds.

John Howard Yoder

 

Jesus was a radical.... His religion has been so long identified with

conservatism-often with conservatism of the obstinate and unyielding

sort-that it is almost startling for us sometimes to remember that all

of the conservatism of his own times was against him; that it was the

young, free, restless, sanguine, progressive part of the people who

flocked to him.

Phillips Brooks (1835-1893)

 

Jesus' guilt is our innocence; as his captivity is our freedom, and

his death our life.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

Let all be loved for Jesus' sake, but Jesus for himself.

Thomas Ŕ Kempis (C. 1380-1471)

 

Life passes, riches fly away, popularity is fickle, the senses decay,

the world changes. One alone is true to us; one alone can be all

things to us; one alone can supply our need.

Cardinal John Henry Newman (1801-1890)

 

Little Jesus, was thou shy

Once, and just so small as I?

And what did it feel like to be

Out of heaven, and just like me?

Francis Thompson (1859-1907)

 

Love has a clear eye; but it can see only one thing-it is blind to

every interest but that of its Lord; it sees things in the light of

his glory and weighs actions in the scales of his honor; it counts

royalty but drudgery if it cannot reign for Christ, but it delights in

servitude as much as in honor, if it can thereby advance the Master's

kingdom; its end sweetens all its means; its object lightens its toil

and removes its weariness.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon (1834-1892)

 

Men overlooked a baby's birth

When love unnoticed came to earth;

And later, seeking in the skies,

Passed by a man in workman's guise.

Only children paused to stare

While God Incarnate made a chair.

Mary Tatlow

 

Mr. Webster, can you comprehend how Jesus Christ could be both God and

man? No sir, I cannot comprehend it; and I would be ashamed to

acknowledge him as my Savior if I could comprehend it. If I could

comprehend him, he could be no greater than myself, and such is my

conviction of accountability to God, such is my sense of sinfulness

before him, and such is my knowledge of my own incapacity to recover

myself, that I feel I need a superhuman Savior.

Daniel Webster (1782-1852)

 

No one need be downcast, for Jesus is the joy of heaven, and it is his

joy to enter into sorrowful hearts.

Frederick William Faber (1814-1863)

 

Not only do we know God through Jesus Christ, we only know ourselves

through Jesus Christ.

Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)

 

Of all the epithets that could be applied to Christ, mild seems one of

the least appropriate.

J. B. Phillips (1906-1982)

 

Once chosen he's no chance But certainty.

Luci Shaw (1928- )

 

Once I was visited by someone who told me, in the greatest confidence,

that he was Jesus Christ, and that it had been revealed to him that I

was the Apostle Paul, my acceptance of this role being my reward for

acknowledging my visitor as being indeed Jesus. To get rid of such

awkward intruders I easily decided they were mad. Subsequently, I had

qualms of conscience, thinking: Suppose it was Jesus! And I sent him

away! After all, this was just how Jesus would have appeared during

his ministry to unbelievers-as a megalomaniac crackpot, prattling of

being God's Son, and authorized to speak on his behalf. Had I lived in

the time of Jesus, I fear I should have been among the scoffers and

missed the glory of those who heard and saw him and believed.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

Once it was the blessing,

Now it is the Lord;

Once it was the feeling,

Now it is his Word.

Once his gifts I wanted,

Now the Giver own;

Once I sought for healing,

Now himself alone.

Albert Benjamin Simpson (1843-1919)

 

Our great High Priest is in glory, exalted above all created angels.

But he is the same Jesus we knew in the days of his flesh. He is the

same Jesus in heaven as he was on earth, as he was before the world

began. The face shining above the brightness of the sun is the face

that drew sinners to his feet. The hand that holds the seven stars is

the hand that was laid in blessing upon little children. The breast

girt about with a golden girdle is the breast upon which the beloved

disciple laid his head at the last supper.

A. D. Foreman, Jr.

 

Our society has taken Jesus and recreated him in our own cultural

image. When I hear Jesus being proclaimed from the television stations

across our country, from pulpits hither and yon, he comes across not

as the biblical Jesus, not as the Jesus described in the Bible, but as

a white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant Republican.... God created us in his

image, but we have decided to return the favor and create a God who is

in our image.

Tony Campolo

 

Rest of the weary,

Joy of the sad,

Hope of the dreary,

Light of the glad,

Home of the stranger,

Strength to the end,

Refuge from danger,

Savior and Friend!

John Samuel Bewley Monsell (1811-1875)

 

Since Jesus died for all men, he might be said to have died even for

Judas. The thought so delighted me that I kept on repeating to myself:

Jesus died even for Judas! as though I had made some extraordinary

discovery. Perhaps in a way I had.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

The Christ child stood at Mary's knee,

His hair was like a crown,

And all the flowers looked up at him,

And all the stars looked down.

G. K. Chesterton (1874-1936)

 

The cross for the first time revealed God in terms of weakness and

lowliness and suffering; even, humanly speaking, of absurdity. He was

seen thenceforth in the image of the most timid, most gentle and most

vulnerable of all living creatures-a lamb. Agnus Dei!

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

The death of Jesus was not the death of a martyr, it was the

revelation of the eternal heart of God.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The dying Jesus is the evidence of God's anger toward sin; but the

living Jesus is the proof of God's love and forgiveness.

Lorenz Eifert

 

The essential teachings of Jesus ... were literally revolutionary and

will always remain so if they are taken seriously.

Herbert J. Muller (1905-1967)

 

The first and also last is solely Christ himself From him all come to

be, in him all comes to rest.

Angelus Silesius (1624-1677)

 

The life of Jesus of Nazareth cannot be discussed in the same way as

the life of any other man, however famous. Men like Caesar or

Napoleon, for example, had a profound effect on their own age and may

properly be said to have altered the course of history, but none of

them ever claimed to give the final and definitive explanation of all

that has happened, or will happen, in the course of time. Other men,

like the Pharaohs of Egypt, have insisted on being worshipped as gods

during their lifetime; but no one takes their claims to divinity

seriously today. Quite the contrary is true when we consider the life

of Jesus.

Xavier Leon-Dufour (1963- )

 

The Lord appeared in the flesh, that he might arouse us by his

teaching, kindle us by his example, redeem us by his death, and renew

us by his resurrection.

Pope Gregory the Great (540-604)

 

The Lord has turned all our sunsets into sunrise.

Clement of Alexandria (C. 150-C. 215)

 

The miracles of Jesus were the ordinary works of his Father, wrought

small and swift that we might take them in.

George Macdonald (1824-1905)

 

The more you know about Christ, the less you will be satisfied with

superficial views of him.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon (1834-1892)

 

The most perfect being who has ever trod the soil of this planet was

called the Man of Sorrows.

James Anthony Froude (1818-1894)

 

The Sermon on the Mount is Christ's biography. Every syllable he had

already written down in deeds. The sermon merely translated his life

into language.

Thomas Wright (1810-1877)

 

The simple record of three short years of active life has done more to

regenerate and soften mankind than all the disquisitions of

philosophers and all the exhortations of moralists.

William Edward Hartpole Lecky (1838-1903)

 

The Son no more thought of his own goodness than an honest man thinks

of his honesty.

George Macdonald (1824-1905)

 

The strange thing about Jesus is that you can never get away from him.

 

The teaching of Jesus Christ does not appear at first to be what it

is. At first it appears to be beautiful and pious and lukewarm; but

before long it becomes a ripping and tearing torpedo which splits to

atoms every preconceived notion a man ever had.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The teachings of Christ alone can solve our personal difficulties and

the world's problems. Every man is a miniature world. Christ enters

that world to heal its wounds. We know that all the various schemes of

world reconstruction from the beginning of history to our time have

failed. Christ's method of making a better world by making better men

alone succeeds.

Max I. Reich

 

The Transfiguration was the "Great Divide" in the life of our Lord. He

stood there in the perfect, spotless holiness of his manhood; then he

turned his back on the glory and came down from the Mount to be

identified with sin.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The whole life of Christ was a continual passion; others die martyrs,

but Christ was born a martyr. He found a Golgotha (where he was

crucified) even in Bethlehem, where he was born; for to his tenderness

then, the straws were almost as sharp as the thorns after, and the

manger as uneasy at first as his cross at last. His birth and his

death were but one continual act, and his Christmas Day and his Good

Friday are but the evening and morning of one and the same day.

John Donne (1572-1631)

 

There is no discovery of the truth of Christ's teaching, no

unanswerable inward endorsement of it, without committing oneself to

his way of life.

J. B. Phillips (1906-1982)

 

There is one source of power that is stronger than every

disappointment, bitterness or ingrained mistrust, and that power is

Jesus Christ, who brought forgiveness and reconciliation to the world.

Pope John Paul II (1920- )

 

They should have known that he was God. His patience should have

proved that to them.

Tertullian (C. 160-After 220)

 

Thinking of Jesus, I suddenly understand that I know nothing, and for

some reason begin to laugh hilariously, which brings me to the

realization that I understand everything I need to understand.

   Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

To become like Christ is the only thing in the world worth caring for,

the thing before which every ambition of man is folly and all lower

achievement vain. Those only who make this quest the supreme desire

and passion of their lives can even begin to hope to reach it.

John Drummond (1851-1897)

 

 

To forsake Christ for the world is to leave a treasure for a trifle

... eternity for a moment, reality for a shadow.

William Jenkyn

 

To tear your name from this world would shake it to its foundations.

Joseph Ernest Renan (1823-1892)

 

To the dead he sayeth: Arise!

To the living: Follow me!

And that voice still soundeth on

From the centuries that are gone,

To the centuries that shall be!

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882)

 

True have his promises been; not one has failed. I want none beside

him. In life he is my life, and in death he shall be the death of

death; in poverty, Christ is my riches; in sickness, he makes my bed;

in darkness, he is my star, and in brightness, he is my sin; he is the

manna of the camp in the wilderness, and he shall be the new corn of

the host when they come to Canaan. Jesus is to me all grace and no

wrath, all truth and no falsehood; and of truth and grace he is full,

infinitely full.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon (1834-1892)

 

Unspeakably wise,

He is wisely speechless.

Saint Augustine of Hippo (354-430)

 

Virtually all the miracles attributed to Jesus are directly associated

with some lesson he was trying to teach or some insight he wanted to

give to his disciples. The real question to be asked about any miracle

is not how it happened but why: what was God saying to us in this

significant act?

Louis Cassels (1922-1974)

 

We are taken up with interesting details; Jesus Christ was not. His

insulation was on the inside, not the outside; his dominating interest

was hid with God. His kingdom was on the inside; consequently he took

the ordinary social life of his time in a most unobtrusive way. His

life externally was oblivious of details; he spent his time with

publicans and sinners and did the things that were apparently

unreligious. But one thing he never did-he never contaminated his

inner kingdom.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

We get no deeper into Christ than we allow him to get into us.

John Henry Jowett (1864-1923)

 

We marvel, not that he performed miracles, but rather that he

performed so few. He who could have stormed the citadels of men with

mighty battalions of angels, let men spit upon him and crucify him.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

We must not have Christ Jesus, the Lord of Life, put any more in the

stable amongst the horses and asses, but he must now have the best

chamber.

George Fox (1624-1691)

 

We shall never understand anything of our Lord's preaching and

ministry unless we continually keep in mind what exactly and

exclusively his errand was in this world. Sin was his errand in this

world, and it was his only errand. He would never have been in this

world, either preaching or doing anything else, but for sin. He could

have done everything else for us without coming down into this world

at all; everything else but take away our sin.

Alexander Whyte (1836-1921)

 

We should all like life to be free from suffering, and our love to be

free from pain. But there is no true love without suffering. So the

highest love of all, the love of Christ for men, showed unforgettably

how deeply he must suffer in order to bring men to himself.

J. B. Phillips (1906-1982)

 

What Christ had to say was too simple to be grasped, too truthful to

be believed.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

What stands out most ... in the picture of Jesus is his aloneness....

Free of family, he remained alone. He had neither wife nor children.

He never clung to any of the companions of his youth, his colleagues,

the friends with whom he talked at the doors of the towns he passed.

He did not enter into any part, nor any faction. He was not an Essene,

not a Pharisee, he would not let himself be classified. He was a

solitary man.

José Comblin

 

Whatever he laid aside to come to us, to whatever limitations, for our

sake, he stooped his regal head, he dealt with the things about him in

such lordly, childlike manner as made it clear they were not strange

to him, but the things of his father.

George Macdonald (1824-1905)

 

When he came, there was no light. When he left, there was no darkness.

 

When Jesus Christ utters a word, he opens his mouth so wide that it

embraces all heaven and earth, even though that word be but in a

whisper.

Martin Luther (1483-1546)

 

When Jesus is present, all is good and nothing seems difficult; but

when Jesus is absent, all is hard.

Thomas Ŕ Kempis (C. 1380-1471)

 

When Jesus turned water into wine at the wedding feast in Cana of

Galilee, he was only performing quickly the slow miracle occurring

year by year in vineyards.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

When Jesus walked on earth, he was a man acting like God: but equally

wonderful is it that he was also God acting like himself in man and in

a man.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

When we try to understand Jesus Christ's teaching with our heads, we

get into a fog. What Jesus Christ taught is only explainable to the

personality of the mind in relation to the personality of Jesus

Christ. It is a relationship of life, not of intellect.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Wherever [Jesus] went he produced a crisis. He compelled individuals

to decide, to make a choice. In fact, he struck me as the most

crisis-producing individual I had ever encountered.... Nearly everyone

clashed with Jesus, whether they loved him or hated him.

Rebecca Manley Pippert

 

Who stumbles upon Christ (who is a granite stone)

Lies shattered; grasp him and be led securely home.

Angelus Silesius (1624-1677)

 

Why is it that you can talk about God and nobody gets upset, but as

soon as you mention Jesus, people often want to stop the conversation?

Why have men and women down through the ages been divided over the

question, Who is Jesus?

Josh McDowell

 

With infinite love and compassion our Lord understood the human

predicament. He had deep empathy with people; he saw their needs,

their weaknesses, their desires, and their hurts. He understood and

was concerned for people. Every word he spoke was uttered because he

saw a need for that word in some human life. His concern was always to

uplift and never to tear down, to heal and never hurt, to save and not

condemn.

Charles L. Allen (1913- )

 

You are wisdom

You are peace

You are beauty

You are eternal life.

Saint Francis of Assisi (C. 1181-1226)

 

You can have it all-everything-on the wire called Jesus Christ. That

wire will never snap. Not for a lifetime. Not for eternity.

Charles R. Swindoll (1934- )

 

You can read a much more detailed and intimate account of the thoughts

and teachings of Marcus Aurelius who lived at roughly the same time.

But, although many have admired him, his influence upon human life is

not one-ten-millionth part of that of the One of whom, alas, we know

so little.

J. B. Phillips (1906-1982)

 

You never get to the end of Christ's words. There is something in them

always behind. They pass into proverbs; they pass into laws; they pass

into doctrines; they pass into consolations; but they never pass away,

and after all the use that is made of them they are still not

exhausted.

Arthur Penrhyn Stanley (1815-1881)

 

At his ascension our Lord entered heaven, and he keeps the door open

for humanity to enter.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

If upward you can soar and let God have his way,

Then this has in your spirit become Ascension Day.

Angelus Silesius (1624-1677)

 

Jesus departed from our sight that he might return to our heart. He

departed, and behold, he is here.

Saint Augustine Of Hippo (354-430)

 

The Ascension placed Jesus Christ back in the glory which he had with

the Father before the world was. The Ascension, not the Resurrection,

is the completion of the Transfiguration.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Where every angel as he sings

Keeps time with his applauding wings.

Joseph Beaumont (1615-1699)

 

Authority is God-ordained, but authoritarianism and raw power; in

almost all forms, is dangerous.

James C. Dobson (1936- )

 

If you accept the authority of Jesus in your life, then you accept the

authority of his words.

Colin Urquhart (1940- )

 

Our world is fast becoming a madhouse, and the inmates are trying to

run the asylum. It is a strange time when the patients are writing the

prescriptions, the students are threatening to run the schools, the

children to manage the homes, and church members-not the Holy

Spirit-to direct the churches.

Vance Havner

 

Self-chosen authority is an impertinence. Jesus said that the great

ones in this world exercise authority but that in his kingdom it is

not so; no one exercises authority over another because in his kingdom

the king is servant of all. If a saint tries to exercise authority, it

is a proof that he is not rightly related to Jesus Christ.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Who overcomes by force, hath overcome but half his foe.

John Milton (1608-1674)

 

Ah! dearest Jesus, Holy Child,

Make thee a bed, soft, undefiled,

Within my heart, that it may be

A quiet chamber kept for thee.

Martin Luther (1483-1546)

 

Are you willing to stoop down and consider the needs and desires of

little children; to remember the weaknesses and loneliness of people

who are growing old; to stop asking how much your friends love you,

and to ask yourself whether you love them enough; to bear in mind the

things that other people have to bear on their hearts; to trim your

lamp so that it will give more light and less smoke, and to carry it

in front so that your shadow will fall behind you; to make a grave for

your ugly thoughts and a garden for your kindly feelings, with the

gate open? Are you willing to do these things for a day? Then you are

ready to keep Christmas!

Henry Van Dyke (1852-1933)

 

Christmas began in the heart of God. It is complete only when it

reaches the heart of man.

 

Christmas is based on an exchange of gifts: the gift of God to man-his

Son; and the gift of man to God-when we first give ourselves to God.

Vance Havner

 

Christmas is not a date. It is a state of mind.

Mary Ellen Chase (1887-1973)

 

Christmas is the day that holds all time together.

Alexander Smith (1830-1867)

 

Give the earth to Christ,

A little boy of heavenly birth,

But far from home today,

Comes down to find his ball, the earth

That sin has cast away.

O comrades, let us one and all

Join in to get him back his ball.

John Bannister Tabb (1845-1909)

 

God grant you the light in Christmas, which is faith; the warmth of

Christmas, which is love; the radiance of Christmas, which is purity;

the righteousness of Christmas, which is justice; the belief in

Christmas, which is truth; the all of Christmas, which is Christ.

Wilda English

 

How proper it is that Christmas should follow Advent. For him who

looks toward the future, the manger is situated on Golgotha, and the

cross has already been raised in Bethlehem.

Dag Hammarskjold (1905-1961)

 

It is Christmas every time you let God love others through you . . .

yes, it is Christmas every time you smile at your brother and offer

him your hand.

Mother Teresa of Calcutta (1910- )

 

Let us . . . make a compact that, if we are both alive next year;

whenever we write to one another it shall not be at Christmastime.

That period is becoming a sort of nightmare to me-it means endless

quill-driving!

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

Oh! the million Christmas mornings

When you'd lie, a babe again,

Beneath a million million trees

And hear the countless tongues chanting your name.

Ah . . . will they remember crimson

Dripping from the iron nails

And will they pray, and will they know

A whiter white than snow?

Keith Patman

 

Once in the year and only once, the whole world stands still to

celebrate the advent of a life. Only Jesus claims this worldwide,

undying remembrance.

 

Or consider Christmas-could Satan in his most malignant mood have

devised a worse combination of graft plus bunkum than the system

whereby several hundred million people get a billion or so gifts for

which they have no use, and some thousands of shop clerks die of

exhaustion while selling them, and every other child in the Western

world is made ill from overeating-all in the name of the lowly Jesus?

Upton Beall Sinclair (1878-1968)

 

Some say that ever 'gainst that season comes

Wherein our Savior's birth is celebrated,

The bird of dawning singeth all night long;

And then, they say, no spirit dare stir abroad;

The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike,

No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm,

So hallow'd and so gracious is the time.

William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

 

Thanks be to God for his unspeakable Gift-

indescribable

inestimable

incomparable

inexpressible

precious beyond words.

Lois Lebar

 

The simple shepherds heard the voice of an angel and found their Lamb;

the wise men saw the light of a star and found their Wisdom.

Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen (1895-1979)

 

Though Christ a thousand times in Bethlehem be born,

If he's not born in thee thy soul is still forlorn.

Angelus Silesius (1624-1677)

 

We rejoice in the light,

And we echo the song

That comes down through the night

From the heavenly throng.

Ay! we shout to the lovely evangel they bring,

And we greet in his cradle our Savior and King.

Josiah Gilbert Holland (1819-1881)

 

What can I give him,

Poor as I am?

If I were a shepherd,

I would bring a lamb;

If I were a wise man,

I would do my part;

Yet what I can I give him-Give my heart.

Christina Georgina Rossetti (1830-1894)

 

A spider spins her silver still within your darkened stable shed:

In asterisks her webs are spread to ornament your manger bed.

Luci Shaw (1928- )

 

Advent. The coming of quiet joy. Arrival of radiant light in our

darkness.

 

Breath, mouth, ears, eyes

he is curtailed who overflowed all skies, all years.

Older than eternity, now he is new.

Now native to earth as I am, nailed to my poor planet, caught that

I might be free.

Luci Shaw (1928- )

 

Christ did not only come into our flesh, but also into our condition,

into the valley and shadow of death, where we were, and where we are,

as we are sinners.

John Bunyan (1628-1688)

 

Filling the world he lies in a manger.

Saint Augustine of Hippo (354-430)

 

For lo! the world's great Shepherd now is born,

A blessed babe, an infant full of power.

Edmund Bolton (C. 1575-C. 1633)

 

Girded for war, humility his mighty dress,

He moves into the battle wholly weaponless.

Madeleine L'Engle (1918- )

 

God became man; the divine Son became a Jew; the Almighty appeared on earth as a helpless human baby, unable to do more than lie and stare

and wriggle and make noises, needing to be fed and changed and taught

to talk like any other child. And there was no illusion or deception

in this: the babyhood of the Son of God was a reality. The more you

think about it, the more staggering it gets. Nothing in fiction is so

fantastic as is this truth of the Incarnation.

J. I. Packer (1926- )

 

God clothed himself in vile man's flesh so he might be weak enough to

suffer.

John Donne (1572-1631)

 

God plans and engineers a personal visit to his own world and the

reaction of the world is to get rid of him.

J. B. Phillips (1906-1982)

 

God, who had fashioned time and space in a clockwork of billions of

suns and stars and moons, in the form of his beloved Son became a

human being like ourselves. On the microscopic midge of planet he

remained for thirty-three years. He became a real man, and the only

perfect one. While continuing to be the true God, he was born in a

stable and lived as a workingman and died on a cross. He came to show

us how to live, not for a few years but eternally.

Fulton Oursler (1949- )

 

Hark, hark, the wise eternal Word

Like a weak infant cries,

In form of servant is the Lord,

And God in cradle lies.

T. Pestel (1584-1659)

 

He clothed himself with our lowliness in order to invest us with his

grandeur.

Richardson Wright (1885- )

 

He stretched skin over spirit

like a rubber glove,

aligning Trinity with bone,

twining through veins

until Deity square-knotted flesh.

Marjorie Maddox Phifer

 

His life is the highest and the holiest entering in at the lowliest door.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

I saw a stable, low and very bare,

A little child in a manger.

The oxen knew him, had him in their care,

To men he was a stranger.

The safety of the world was lying there,

And the world's danger.

Mary Coleridge (1861-1907)

 

I'll wrap him warm with love,

well as I'm able,

in my heart stable.

Luci Shaw (1928- )

 

In the humanity of Jesus, God was truly speaking our language.

John Powell

 

Jesus' coming is the final and unanswerable proof that God cares.

William Barclay (1907-1978)

 

No one could ever have found God; he gave himself away.

Meister Eckhart (C. 1260-C. 1327)

 

Prepare the way! A God, a God appears

A God, a God! the vocal hills reply,

The rocks proclaim th' approaching Deity

Lo, earth receives him from the bending skies!

Alexander Pope (1688-1744)

 

Quiet he lies

whose vigor hurled

a universe.

Luci Shaw (1928- )

 

Run, shepherds run, and solemnize his birth

This is that night-no, day, grown great with bliss,

In which the power of Satan broken is.

William Henry Drummond (1854-1907)

 

Shine out, O Blessed Star,

Promise of the dawn;

Glad tidings send afar,

Christ the Lord is born.

 

Small-folded in a warm dim female space-

the Word stern-sentenced to be nine months dumb-

infinity walled in a womb until the next enormity-

the Mighty, after submission to a woman's pains

helpless on a barn-bare floor

first-tasting bitter earth.

Luci Shaw (1928- )

 

Swift fly the years, and rise th' expected morn!

Oh spring to light, auspicious Babe, be born!

Alexander Pope (1688-1744)

 

The Christian faith is founded upon ... a well attested sober fact of

history; that quietly, but with deliberate purpose, God himself has

visited this little planet.

J. B. Phillips (1906-1982)

 

The coming of Christ by way of a Bethlehem manger seems strange and

stunning. But when we take him out of the manger and invite him into

our hearts, then the meaning unfolds and the strangeness vanishes.

C. Neil Strait

 

The coming of Jesus into the world is the most stupendous event in

human history.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

The shepherds didn't ask God if he was sure he knew what he was doing.

Had the angel gone to the theologians, they would have first consulted

their commentaries. Had he gone to the elite, they would have looked

around to see if anyone was watching. Had he gone to the successful,

they would have first looked at their calendars.

So he went to the shepherds. Men who didn't have a reputation to

protect or an ax to grind or a ladder to climb. Men who didn't know

enough to tell God that angels don't sing to sheep and that messiahs

aren't found wrapped in rags and sleeping in a feed trough.

Max L. Lucado (1955- )

 

Through the black space of death to baby life

Came God, planting the secret genes of God.

Chad Walsh

 

Today,

A shed that's thatched

(Yet straws can sing)

Holds God.

Clement Paman (C. 1660)

 

Trumpets! Lightnings!

The earth trembles!

But into the virgin's womb

thou didst descend with noiseless tread.

Agathias Scholasticus

 

We know how God would act if he were in our place-he has been in our place.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

We saw thee in thy balmy nest,

Bright dawn of our eternal day!

We saw thee; and we blest the sight,

We saw thee by thine own sweet light.

-The Nativity

Richard Crashaw (C. 1613-1649)

 

Welcome, all wonders in one sight!

Eternity shut in a span.

Summer in winter. Day in night.

Heaven in earth, and God in man.

Great little one! whose all-embracing birth

Lifts earth to heaven, stoops heaven to earth.

Richard Crashaw (C. 1613-1649)

 

What a terrific moment in history that was ... when men first saw

their God in the likeness of the weakest, mildest and most defenseless

of all living creatures!

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

When is the time for love to be born?

The inn is full on the planet earth,

And by greed and pride the sky is torn-

Yet Love still takes the risk of birth.

Madeleine L'Engle (1918- )

 

Yet if we celebrate, let it be that he

has invaded our lives with purpose.

Luci Shaw (1928- )

 

Christianity

 

"Crucified" is the only really definitive adjective by which to

describe the Christian life.

J. Furman Miller

 

A great deal of what passes for current Christianity consists in

denouncing other people's vices and faults.

Henry H. Williams

 

Apart from Christ the life of man is a broken pillar; the race of man

an unfinished pyramid. One by one in sight of eternity all human

ideals fall short; one by one before the open grave all hopes

dissolve.

Henry Drummond (1851-1897)

 

Christian: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely

inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his

neighbour.

Ambrose Bierce

 

If there are any good traits about the atheist, he got them from Christianity.

 

The Bible is the constitution of Christian civi­lization.

 

Christian charity knows no iron curtain.

 

If your Christianity won't work where you are, it won't work anywhere.

 

One of the best things about Christianity is that it must function or fizzle.

 

If you want to convince others of the value of Christianity ‑ live it!

A genuine Christian is the best evidence of the genuineness of Christianity.

 

An empty tomb proves Christianity; an empty church denies it.

 

Christianity is a way of walking as well as a way of talking.

 

The true expression of Christianity is not a sigh, but a song.

 

If you want to defend Christianity, practice it.

 

Christianity is a roll‑up‑your‑sleeves religion.

 

A Chicago gangster was recently converted to Christianity. He confessed that he had sown enough wild oats to make a grain deal with

Russia.

 

Christianity is not a life insurance policy from which one benefits only by dying.

Those who say they believe in Christianity and those who practice it are not always the same people.

 

Christianity requires the participants to come down out of the grandstand and onto the playing field.

 

The better we understand Christianity, the less satisfied we are with our practice of it.

 

Christianity has been studied and practiced for ages, but it has been studied far more than it has been practiced.

 

The spirit of Christianity is not to impose some kind of a creed, but to share a life.

 

Christianity, like a watch, needs to be wound regularly if it is to be kept running.

 

Satan is perfectly willing to have a person confess Christianity as long as he does not practice it.

 

Christianity helps us face the music, even when we don't like the tune.

 

Some people can talk Christianity by the yard but they can't, or won't, walk it by the inch.

 

Foreign missionaries will be more successful when they can show Christianity to the hea­then and not merely tell them about it.

 

Too much of the Christian faith has become trimming on the dress of life instead of a part of the fabric.

 

The hope is that some day the Christian ideal will be put into practice.

 

Christ was one child who knew more than His parents ‑ yet He obeyed them.

 

People always get into trouble when they think they can handle their lives without God.

 

The sermon will be better if you listen to it as a Christian rather than a critic.

 

When tempers grow hot, Christianity grows cold.

 

Christianity is a battle, not a dream.

Wendell Phillips

 

The doctrine of the Kingdom of Heaven, which was the main teaching

of Jesus, is certainly one of the most revolutionary doctrines that

ever stirred and changed human thought.

H. G. Wells

 

Christianity can be condensed into four words: admit, submit, commit,

and transmit.

Samuel Wilberforce (1805-1873)

 

Christianity does not teach a doctrine of weakness. But the strength

it gives a man is quite different from his natural strength. It is a

God-directed strength, doing what God wills. It wins great victories,

but they are only over evil and self, not the destructive victories

that are won over others.

Paul Tournier (1898-1986)

 

Christianity has made martyrdom sublime, and sorrow triumphant.

Edwin Hubbel Chapin (1814-1880)

 

Christianity is a battle-not a dream.

Wendell Phillips (1811-1884)

 

Christianity is an invitation to true living, and its truth is only

endorsed by actual experience. When a man becomes a committed

Christian, he sooner or later sees the falsity, the illusions, and the

limitations of the humanist geocentric way of thinking. He becomes

(sometimes suddenly, but more often gradually) aware of a greatly

enhanced meaning in life and of a greatly heightened personal

responsibility. Beneath the surface of things as they seem to be, he

can discern a kind of cosmic conflict in which he is now personally

and consciously involved. He has ceased to be a spectator or a

commentator and a certain small part of the battlefield is his alone.

He also becomes aware . . . of the forces ranged against him.

J. B. Phillips (1906-1982)

 

Christianity is bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions.

 

Christianity is more than a doctrine. It is Christ himself.

Thomas Merton (1915-1968)

 

Christianity is more than a list of don'ts.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

Christianity is neither a creed nor a ceremonial, but life vitally

connected with a loving Christ.

Josiah Strong (1847-1916)

 

Christianity is neither contemplation nor action. It is participation.

Contemplation is looking at God as if he were an object. But if you

participate in God in the sense that you let yourself be penetrated by

him, you will go to the cross like him, you will go to work like him,

you will clean shoes, do the washing up and the cooking, all like him.

You cannot do otherwise because you will have become part of him. You

will do what he loves to do.

Louis Evely (1910- )

 

Christianity is not "an idea in the air." It is feet on the ground

going God's way.

Frederick W Brink

 

Christianity is not a religion, it is a relationship.

Robert B. Thieme

 

Christianity is not devotion to work, or to a cause, or a doctrine,

but devotion to a person, the Lord Jesus Christ.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Christianity is the good man's text; his life, the illustration.

Joseph Parrish Thompson (1819-1879)

 

Christianity is the land of beginning again.

W. A. Criswell (1909- )

 

Christianity is the power of God in the soul of man.

Robert Boyd Munger (1910- )

 

Christianity isn't only going to church on Sunday. It is living

twenty-four hours of every day with Jesus Christ.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

Christianity seems at first to be all about morality, all about duties

and rules and guilt and virtue, yet it leads you on, out of all that,

into something beyond. One has a glimpse of a country where they do

not talk of those things, except perhaps as a joke. Everyone there is

filled full with what we should call goodness as a mirror is filled

with light. But they do not call it goodness. They do not call it

anything. They are not thinking of it. They are too busy looking at

the source from which it comes.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

Christianity takes for granted the absence of any self-help and offers

a power which is nothing less than the power of God.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

Christianity taught men that love is worth more than intelligence.

Jacques Maritain (1882-1973)

 

Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and, if true, of infinite

importance. The one thing it cannot be is moderately important.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

Christianity. We cannot speak against it without anger; nor speak for

it without love.

Joseph Joubert (1754-1824)

 

Churchianity is an organization; Christianity is an organism.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Civil society was renovated in every part by the teachings of

Christianity. In the strength of that renewal, the human race was

lifted up to better things. Nay, it was brought back from death to

life.

Pope Leo XIII (1810-1903)

 

Critics often complain that, if the world is in its present state

after nineteen centuries of Christianity, then it cannot be a very

good religion. They make two mistakes. In the first place

Christianity-the real thing-has never been accepted on a large scale

and has therefore never been in a position to control "the state of

the world," though its influence has been far from negligible. In the

second place, they misunderstand the nature of Christianity. It is not

to be judged by its success or failure to reform the world which

rejects it. It is a revelation of the true way of living, the way to

know God, the way to live life of eternal quality.

J. B. Phillips (1906-1982)

 

Deity indwelling men! That, I say, is Christianity!

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

Enemy-occupied territory-that is what this world is. Christianity is

the story of how the rightful king has landed, you might say landed in

disguise, and is calling us all to take part in a great campaign of

sabotage. When you go to church, you are really listening in to the

secret wireless from our friends: that is why the enemy is so anxious

to prevent us from going. He does it by playing on our conceit and

laziness and intellectual snobbery.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

Evil repay with good, if wronged do no one slight,

Thank for ingratitude, that is the Christian life.

Angelus Silesius (1624-1677)

 

God has never had on his side a majority of men and women. He does not

need a majority to work wonders in history, but he does need a

minority fully committed to him and his purpose.

Ernest Fremont Tittle (1885-1949)

 

God is no fonder of intellectual slackers than of any other slackers.

If you are thinking of becoming a Christian, I warn you you are

embarking on something which is going to take the whole of you, brains

and all. But, fortunately, it works the other way round. Anyone who is

honestly trying to be a Christian will soon find his intelligence

being sharpened. One of the reasons why it needs no special education

to be a Christian is that Christianity is an education itself. That is

why an uneducated believer like Bunyan was able to write a book that

has astonished the whole world.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

God's demands are so great that only he can supply what he demands.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot

lose.

Jim Elliot (1927-1956)

 

He who shall introduce into public affairs the principles of primitive

Christianity will change the face of the world.

Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

 

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen not only

because I see it but because by it I see everything else.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

I believe it to be a grave mistake to present Christianity as

something charming and popular with no offense in it.

Dorothy Sayers (1893-1957)

 

I have now disposed of all my property to my family. There is one

thing more I wish I could give them and that is the Christian

religion. If they had that, and I had not given them one shilling,

they would have been rich; and if they had not that, and I had given

them all the world, they would be poor.

Patrick Henry (1736-1799)

 

I know some muddle-headed Christians have talked as if Christianity

thought that sex, or the body, or pleasure, were bad in themselves.

But they were wrong. Christianity is almost the only one of the great

religions which thoroughly approves of the body-which believes that

matter is good, that God himself once took on a human body, that some

kind of body is going to be given to us even in heaven and is going to

be an essential part of our happiness, our beauty, and our energy.

Christianity has glorified marriage more than any other religion; and

nearly all the greatest love poetry in the world has been produced by

Christians.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

If Christianity has never disturbed us, we have not yet learned what it is.

Sir William Temple (1628-1699)

 

If Christianity were small enough for our understanding, it would not

be large enough for our needs.

 

In science we have been reading only the notes to a poem; in

Christianity we find the poem itself.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

Is your Christianity ancient history or current events?

Samuel M. Shoemaker (1893-1963)

 

It is. . . startling to discover how many people there are who

heartily dislike and despise Christianity without having the faintest

notion what it is. If you tell them, they cannot believe you. . . .

They simply cannot believe that anything so interesting, so exciting,

and so dramatic can be the orthodox creed of the church.

Dorothy L. Sayers (1893-1957)

 

It is absurd to call Christianity a system of nonresistance; the great

doctrine of Christianity is resistance "unto blood" against sin.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

It is human to demand justice; it is Christian to give it. It is human

to keep what one has; it is Christian to share it.

E. W. Cross

 

It is no fault of Christianity that a hypocrite falls into sin.

Saint Jerome (C. 374-420)

 

It is unnatural for Christianity to be popular.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

Jesus invited us, not to a picnic, but to a pilgrimage; not to a

frolic, but to a fight. He offered us, not an excursion, but an

execution. Our Savior said that we would have to be ready to die to

self, sin, and the world.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

Let us not be shocked by the suggestion that there are disadvantages

to the life in Christ. There most certainly are. Abel was murdered,

Joseph was sold into slavery, Daniel was thrown into the den of lions,

Stephen was stoned to death, Paul was beheaded, and a noble army of

martyrs was put to death by various painful methods all down the long

centuries. And where the hostility did not lead to such violence (and

mostly it did not and does not) the sons of this world nevertheless

managed to make it tough for the children of God in a thousand cruel

ways.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

Mother Teresa sees it differently. When I asked her once what was the

difference, in her eyes, between the welfare services and what her

Missionaries of Charity do, she said that welfare workers do for an

idea, a social purpose, what she and the Missionaries of Charity do

for a person. What we will do for a person is quite different from

what we will do as a duty to the society we live in, or in fulfillment

of a social idea or ideal.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

My chief reason for choosing Christianity was because the mysteries

were incomprehensible. What's the point of revelation if we could

figure it out ourselves? If it were wholly comprehensible, then it

would be just another philosophy.

Mortimer Jerome Adler (1902- )

 

My experience is that Christianity dispels more mystery than it

involves. With Christianity it is twilight in the world; with out it, night.

Madame Anne Sophie Soymanov Swetchine (1782-1857)

 

No kingdom has ever had as many civil wars as the kingdom of Christ.

Charles de Secondat Montesquieu (1689-1755)

 

One of the greatest attractions of Christianity to me is its sheer

absurdity. I love all those crazy sayings in the New Testament-which,

incidentally, turn out to be literally true-about how fools and

illiterates and children understand what Jesus was talking about

better than the wise, the learned, and the venerable; about how the

poor; not the rich, are blessed, the meek, not the arrogant, inherit

the earth, and the pure in heart, not the strong in mind, see God.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

One of the marks of a certain type of bad man is that he cannot give

up a thing himself without wanting every one else to give it up. That

is not the Christian way. An individual Christian may see fit to give

up all sorts of things for special reasons-marriage, or meat, or beer;

or the cinema; but the moment he starts saying the things are bad in

themselves, or looking down his nose at other people who do use them,

he has taken the wrong turning.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

Prosperity has often been fatal to Christianity, but persecution never.

Amish Bishop

 

Religion is humans trying to work their way to God through good works.

Christianity is God coming to men and women through Jesus Christ

offering them a relationship with himself.

Josh McDowell

 

The Christian faith has not been tried and found wanting. It has been

found difficult and left untried.

G. K. Chesterton (1874-1936)

 

The Christian life is never automatic.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

The Christian life is not a way out, but a way through life.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

The Christian life is stamped all through with impossibility. Human

nature cannot come anywhere near what Jesus Christ demands, and any

rational being facing his demands honestly, says, "It can't be done,

apart from a miracle." Exactly.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The Christian religion is like a vast cathedral with dimly lighted

windows: standing without, you see no beauty nor can you possibly

imagine any. Standing within, every ray of light reveals a harmony of

splendor.

Nathaniel Hawthorne (1804-1864)

 

The constant challenge in this life we call Christian is the

translation of all we believe to be true into our day-to-day

life-style.

Tim Hansel

 

The deeper Christian life . . . is the willingness to quit trying to

use the Lord for our ends and to let him work in us for his glory.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

The greatest test of Christianity is the wear and tear of daily life.

It is like the shining of silver; the more it is rubbed the brighter

it grows.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The primary declaration of Christianity is not "This do!" but "This

happened!"

Evelyn Underhill (1875-1941)

 

The purpose of Christianity is not to avoid difficulty, but to produce

a character adequate to meet it when it comes. It does not make life

easy; rather it tries to make us great enough for life.

James L. Christensen (1922- )

 

The simplicity which is in Christ is rarely found among us. In its

stead are programs, methods, organizations, and a world of nervous

activities which occupy time and attention.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

The Spirit-filled life is not a special, deluxe edition of

Christianity. It is part and parcel of the total plan of God for his

people.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

There have been, and still are, religions which are concerned with the

worship of a god or gods, but which have no influence on man's

behavior toward man. Christianity is not like this. The fact that the

infinite God focused himself in a man is the best proof that God cares

about people. In the teaching of that man, Jesus Christ, we find

repeated again and again, an insistence on love to God and love to men

being inseparably linked. He violently denounced those who divorced

religion from life. He had no use at all for those who put up a screen

of elaborate ceremonial and long prayers, and exploited their

fellowmen behind it.

J. B. Phillips (1906-1982)

 

There is no greater and more dangerous enemy of Christianity than all

that makes it small and narrow.

Henri Huvelin (1838-1910)

 

There is no provision for a "privileged class" in genuine Christianity.

J. B. Phillips (1906-1982)

 

There is simply no room for passivity in the Christian faith. Life in

Christ is one long string of action verbs: grow . . . praise . . .

love . . . learn . . . stretch . . . reach . . . put on . . . put off

. . . press on . . . follow . . . hold . . . cleave . . . run . . .

weep . . . produce . . . stand . . . fight.

Joni Eareckson Tada

 

To hold on to the plough while wiping our tears-this is Christianity.

Watchman Nee (1903-1972)

 

To lift up the hands in prayer gives God glory, but a man with a

dungfork in his hand, a woman with a slop pail, gives him glory too.

He is so great that all things give him glory if you mean they should.

Gerard Manley Hopkins (1844-1889)

 

To the corruptions of Christianity I am indeed, opposed; but not to

the genuine precepts of Jesus himself. I am a Christian in the only

sense in which he wished anyone to be; sincerely attached to his

doctrines in preference to all others; ascribing to himself every

human excellence; and believing he never claimed any other.

Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

 

To try to find a common ground between the message of the cross and

man's fallen reason is to try the impossible, and if persisted in must

result in an impaired reason, a meaningless cross, and a powerless

Christianity.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

Unless we love God we cannot love our neighbor; and, correspondingly,

unless we love our neighbor we cannot love God. Once again, there has

to be a balance; Christianity is a system of such balanced obligations

-- to God and Caesar; to flesh and spirit, to God and our neighbor and

so on. Happy the man who strikes the balance justly; to its imbalance

are due most of our miseries and misfortunes, individual as well as

collective.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

We do not have to give up our reason, our intelligence, our knowledge,

our faculty to judge, nor our emotions, our likes, our desires, our

instincts, our conscious and unconscious aspirations, but rather to

place them all in God's hands, so that he may direct, stimulate,

fertilize, develop, and use them.

Paul Tournier (1898-1986)

 

Whatever is benevolent is right; whatever is malevolent or indifferent

is wrong. This is the radical simplicity of the gospel's ethnic, even

though it can lead situationally to the most complicated, headaching,

heartbreaking calculations and gray rather than black and white

decisions.

Joseph Fletcher

 

Christians

 

A child of God should be a visible beatitude for joy and happiness,

and a living doxology for gratitude and adoration.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon (1834-1892)

 

Being a Christian means taking risks: risking that our love will be

rejected, misunderstood, or even ignored.

Rebecca Manley Pippert

 

Every Christian occupies some kind of pulpit and preaches some kind of

sermon everyday.

 

A Christian has God's honor at stake.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

A Christian is a living sermon whether or not he preaches a word.

 

A Christian is

a mind through which Christ thinks;

a heart through which Christ loves;

a voice through which Christ speaks;

a hand through which Christ helps.

 

A Christian is an oak flourishing in winter.

   Thomas Traherne (C. 1637-1674)

 

A Christian is never in a state of completion but always in the

process of becoming.

Martin Luther (1483-1546)

 

A Christian is not one who withdraws but one who infiltrates.

Bill Glass

 

A Christian is salt, and salt is the most concentrated thing known.

Salt preserves wholesomeness and prevents decay. It is a disadvantage

to be salt. Think of the action of salt on a wound. If you get salt

into a wound, it hurts, and when God's children are amongst those who

are "raw" toward God, their presence hurts. The man who is wrong with

God is like an open wound, and when "salt" gets in, it causes

annoyance and distress and he is spiteful and bitter. The disciples of

Jesus preserve society from corruption; the "salt" causes excessive

irritation which spells persecution for the saint.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

A Christian is someone who shares the sufferings of God in the world.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer (1906-1945)

 

A Christian is the keyhole through which other folk see God.

Robert E. Gibson

 

A Christian is the most free of all, and subject to none; a Christian

is the most dutiful servant of all, subject to everyone.

Martin Luther (1483-1546)

 

A Christian is what he is not by ecclesiastical manipulation but by

the new birth. He is a Christian because of a Spirit which dwells in him.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

Many Christians expect the world to respect a book they neglect.

 

No one can become a Christian on his own terms.

 

A Christian must get on his knees before he can get on his feet.

 

Christians are the light of the world, but the switch must be turned on.

 

To feel sorry for the needy is not the mark of a Christian ‑ to help them is.

 

The Christian who is pulling the oars doesn't have time to rock the boat.

 

Christians may not see eye to eye, but they can walk arm in arm.

 

We are not to consider ourselves Christians simply because we think we are.

 

A Christian shows what he is by what he does with what he has.

 

The true Christian is a person who is right‑side‑up in a world that is upside‑down.

 

If people have to ask you if you're a Christian ‑ you're probably not.

 

Every Christian occupies some kind of a pul­pit and preaches some kind of a sermon every day.

 

A Christian must carry something heavier on his shoulder than a chip.

There are a lot of Christians who haven't stored up enough treasures to make a down‑payment on a harp.

 

A Christian is one who makes it easier for other people to believe in God.

 

What most Christians need is fewer plati­tudes and better attitudes.

 

A lukewarm Christian makes a good bench‑warmer but a poor heart‑warmer.

 

It does not take much of a man to be a Chris­tian, but it takes all there is.

 

Happier faces are seen on bottles of iodine than on some Christians.

 

What the world needs is not more Christian­ity but more Christians who practice Chris­tianity.

 

The Christian's walk and talk must go to­gether.

 

A Christian has not lost the power to sin, but the desire to sin.

 

Satan is never too busy to rock the cradle of a sleeping Christian.

 

If you were arrested for being a Christian, would there be enough evidence to convict you?

 

A real Christian is as horrified by his own sins as he is by his neighbor's.

 

There are some Christians who can't be called "pilgrims" because they never make any progress.

 

An idle Christian is the raw material of which backsliders are made.

 

Christians are like pianos ‑ grand, square, upright, and no good unless in tune.

 

The Christian should learn two things about his tongue ‑ how to hold it and how to use it.

 

It's a little difficult to reconcile the creed of some Christians with their greed.

Two marks of a Christian: giving and forgiv­ing.

 

It's good to be a Christian and know it, but it's better to be a Christian and show it.

 

Too many Christian soldiers fraternize with the enemy.

 

A few Christians give the impression they have been baptized in vinegar.

 

No Christian is strong enough to carry a cross and a prejudice at the same time.

 

Beware of a Christian with an open mouth and a closed pocketbook.

 

A genuine Christian is like a good watch: he has an open face, busy hands, is made of pure gold, is well‑regulated, and is full of good

works.

 

A Christian is a mind through which Christ thinks, a heart through which Christ loves, a voice through which Christ speaks, a hand

through which Christ helps.

 

When Christians feel safe and comfortable, the church is in its greatest danger.

 

Some Christians who should be wielding the sword of the Spirit are still tugging at the nursery bottle.

 

The cross is easier to the Christian who takes it up than to the one who drags it along.

 

A Christian is like ripening corn: the riper he grows, the lower he bows his head.

 

Every Christian should have two planks in his platform: one is for what he will stand for; the other is for what he will not stand for.

 

A Christian is a living sermon, whether or not he preaches a word.

 

No one is a Christian just because he goes to church, any more than one is a calf because he drinks milk.

 

A Christian should live so that instead of be­ing a part of the world's problems he will be a part of the answer.

 

Some Christians have will power; others have won't power.

 

A Christian is not necessarily a man who is better than someone else, but one who is better than he would be if he were not a

Christian.

 

Some Christians wish to be counted in, but not to be counted on.

 

The Christian life is like an airplane ‑ when you stop you drop!

 

Many churches are plagued with a lot of "retired" Christians.

 

No garment is more becoming to a Christian than the cloak of humility.

 

God is not only a present help in time of trouble. but also a great help in keeping us out of trouble.

 

The knowledge, understanding, and appropriation of God's Word are the means by which a Christian grows.

 

To feel sorry for the needy is not the mark of a Christian ‑ to help them is.

 

A wise man said that humility is Christian clothing. It never goes out of style.

 

If some Christians knew as little about their jobs as they do the Bible, they would have to be guided to their work benches every morning.

 

The weekend religion of some Christians is weak at both ends, and unreliable between the two ends.

 

The Lord prepares a table for His children, but too many of them are on a diet.

 

Nowadays we have sermonettes by preacherettes for Christianettes.

 

Some people seem willing to do anything to become a Christian except to give up their sins.

 

Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year's gifts.

 

Nothing destroys the Christmas spirit faster than looking for a place to park.

 

A Christian life based on feeling is headed for a gigantic collapse.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

A Christian life is not an imitation but a reproduction of the life of

Christ.

Henry Van Dyke (1852-1933)

 

A devout man . . . sets eternity against time; and chooses rather to

be forever great in the presence of God when he dies than to have the

greatest share of worldly pleasure while he lives.

William Law (1686-1761)

 

A genuine Christian is like a good watch. He has an open face, busy

hands, is made of pure gold, is well-regulated, and is full of good

works.

 

A God-intoxicated man.

Novalis (1772-1801)

 

A large measure of disappointment with God stems from disillusionment

with other Christians.

Philip Yancey (1949- )

 

A maid, after she had been confirmed, was asked how she knew she was a

Christian. "Because," she replied, "now I do not sweep the dirt under

the rugs."

John H. Miller (1722-1791)

 

A man's spiritual health is exactly proportional to his love for God.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

A real Christian is an odd number anyway. He feels supreme love for

one whom he has never seen, talks familiarly every day to someone he

cannot see, expects to go to heaven on the virtue of another; empties

himself in order to be full, admits he is wrong so he can be declared

right, goes down in order to get up, is strongest when he is weakest,

richest when he is poorest, and happiest when he feels worst. He dies

so he can live, forsakes in order to have, gives away so he can keep,

sees the invisible, hears the inaudible, and knows that which passes

knowledge.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

A vital fringe benefit of being a Christian is the tremendous sense of

identity that grows out of knowing Jesus Christ.

James C. Dobson (1936- )

 

As his child, you are entitled to his kingdom,

The warmth, the peace, and the power of his presence,

The wisdom, the insight, and the guidance of his Spirit,

The goodness, the joy, and every supreme expression of his love.

 

Be to the world a sign that while we as Christians do not have all the

answers, we do know and care about the questions.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

Being a Christian is more than just an instantaneous conversion-it is

a daily process whereby you grow to be more and more like Christ.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

Christ cannot live his life today in this world without our mouth,

without our eyes, without our going and coming, without our heart.

When we love, it is Christ loving through us. This is Christianity.

Leon Joseph Suenens (1904- )

 

Christ chose an image that was familiar when he said to his disciples:

"You are the salt of the earth." This was his conception of their

mission-their influence. They were to cleanse and sweeten the world in

which they lived, to keep it from decay,  and to give a new and more

wholesome flavor to human existence. Their characters were not to be

passive, but active. There is no use in saving salt for heaven. It

will not be needed there. Its mission is to permeate, season, and

purify things on earth.

Henry Van Dyke (1852-1933)

 

Christian, are you a fool? You trust eternity

Yet cling with body and soul to temporality.

Angelus Silesius (1624-1677)

 

Christians can be like a sack of marbles-unfeeling, unloving, just

clacking against each other as they go through life. Or; they can be

caring people-like a sack of grapes pressing together to provide a

soft loving place to cushion and comfort each other from the hard

crushes of life.

Charles R. Swindoll (1934- )

 

Christians may not see eye to eye, but they should walk arm in arm.

 

Christians must see and hear something for themselves if they are to

escape religious stultification. Effete catchwords cannot save them.

Meanings are expressed in words, but it is one of the misfortunes of

life that words tend to persist long after their meanings have

departed with the result that thoughtless men and women believe they

have the reality because they have the word for it.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

Christians often ignore any thought of walking by the Spirit because

they think they are not good enough. Their life is too filled with

fleshly struggles. But that's like refusing to accept medicine until

you get well and feel worthy of it!

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

Christians should be in the vanguard. The church of Jesus Christ is

the most universal body in the world today. All we need to do is truly

obey the One we rightly worship. But to obey will mean to follow. And

he lives among the poor and oppressed, seeking justice for those in

agony.

Ronald J. Sider

 

Dost thou see a soul with the image of God in him? Love him, love him.

Say to thyself, "This man and I must go to heaven together someday."

John Bunyan (1628-1688)

 

Every believer is God's miracle.

Philip James Bailey (1816-1902)

 

Faith makes a Christian; life proves a Christian; trials confirm a

Christian; and death crowns a Christian.

Johann Georg Christian Hopfner (1765-1827)

 

Fearless devotion to Jesus Christ ought to mark the saint today, but

more often it is devotion to our set that marks us. We are more

concerned about being in agreement with Christians than about being in

agreement with God.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Following Christ is a hard, rugged life. There is nothing easy or

sissy about it.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

For the Christian, to do wrong, is to wound his Friend.

William Temple (1881-1944)

 

God calls us to live a life we cannot live, so that we must depend on

him for supernatural ability. We are called to do the impossible, to

live beyond our natural ability.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

God entrusted his reputation to ordinary people. Yet in some way

invisible to us, those ordinary people filled with the Spirit are

helping to restore the universe to its place under the reign of God.

At our repentance, the angels rejoice. By our prayers, mountains are

moved.

Philip Yancey (1949- )

 

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a

garage makes you an automobile.

Billy Sunday (1862-1935)

 

How long does it take to become a Christian? A moment-and a lifetime.

Louis Cassels (1922-1974)

 

If a man cannot be a Christian in the place where he is, he cannot be

a Christian anywhere.

Henry Ward Beecher (1813-1887)

 

If Christ lives in us, controlling our personalities, we will leave

glorious marks on the lives we touch. Not because of us but because of

him.

Eugenia Price (1916- )

 

If you accept this gospel and become Christ's man, you will stumble on

wonder upon wonder; and every wonder true.

Brendan (C. 486-578)

 

If you are trying to be a Christian, it is a sure sign you are not

one.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

If you were arrested for being a Christian, would there be enough evidence to convict you?

David Otis Fuller

 

It is a bad world, an incredibly bad world. But I have discovered in

the midst of it a quiet and holy people who have learned a great

secret. They have found a joy which is a thousand times better than

any pleasure of our sinful life. They are despised and persecuted, but

they care not. They are masters of their souls. They have overcome the

world. These people are the Christians-and I am one of them.

Saint Cyprian (200-258)

 

It is an interesting thing that when he wants to get up, the Christian

always starts down, for God's way is always down, even though that is

contrary to common sense. It is also contrary to the finest wisdom on

the earth, because the foolish things of God are wiser than anything

on this earth.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

It is one thing to go through a crisis grandly, and another thing to

go through every day glorifying God when there is no witness, no

limelight, no one paying the remotest attention to us.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

It is strange that we rarely notice the other side of this truth: that

God also visits his children with the usual problems common to all the

sons of men. The Christian will feel the heat on a sweltering day; the

cold will bite into his skin as certainly as into that of his unsaved

neighbor; he will be affected by war and peace, booms, and

depressions, without regard to his spiritual state. To believe

otherwise is to go beyond the Scriptures and to falsify the experience

of the saints in every age.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

It may be all right for angels to spend their time in visions and

meditation, but if I am a Christian, I find God in the ordinary

occurrences of my life.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Let not it be imagined that the life of a good Christian must be a

life of melancholy and gloominess; for he only resigns some pleasures

to enjoy others infinitely better.

Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)

 

 Look in, and see Christ's chosen saint

In triumph wear his Christlike chain;

No fear lest he should swerve or faint;

His life is Christ, his death is gain.

John Keble (1792-1866)

 

Many Christians are staking their reputations on church attendance,

religious activity, social fellowship, sessions of singing-because in

all of these things they are able to lean on one another. They spend a

lot of time serving as religious props for one another in Christian

circles.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

Many of us who profess to be Christians are so busy with the mechanics

of our religion that we have no time left for the spiritual part of it.

William B. Martin

 

Mediocre-most Christians are mediocre!

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

Most Christians would be better pleased if the Lord did not inquire

into their personal affairs too closely. They want him to save them,

keep them happy, and take them to heaven at last, but not to be too

inquisitive about their conduct or service.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

Much of our difficulty as seeking Christians stems from our

unwillingness to take God as he is and adjust our lives accordingly.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

Now that I am a Christian I do have moods in which the whole thing

looks very improbable; but when I was an atheist, I had moods in which

Christianity looked terribly probable.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

Once you say the yes of faith to Jesus and accept his blueprint for

the fullness of life, the whole world can no longer revolve around

you, your needs, your gratifications; you'll have to revolve around

the world, seeking to bandage its wounds, loving dead men into life,

finding the lost, wanting the unwanted, and leaving far behind all the

selfish, parasitical concerns which drain our time and energies.

John Powell

 

Our greatest need today is not more Christianity but more true

Christians. The world can argue against Christianity as an

institution, but there is no convincing argument against a person who,

through the Spirit of God, has been made Christlike.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

Our Lord calls to no special work; he calls to himself.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

People who think that once they are converted all will be happy, have

forgotten Satan.

(D. Martyn Lloyd-Jones (1899-1981)

 

Pliny: I will banish thee. Christian: Thou canst not, for the whole

world is my Father's house. Pliny: I will slay thee. Christian: Thou

canst not, for my life is hid with Christ in God. Pliny: I will take

away thy treasures. Christian: Thou canst not, for my treasure is in

heaven. Pliny: I will drive thee away from men, and thou wilt have no

friends. Christian: Thou canst not, for I have a Friend from whom thou

canst never separate me.

(Pliny The Elder (23-79)

 

Remember who your ruler is. Don't forget his daily briefing.

(Carl F. H. Henry (1913- )

 

So many people think themselves no longer capable to be Christians

because they are unchaste, weak, and backsliding. But in fact there is

a far greater number of people who will never be Christians because

they think themselves just, honorable, and pure.

 (Louis Evely (1910- )

 

Some Christians are like candles: they glow with a warmth that draws

people to them. Then again, you have the flashlight sort of believers

who seem to be able to look right through you. Christians with the

gift of teaching remind me of reliable, steady light bulbs-dispelling

darkness, showing things for what they truly are. Then there are the

laser-types, cutting right through the tomfoolery and getting things

done. Searchlight people have a way of leading others out of darkness

and guiding and directing them back to safety.

Joni Eareckson Tada

 

Some churches seem filled with people who can tell you the day and the

hour of their conversion but who live as if God were dead.

(Richard Owen Roberts (1931- )

 

Some seem to think our Lord said, "You are the sugar of the earth,"

meaning that gentleness and winsomeness without curativeness is the

ideal of the Christian.

(Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Take the case of a sour old maid, who is a Christian, but

cantankerous. On the other hand, take some pleasant and popular

fellow, but who has never been to church. Who knows how much more

cantankerous the old maid might be if she were not a Christian, and

how much more likeable the nice fellow might be if he were a

Christian? You can't judge Christianity simply by comparing the

product in those two people; you would need to know what kind of raw

material Christ was working on in both cases.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

The assured Christian is more motion than notion, more work than word,

more life than lip, more hand than tongue.

Thomas Benton Brooks (1608-1680)

 

The average Christian these days is a harmless enough thing. God

knows. He is a child wearing with considerable self-consciousness the

harness of the warrior; he is a sick eaglet that can never mount up

with wings; he is a spent pilgrim who has given up the journey and

sits with a waxy smile trying to get what pleasure he can from

sniffing the wilted flowers he has plucked by the way.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

The best tests of my Christian growth occur in the mainstream of life,

not in the quietness of my study.

Charles R. Swindoll (1934- )

 

The Christian is not one who has gone all the way with Christ. None of

us has. The Christian is one who has found the right road.

Charles L. Allen (1913- )

 

The Christian is strong or weak depending upon how closely he has

cultivated the knowledge of God.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

The Christian should resemble a fruit tree, not a Christmas tree! For

the gaudy decorations of a Christmas tree are only tied on, whereas

fruit grows on a fruit tree.

John R. W. Stott (1921- )

 

The Christian who has the smile of God needs no status symbols.

Leonard Ravenhill (1867-1942)

 

The initiative of the saint is not toward self-realization, but toward

knowing Jesus Christ. The spiritual saint never believes circumstances

to be haphazard, or thinks of his life as secular and sacred; he sees

everything he is dumped down in as the means of securing the knowledge

of Jesus Christ.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The man who is poor in spirit is the man who has realized that things

mean nothing, and that God means everything.

William Barclay (1907-1978)

 

The ordinary Christian knows and understands more about life than the

greatest philosopher who is not a Christian.

D. Martyn Lloyd-Jones (1899-1981)

 

The people of God are not merely to mark time, waiting for God to step

in and set right all that is wrong. Rather; they are to model the new

heaven and new earth, and by so doing awaken longings for what God

will someday bring to pass.

Philip Yancey (1949- )

 

The Scriptures give four names to Christians-saints, for their

holiness; believers, for their faith; brethren, for their love;

disciples for their knowledge.

Andrew Fuller (1754-1815)

 

The servant of God has a good master.

Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)

 

The ship's place is in the sea, but God pity the ship when the sea

gets into it. The Christian's place is in the world, but God pity the

Christian if the world gets the best of him.

 

The way we act behind the wheel is far more indicative of our walk

with God than the way we act praying in a pew or smiling over a

well-marked Bible.

Charles R. Swindoll (1934- )

 

The well-defined spiritual life is not only the highest life, but it

is also the most easily lived. The whole cross is more easily carried

than the half. It is the man who tries to make the best of both worlds

who makes nothing of either. And he who seeks to serve two masters

misses the benediction of both. But he who has taken his stand, who

has drawn a boundary-line sharp and deep about his religious life, who

has marked off all beyond as forever forbidden ground to him, finds

the yoke easy and the burden light. For this forbidden environment

comes to be as if it were not. . . . And the balm of death numbing his

lower nature releases him for the scarce disturbed communion of a

higher life. So even here to die is gain.

Henry Drummond (1851-1897)

 

The world does need changing, society needs changing, the nation needs

changing, but we never will change it until we ourselves are changed.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

The world is glad of an excuse not to listen to the gospel message,

and the inconsistencies of Christians is made the excuse.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The world says, "What can't be cured must be endured." Christians say,

"What can't be cured can be enjoyed."

Joni Eareckson Tada

 

There are many who agree with God in principle but not in practice.

Richard Owen Roberts (1931- )

 

There are religious sects whose witnesses are willing to go to jail,

to be pushed around, to be lampooned for the sake of a miserable,

twisted doctrine! But in our Christian ranks, we prefer to be

respectable and smooth.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

There is a division as high as heaven and as deep as hell between the

Christian and the world.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

There is nothing so refreshing as to watch a new Christian before he

has heard too many sermons and watched too many Christians.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

We are called to be God's transmitters, to be completely separated

from all thoughts which are contrary to his thinking, so that we may

transmit his thoughts to others.

Hannah Hurnard (1905-1990)

 

We are never sure where a true Christian may be found. One thing we do

know: the more like Christ he is, the less likely it will be that a

newspaper reporter will be seeking him out.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

We are not criticized for being Christians, but for not being

Christian enough.

Leon Joseph Suenens (1904- )

 

We are not evangelicals, or fundamentalists, or charismatics, or

ecumenists, or Catholics, or Protestants; we are children of God.

Stephen D. Watkins

 

We don't have to be super saints, just thirsty sinners.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

We get no deeper into Christ than we allow him to get into us.

John Henry Jowett (1864-1923)

 

We must not think of ourselves as ordinary people. We are not natural

men; we are born again. God has given us his Holy Spirit.

D. Martyn Lloyd-Jones (1899-1981)

 

We often find that we were better persons just after our conversion

than we are after many years of being a Christian. Every day that

passes should make us more like Christ, but we tend to grow cooler

rather than warmer.

Thomas A Kempis (C. 1380-1471)

 

We were chaff, now we are wheat;

We were dross, now we are gold;

We were ravens, now we are sheep;

We were thorns, now we are grapes;

We were thistles, now we are lilies;

We were strangers, now we are citizens;

We were harlots, now we are virgins;

Hell was our inheritance, now heaven is our possession;

We were children of wrath, now we are sons of mercy;

We were bondslaves to Satan, now we are heirs of God and co-heirs

with Jesus Christ.

James Bisse

 

What gets me into the kingdom, from Christ's own statement, is not

saying, "Lord, Lord," but acting "Lord, Lord."

Jim Elliot (1927-1956)

 

 

What, dear Clement, is a Christian to do when we have so much that we

feel so little need of Christ.

Calvin Miller

 

When Christians meet . . . to take counsel together, their purpose is

not-or should not be-to ascertain what is the mind of the majority,

but what is the mind of the Holy Spirit-something which may be quite

different.

Margaret Hilda Thatcher (1925- )

 

When Christians say the Christ-life is in them, they do not mean

simply something mental or moral. When they speak of being "in Christ"

or of Christ being "in them," this is not simply a way of saying that

they are thinking about Christ or copying him. They mean that Christ

is actually operating through them; that the whole mass of Christians

are the physical organism through which Christ acts-that we are his

fingers and muscles, the cells of his body.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

When the world is at its worst, Christians must be at their best.

Proverb

 

You are the light of the world, but the switch must be turned on.

Austin Alexander Lewis

 

You cannot have Christian principles without Christ.

Dorothy L. Sayers (1893-1957)

 

[Christians] don't work in order to go to heaven; they work because

they are going to heaven. Arrogance and fear are replaced with

gratitude and joy.

Max L. Lucado (1955- )

 

Christmas

 

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first ‑ your money or your feet.

 

The Christmas season is only as meaningful as we make it.

 

Christmas carolers sing about peace on earth, but they don't tell us where.

 

Can you remember when Christmas was so simple that one Santa Claus could work an entire town?

 

What most of us want for Christmas is the day after.

 

Anyone who thinks Christmas doesn't last all year doesn't have a charge account.

 

About all you can do is dream of a white Christmas, for it seems like it always leaves most of us in the red.

 

The average couple splits the Christmas chores. She signs the cards and he signs the checks.

 

Christmas shopping should include buying toys for the children that their father would enjoy playing with.

 

Last year a big store in Milwaukee started its Christmas sale so early that Santa Claus wore Bermuda shorts.

 

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

 

Always mail your Christmas gift early. It will give the receiver time to reciprocate.

 

Christmas is the time of the year when Santa Claus comes down the chimney and your savings go down the drain.

 

When we throw out the Christmas tree we should be especially careful not to throw out the Christmas spirit with it.

 

Christmas holidays mean: anticipation, preparation, recreation, prostration, and recuperation.

 

A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long‑standing.

 

Christmas is when we celebrate the birth of the Prince of Peace by giving our kids rockets, machine guns, atom‑bomb kits, and tanks.

 

Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.

 

It's a soul‑stirring experience to hear Yule carolers standing in a Los Angeles smog sing­ing, "It Came upon a Midnight Clear."

 

The way you spend Christmas is far more important than how mach.

 

One thing about Christmas shopping ‑ it toughens you up for the January sales.

 

Let's all have an old‑fashioned Christmas this year, but not the kind that comes in bot­tles.

 

At Christmas most parents spend more money on their children than they did on the honeymoon that started it all.

 

A father's biggest difficulty at Christmas time is convincing the children that he is Santa Claus and his wife that he is not.

 

A family in San Francisco is reliving its

 

Christmas holidays ‑ the man of the house is showing colored slides of his cancelled checks.

 

On Christmas Eve Santa carries the bag. Af­ter Christmas dad is holding it.

 

"Good Will Toward Men" is the spice in the Christmas season.

 

Christmas is a time for exchanging a lot of things you can't afford for a lot of things you don't want.

 

One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present.

 

God shocked the world with a babe, not a bomb.

 

Why does Christmas always come just when the stores are so crowded?

 

Show me an unemployed Santa, and I'll show you a ho-ho hobo!

 

An unbreakable Christmas toy is one that's guaranteed to last through the New Year.

 

This year Americans are planning the big­gest Christmas they ever charged.

 

The battle of Christmas shopping is a time when the casualty list grows in the War on Poverty.

 

When you pay twenty‑five dollars for a Chris­tmas tree, you've been trimmed more than the tree has.

 

Many a parent sighs for the "good old days" when a stocking could hold what a child wanted for Christmas.

 

The Christmas season reminds us that a dem­onstration of religion is often better than a definition of it.

 

Christmas shoppers are people with the "brotherly shove."

 

Smart kids will be hanging up stretch stock­ings next Christmas.

 

Christmas is the time of year when both trees and husbands get trimmed. Sometimes both get lit up too.

 

You might as well do your Christmas hinting early.

 

Christmas is a time for sportsmanship be­cause we don't always get everything we want.

 

We feel close to everybody at Christmas ‑especially on a bus.

 

What many a store clerk gets for Christmas is an ulcer.

 

The Christmas spirit that goes out with the dried‑up Christmas tree is just as worthless.

 

There have always been some Christmas stockings that provided Santa with a few problems, but one wonders about his reaction to

panty hose!

 

The exchange of Christmas gifts ought to be reciprocal rather than retaliatory.

 

Keeping Christmas is good, but sharing it with others is much better.

 

The best Christmas gift of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another.

 

Christmas is a time when a lot of others be­sides Santa find themselves in the red.

 

Christmas is when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.

 

Church

 

"Where is the church at 11:25 on Monday morning?" The church then is

in the dentist's office, in the automobile sales room and repair shop,

and out in the truck. It is in the hospital, in the classroom, and in

the home. It is in the offices, insurance, law, real estate, whatever

it is. That is where the church is, wherever God's people are. They

are doing what they ought to be doing. They are honoring God, not just

while they worship in a building but out there.

Arthur H. DeKruyter (1926- )

 

A Christian church is a body or collection of persons, voluntarily

associated together, professing to believe what Christ teaches, to do

what Christ enjoins, to imitate his example, cherish his spirit, and

make known his gospel to others.

R. E. Sample

 

A man who is immersed in business all week should come up for a breath of fresh air on Sunday ‑ at church.

 

Children brought up in Sunday school are seldom brought up in court.

 

When Christians feel safe and comfortable, the church is in its greatest danger.

 

The man who says he's just as good as half the folks in the church seldom specifies which half.

 

Many churches are plagued with a lot of "re­tired" Christians.

 

Church is where you go to find out what your neighbors should do to lead better lives.

 

Many church services today are marked by lameness, tameness, and sameness.

 

It's disconcerting to fall asleep in church and have a fly buzz into one's open mouth.

 

Every church has all the success it prays for and pays for.

A fortune awaits the person who will design a church building without any front pews.

 

The church offers you something you simply can't get elsewhere.

 

Not many people are attracted to churches which are as cold as ice or by preachers who are as dry as dust.

 

Sign on a church bulletin board in Benton, Wisconsin: "For God so loved the world that He didn't send a committee."

 

The less religion a church has, the more ice cream and cake it takes to keep it going.

 

All churches grow old, but some never grow up.

 

A church that is not reaching out is passing out.

 

The church needs workers, not a wrecking crew.

 

It is easy to lose interest in the church if you have never made an investment in it.

 

One place where people seem to think they can get as much as ever for a quarter is in the church.

 

What the church needs is more men who talk less and work more.

 

The business of the church is to get rid of evil, not to supervise it.

 

A cold church is like cold butter ‑ never spreads very well.

 

Sign on a church lawn in Des Moines, Iowa: "Keep off the grass. This means thou."

 

 

Separation of church and state could hardly be more complete. The church teaches that money isn't everything, and the government keeps telling us it is.

 

The church cannot afford the luxury of loaf­ing.

 

If the church neglects the children, it is cer­tain the children will neglect the church.

 

Some churches seem to be sound in doctrine, but they are also sound asleep.

 

Did you know that the church is a workshop and not a dormitory?

 

A nodding congregation may or may not mean assent to what the preacher is saying.

 

When the church ceases to be in touch with another world, it is no longer in touch with this world.

 

The great task of the church is not only to get sinners into heaven, but to get saints out of bed.

 

Sign in front of a Chicago church: "The com­petition is terrible, but we're still open for business."

 

Too many churches have become distribution points for religious aspirin.

 

All church buildings should be air‑condi­tioned; it is unhealthy to sleep in a stuffy room.

 

What the church needs today is more cal­loused hands and fewer calloused hearts.

 

The carriers and the carried are in every church.

 

You need the church, the church needs you, the world needs both.

 

If the church were perfect, you could not be­long.

Sign outside a Dallas church: "Last chance to pray before entering the freeway."

 

Don't stay away from the church because you have the idea that there are too many hypo­crites in it. There's always room for one more.

 

If you make the church important, it is quite likely to return the favor.

 

The collection is a church function in which many people take only a passing interest.

 

We are sometimes so interested in creating the machinery of the church that we let the fire go out in the boiler.

 

When the churches discover they can't suc­cessfully compete with the theater, perhaps they will try religion again.

 

Don't knock your church ‑ it may have im­proved since the last time you were there.

 

The church is a building and loan association to help you build a mansion in heaven.

 

Many churches are now serving coffee after the sermon. Presumably this is to get the peo­ple thoroughly awake before they start to

drive home.

 

Sign on a church bulletin board in Denver: "If you have troubles, come in and tell us about them. If you have none, come in and tell us

how you do it."

 

Many folks think that what the church has is for somebody else.

 

The church will improve when its members improve.

 

Church is a place where you can meet old friends you never saw before.

 

The church does not necessarily consist of the good, but of those who want to be better and do better.

 

Notice in a church bulletin: "The Lord loveth a cheerful giver. He also accepteth from a grouch."

 

The church is paralyzed with timidity and gradually dying of dignity.

 

If the church is ever to get on its feet, it must get on its knees.

 

The church of today is an institution sup­ported largely by the husbands of its mem­bers.

 

It seems that our modern churches are full of willing people; some are willing to work, and others are willing to let them.

 

Announcement on the bulletin board of a church in Ohio: "This is a segregated church ‑ for sinners only. All welcome."

 

How often have you met a critic of the church who tried to make it better?

 

When someone says he diets religiously, he probably means he doesn't eat anything while in church.

 

Your faith gets a real test when you find yourself in church with nothing less than a twenty dollar bill in your wallet.

 

The way some people give, you would think the church is coin‑operated.

 

One reason we have so many pennies in the church collection basket is because we have no smaller coins.

 

Many people give a tenth to the Lord ‑ a tenth of what they ought to give.

 

From the amount that some people give to the Lord, they must be positive that it's the little things that count.

 

Support the church with your money. You can't take it with you, but you can send it on ahead.

 

Some people will bring a hymnbook or a prayer book ‑ but not a pocketbook to church.

If it rained dollar bills, some people would try to get one changed before going to church.

 

A really good golfer is one who goes to church on Sunday first.

 

Golf is a wonderful game ‑ for one thing it keeps men from falling asleep in church on Sunday mornings.

 

The surest steps toward happiness are the church steps.

 

Every human being should have three homes: a domestic home, a church home, and an eternal home.

 

It's funny how a dollar can look so big when you take it to church and so small when you take it to the supermarket.

 

Anybody who thinks there's a shortage of coins hasn't been to church lately.

 

The woman who starts putting on her shoes when the preacher says, "And now in conclu­sion," is a real optimist.

 

Perfect poise is not looking self‑conscious in the front pew.

 

If you gave the same amount of time to your work as you do your church, how long would you hold your job?

 

Many people spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats ‑ then go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

 

The world at its worst needs the church at its best.

 

A place of worship should be of such charac­ter that it will be easy for men to find God and difficult for them to forget Him.

 

Blessed is the man who can hear his alarm clock on Sunday as well as on Monday.

 

An empty tomb proves Christianity; an empty church denies it.

 

No one is a Christian just because he goes to church, any more than one is a calf because he drinks milk.

 

No one is too bad to go to church; neither is anyone good enough to stay away.

 

Everybody has to be somewhere, so how about being at church next Sunday?

 

Sign on a church lawn in Atlanta: "Come to church next Sunday. If you have no sins, bring someone who has."

 

It seems that some people refuse to come to the front of the church unless escorted by pallbearers.

 

One reason it's often difficult to coax men to go to church is that men aren't interested in what other men are wearing.

 

Many come to church to bring their new clothes rather than themselves.

 

The great task of the church is not only to get sinners into heaven, but to get saints out of bed.

 

The church service is not a convention to which a family should merely send a dele­gate.

 

If you would like to hear all about the trou­bles in the church, ask someone who hasn't been there for several months.

 

The most expensive piece of furniture in the church is the empty pew.

 

Sign outside a Louisiana church: "Heaven knows when you were here last."

 

Sign outside a church in Dallas: "Join our sit‑in demonstration every Sunday."

 

Many people go to church; fewer go to wor­ship.

 

A man may attend church services regularly, but this does not necessarily mean he attends religiously.

Every person ought to go to church occasion­ally to get away from himself.

 

Some people go to church to see who didn't.

 

Church attendance is determined more by de­sire than by distance.

 

The automobile does not take people away from the church against their will.

 

Judging by church attendance, heaven won't be crowded with men.

 

Perhaps you had never thought of going to church as a beauty treatment, but it is a won­derful way to get your faith lifted.

 

Some are late for church service because they have to change a tire; others, because they have to change a dollar.

 

Many people who demand a front seat in a night club try to even things up by taking a back seat in church.

 

Depressions, funerals, weddings, and cov­ered‑dish suppers keep most people attending church regularly.

 

Your willful absence from church is a vote to close its doors.

 

Too many men who talk of finding God in nature rather than in church go hunting for Him with rod or gun.

 

Some folk's churchgoing is like ice cream ‑it disappears when the weather gets hot.

 

If absence makes the heart grow fonder, some church members are deeply in love with the church.

 

On December 22, 1977, the following sign ap­peared in a Los Angeles church: "Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush."

 

If a church member expects to answer when the roll is called up yonder, he had better be present when the roll is called down here.

 

No person can fully and completely discharge his debt to Almighty God, but surely he can make regular payments on it.

 

There are some whose faith is not strong enough to bring them to church services, but they expect it to take them to heaven.

 

Religious freedom is the right of each individ­ual to attend the church of his choice, or go fishing.

 

More time in God's house will bring better times in our house.

 

A religion that won't take you to church ser­vices on Sunday certainly won't take you to heaven when you die.

 

Blessed is the man whose watch keeps church time as well as business time.

 

Church membership is not necessarily an elevator to heaven.

 

Church membership is now at an all‑time high; but so is political and social corruption.

 

Many churches today gain more members by generation than by regeneration.

 

Some church members are so introverted they can't even lead a silent prayer.

 

There are four classes of church members: the tired, the retired, the tiresome, and the tireless.

 

The undertaker is the only person who ought to take names off the church roll.

 

Church members are stockholders in the church, not merely spectators.

 

Judging by the way some church members live, they need fire insurance.

 

A sickly saint is likely to be a healthy hypocrite.

When a church member rests, he rusts.

 

"Not good if detached" is true of church members as well as railroad tickets.

 

It is far better to be a weak church member than a strong sinner.

 

Too many church members have "teflon minds" ‑ nothing seems to stick.

 

Did you hear about the church member who attends church occasionally to discount his blessings?

 

There are still a few church members who are like the farmer's pond ‑ dried up in the summer and frozen in the winter.

 

There are two kinds of people in your church: those who agree with you and the bigots.

 

A lot of church members know the twenty‑third psalm much better than they know the Shepherd.

 

The inactive church member is of no more use than a corpse ‑ and takes up more room.

 

Some church members are like wheelbarrows ‑ they go only when they are pushed.

 

Many church members could appropriately begin all church services by singing, "Nothing in my hand I bring."

 

It seems that some church members have been starched and ironed, but not all have been washed.

 

Many churches have three kinds of members: pickers, kickers, and stickers.

 

Have you noticed that some church members are like balloons ‑ full of wind and ready to blow up at any time!

 

Why is it that so many church members who say "Our Father" on Sunday go around the rest of the week acting like orphans?

 

A great many church members are in the salvation train, but too many of them are traveling in the sleeper.

 

There are a few church members who may be described as the farmer described his mule: "Awfully backward about going forward."

 

Some church members are like footballs you never know which way they'll bounce.

 

Church members who need defrosting should hear a few "red‑hot" sermons.

 

Some church members are like a tire with a slow leak ‑ it takes a lot of pumping to keep them inflated.

 

Many church members have enough religion to make them decent but not enough to make them dynamic.

 

Beware of the church member with an open mouth and a closed pocketbook.

 

No sooner is a temple built to God, but the Devil builds a chapel

hard by.

 

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

L. L. Nash

 

A church that is soundly rooted cannot be destroyed, but nothing can

save a church whose root is dried up. No stimulation, no advertising

campaigns, no gifts of money and no beautiful edifice can bring back

life to the rootless tree.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

All our Lord succeeded in doing during his life on earth was to gather

together a group of fishermen-the whole church of God and the

enterprise of our Lord on earth in a fishing boat!

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

An inscription over a church door: This is the house of God. This is

the gate of heaven. (This door is locked in the winter months).

 

As long as you notice, and have to count the steps, you are not yet

dancing but only learning to dance. A good shoe is a shoe you don't

notice. Good reading becomes possible when you need not consciously

think about eyes, or light, or print, or spelling. The perfect church

service would be one we were almost unaware of; our attention would

have been on God.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

Before the service speak to God. During the service let God speak to

you. After the service speak with your neighbor.

 

Biblically the church is an organism not an organization-a movement,

not a monument. It is not a part of the community; it is a whole new

community. It is not an orderly gathering; it is a new order with new

values, often in sharp conflict with the values of the surrounding

society.

Charles Colson (1931- )

 

Big doesn't necessarily mean better.

Sunflowers aren't better than violets.

Edna Ferber (1887-1968)

 

Church unity is internal; church union, external. The former is the

result of spiritual and organic growth; the latter is to a great

extent the product of the organizing activity of men.

Louis Berkhof (1873-1957)

 

Church-goers are like coals in a fire. When they cling together, they

keep the flame aglow; when they separate, they die out.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

Church: the only place where someone speaks to me . . . and I do not

have to answer back.

Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)

 

Churches: Soulariums

P. K. Thomajan

 

Every time I pass a church

I stop in for a visit,

So when I'm carried in

The Lord won't say,

"Who is it?"

 

God fully expects the church of Jesus Christ to prove itself a

miraculous group in the very midst of a hostile world. Christians of

necessity must be in contact with the world but in being and spirit

ought to be separated from the world-and as such, we should be the

most amazing people in the world.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

God never intended his church to be a refrigerator in which to

preserve perishable piety. He intended it to be an incubator in which

to hatch converts.

F. Lincicome

 

I like the silent church before the service begins better than any

preaching.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

 

I love thy church, O God!

Her walls before thee stand,

Dear as the apple of thine eye,

And graven on thy hand.

Timothy Dwight (1752-1817)

 

If after kirk ye bide a wee,

There's some would like to speak to ye;

If after kirk ye rise and flee,

We'll all seem cold and stiff to ye.

The one that's in the seat wi' ye,

Is stranger here than you, may be;

All here hae got their fears and cares-

Add you your soul unto our prayers;

Be you our angel unawares.

 

If the person who doesn't attend church because hypocrites do were

consistent, he wouldn't attend anything.

Olin Miller

 

In her voyage across the ocean of this world, the church is like a

great ship being pounded by the waves of life's different stresses.

Our duty is not to abandon ship but to keep her on her course.

Saint Boniface (680-C. 754)

 

In the average church service the most real thing is the shadowy

unreality of everything. The worshiper sits in a state of suspended

mentation; a kind of dreamy numbness creeps upon him; he hears words,

but they do not register, he cannot relate them to anything on his own

life level. . . . It does not affect anything in his everyday life. He

is aware of no power, no presence, no spiritual reality.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

In the church of God two opposite dangers are to be recognized and

avoided: they are a cold heart and a hot head.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

In what strange quarries and stoneyards the stones for the celestial

wall are being hewn! Out of the hillsides of humiliated pride; deep in

the darkness of crushed despair; in the fretting and dusty atmosphere

of little cares; in the hard cruel contacts that man has with man;

wherever souls are being tried and ripened, in whatever commonplace

and homely ways-there God is hewing out the pillars for his temple.

Phillips Brooks (1835-1893)

 

It is not with the motes from one's neighbor's eye that the house of

God can be built, but with the beams that one takes out of one's own.

André Gide (1869-1951)

 

It is scarcely possible in most places to get anyone to attend a

meeting where the only attraction is God. One can only conclude that

God's professed children are bored with him, for they must be wooed to

meeting with a stick of striped candy in the form of religious movies,

games, and refreshments.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

It matters not how spiritual a church may profess to be, if souls are

not saved, something is radically wrong, and the professed

spirituality is simply a false experience, a delusion of the devil.

People who are satisfied to meet together simply to have a good time

among themselves are far away from God. Real spirituality always has

an outcome.

Oswald J. Smith (B. 1889)

 

It may take a crucified church to bring a crucified Christ before the

eyes of the world.

William E. Orchard (1877-1955)

 

It seems to me a significant, if not a positively ominous, thing that

the words program and programming occur so frequently in the language

of the church these days.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

Market-driven churches? Whatever happened to gospel-driven churches?

Walter B. Shurden

 

Mrs. Chapman had her church for supper Monday evening.

 

Much of the church is caught up in the success mania of American

society. Often more concerned with budgets and building programs than

with the body of Christ, the church places more emphasis on growth

than on repentance. Suffering, sacrifice, and service have been

preempted by success and self-fulfillment.

Charles Colson (1931- )

 

Never before has the church had so many degrees yet so little

temperature.

Vance Havner

 

No church or other association truly thrives unless struggles and

differences are alive within it.

George Macaulay Trevelyan (1876-1962)

 

No other organization on the face of the earth is charged with the

high calling to which the church is summoned: to confront men with

Jesus Christ.

J. W. Hyde

 

One hundred religious persons knit into a unity by careful

organization do not constitute a church any more than eleven dead men

make a football team.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

One of American Christianity's most serious evils may be the sin of

sermon listening. We hear, but we do not act. God is not basically

interested in our listening to sermons. He wants us to be living

sermons. The church is intended to be a vibrant, redeeming community

of compassion, service, love, and worship. It is not a fraternity of

fans of the faith.

Beam

 

One of the advantages of pure congregational singing is that you can

join in the singing whether you have a voice or not. The disadvantage

is that your neighbor can do the same.

Charles Dudley Warner (1829-1900)

 

One sees the structure and says, "What a great church." The other sees

the Savior and says, "What a great Christ!"

Max L. Lucado (1955- )

 

Church signboard: Open on Sunday. Come early for a back seat.

 

Our business is not to do something for the church, but to do

something with it.

Joseph Fort Newton (1880-1950)

 

Persecution has not crushed the church; power has not beaten it back;

time has not abated its forces; and what is most wonderful of all, the

abuses of its friends have not shaken its stability.

Horace Bushnell (1802-1876)

 

Protestantism is divided into more than 200 different groups. It would

take a microscope to find the reasons-which in most cases have been

forgotten.

John Sutherland Bonnell

 

Some folks would close the churches because there still is sin-would

they also stop medical research because there still are diseases?

 

The atmosphere of our churches is becoming so man-centered and

entertainment-oriented that the saints now must be amused and not

amazed.

Donald Llewellyn Roberts

 

The average church has so much machinery and so little oil of the Holy

Spirit that it squeaks like a threshing machine when you start it up

in the fall after it has been out in the field all year.

Billy Sunday (1862-1935)

 

The chief trouble with the church is that you and I are in it.

Charles H. Heimsath (1894- )

 

The Christian church is a society of sinners. It is the only society

in the world in which membership is based upon the single

qualification that the candidate shall be unworthy of membership.

Charles Clayton Morrison (1877-1966)

 

The church as a whole must be concerned with both evangelism and

social action. It is not a case of either-or; it is both-and. Anything

less is only a partial gospel, not the whole counsel of God.

Robert D. Dehaan

 

The church does not draw people in; it sends them out. It does not

settle into a comfortable niche, taking its place alongside the

Rotary, the Elks, and the country club. Rather, the church is to make

society uncomfortable. Like yeast, it unsettles the mass around it,

changing it from within. Like salt, it flavors and preserves that into

which it vanishes.

Charles Colson (1931- )

 

The church does not lead the world nor echo it; she confronts it. Her

note is the supernatural note.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The church exists for those outside it.

William Temple (1881-1944)

 

The church has been, and is, open to a great deal of criticism, but it

has made a great deal of hard-won progress. It is, at any rate, trying

to carry out the divine plan, and insofar as it is working along the

lines of real truth and real love it cannot, of course, fail-anymore

than God can cease to exist.

J. B. Phillips (1906-1982)

 

The church has lasted for a phenomenal length of time-longer,

certainly, than any comparable institution.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

The church has many critics but no rivals.

 

The church is a force for good in a world bombarded with evil. It is a

force for love in a world buried with hatred. It is a force for peace

in a world torn with violence.

C. Neil Strait

 

The church is a workshop, not a dormitory.

Alexander Maclaren (1826-1910)

 

The church is like a bank-the more you put into it, the more interest

you have in it.

 

The church is looking for better methods; God is looking for better

men.

Edward McKendree Bounds (1835-1913)

 

The church is not a gallery for the exhibition of eminent Christians,

but a school for the education of imperfect ones.

Henry Ward Beecher (1813-1887)

 

The church is the only thing that is going to make the terrible world

we are coming to endurable; the only thing that makes the church

endurable is that it is somehow the body of Christ and that on this we

are fed. It seems to be a fact that you have to suffer as much from

the church as for it, but if you believe in the divinity of Christ,

you endure it.

Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)

 

The church should consist of communities of loving defiance. Instead

it consists largely of comfortable clubs of conformity. A far-reaching

reformation of the church is a prerequisite if it is to commit itself

to Jesus' mission of liberating the oppressed.

Ronald J. Sider

 

The church was not designed to be a reservoir, ever-receiving and

retaining for itself God's spiritual blessings, but rather a conduit,

conveying them on and out to others everywhere.

Robert Hall Glover (1871-1947)

 

The church with no great anguish on its heart has no great music on

its lips.

Karl Barth (1886-1968)

 

The church, like most institutions of our society, is scared and is

anxious to ingratiate itself with people, rather than to tell them the truth.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

The enemies of Christ are triumphant, Christianity is a failure, they

say, and the church of God herself looks on in pain at the

shortcomings in her midst. But lo, at length from the very heart of

the shadows appears the majestic figure of Jesus, his countenance is

as the sun shineth in his strength, around those wounds in brow and

side and hands and feet-those wounds which shelter countless thousands

of broken hearts-are healing rays.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The holiest moment of the church service is the moment when God's

people-strengthened by preaching and sacrament-go out of the church

door into the world to be the church. We don't go to church; we are

the church.

Ernest Southcott

 

The New Testament does not envisage solitary religion; some kind of

regular assembly for worship and instruction is everywhere taken for

granted in the Epistles. So we must be regular practicing members of

the church. Of course we differ in temperament. Some (like you-and me)

find it more natural to approach God in solitude; but we must go to

church as well. For the church is not a human society of people united

by their natural affinities, but the body of Christ, in which all

members, however different (and he rejoices in their differences and

by no means wishes to iron them out) must share the common life,

complementing and helping one another precisely by their differences.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

The problem is not hostility to the church; it is indifference. For

many the church is simply irrelevant; it is not even worth

criticizing, it is simply to be ignored.

William Barclay (1907-1978)

 

There is not a home church and a foreign church; it is all one great work.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

There is one church here, so I go to it. On Sunday mornings I quit the

house and wander down the hill to the white frame church in the firs.

On a big Sunday there might be twenty of us there; often I am the only

person under sixty and feel as though I'm on an archaeological tour of

Soviet Russia. The members are of mixed denominations; the minister is

a Congregationalist and wears a white shirt. The man knows God. Once,

in the middle of the long pastoral prayer of intercession for the

whole world-for the gift of wisdom to its leaders, for hope and mercy

to the grieving and pained, succor to the oppressed, and God's grace

to all-in the middle of this he stopped and burst out, "Lord, we bring

you these same petitions every week." After a shocked pause, he

continued reading the prayer. Because of this, I like him very much.

Annie Dillard (1945- )

 

We are producing Christian activities faster than we are producing

Christian experience and Christian faith.

John Raleigh Mott (1865-1955)

 

We ask the leaf, "Are you complete in yourself?" and the leaf answers,

"No, my life is in the branches." We ask the branch, and the branch

answers, "No, my life is in the trunk." We ask the trunk, and it

answers, "No, my life is in the root." We ask the root, and it

answers, "No, my life is in the trunk and the branches and the leaves.

Keep the branches stripped of leaves and I shall die." So it is with

the great tree of being. Nothing is completely and merely individual.

Edward Everett (1794-1865)

 

We do not find in the gospel, that Christ has provided for the

uniformity of churches, but only for their unity.

Roger Williams

 

We do not want, as the newspapers say, a church that will move with

the world. We want a church that will move the world.

G. K. Chesterton (1874-1936)

 

Went to church today, and was not greatly depressed.

Robert Louis Balfour Stevenson (1850-1894)

 

What would my church be like if every member were just like me?

 

When I first became a Christian, about fourteen years ago, I thought

that I could do it on my own, by retiring to my rooms and reading

theology, and I wouldn't go to the churches and gospel halls . . .I

disliked very much their hymns, which I considered to be fifth-rate

poems set to sixth-rate music. But as I went on I saw the great merit

of it. I came up against different people of quite different outlooks

and different education, and then gradually my conceit just began

peeling off. I realized that the hymns (which were just sixth-rate

music) were, nevertheless, being sung with devotion and benefit by an

old saint in elastic-side boots in the opposite pew, and then you

realize that you aren't fit to clean those boots.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

When the church fails to break the [cultural] barrier, both sides

lose. Those who need the gospel message of hope and the reality of

love, don't get it, and the isolated church keeps evangelizing the

same people over and over until its only mission finally is to

entertain itself.

Charles Colson (1931- )

 

When the church transcends culture, it can transform culture. In the

Dark Ages, reform did not arise from the state but from communities of

those who remained uncompromising in a compromising age.

Charles Colson (1931- )

 

Wherever the Word of God is preached and heard; there a church of God

exists, even if it. swarms with many faults.

John Calvin (1509-1564)

 

When you go to church, you should actively seek something. You must

not go like an empty basket, waiting passively to be filled.

Roger William Riis

 

Somehow the pressures of modern society were making it increasingly

difficult for us to live by the values we had been taught. We thought

our church should constitute a community of believers capable of

withstanding these pressures, yet it seemed to go along with things as

they were instead of encouraging an alternative. The "pillars" of the

church seemed as severely trapped by material concerns and alienation

as most non-Christians we knew.

David Jackson (1944- )

 

Evangelicals are not the only Christians. There are those who share

with us a firm belief in historic, supernatural Christianity, who

worship Christ as Lord and Savior, who take a high view of Scripture,

yet who may not use all our terminology and who hold a view of the

church and the ministry different from ours. They too are Christians;

and from some of them we have much to learn.

Frank E. Gaebelein (B. 1899)

 

Jesus Christ is the unique and total incarnation of truth, the only

way, the only life, and yet we betray his spirit of love when we build

a wall between Buddhists, Jews, or Muslims and ourselves. He is our

only Master; and yet without betraying him we can learn from the Greek

philosophers, the sages of India, the philosophers of China, or the

sacred text of ancient Egypt.

Paul Tournier (1898-1986)

 

None understand better the nature of real distinction than those who

have entered into unity.

Johann Tauler (C. 1300-1361)

 

The ecumenical movement brings back a vivid childhood memory of about twenty people reeling out the pub door. They all had their arms around each other's shoulders, because if they didn't they would fall down.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

Church Of England

 

I must believe in the Apostolic Succession, there being no other

way of accounting for the descent of the Bishop of Exeter from Judas

Iscariot.

Sydney Smith

 

Churchgoing

 

America has become so tense and nervous, it has been years since

I've seen anyone asleep in church--and that is a sad situation.

Norman Vincent Peale

 

Too hot to go to church? What about hell?

Poster in Dayton, Ohio

 

Cigarettes

 

It takes most men about two years to completely quit smoking cigarettes and twice as long to quit bragging about it.

 

When everything else fails as a cure for smoking cigarettes, try carrying wet matches.

 

The best way to stop smoking cigarettes is to marry a woman who objects to it.

 

It doesn't take very long to save enough cigarette coupons to get a radio to listen to while you're propped up in bed with emphysema.

 

Most people who give up cigarettes substitute something for them ‑ such as irritability.

 

There's a new cigarette package containing ear plugs for those who don't want to hear reasons why they should quit smoking.

 

Some people feel that a cigarette is not harmful if they borrow it from somebody else.

 

Just about as many people will quit smoking cigarettes this week as last week ‑ and a lot of them will be the same people.

 

Sign in an Iowa munitions factory: "If you insist on smoking in this building, be prepared to leave this world through a hole in the

ceiling."

 

Many fat people have cut down to five cigarettes a day ‑ one after each meal.

 

People who quit smoking cigarettes have the same problem as newcomers to nudist camps ‑ they don't know what to do with their hands.

 

Remember, when you stop smoking cigarettes you're creating a hardship for others ‑ the people who mooch cigarettes from you.

 

A man promised his wife five hundred dollars if she'd stop smoking cigarettes ‑ and she did. Now he's offering her one thousand

dollars if she'll stop talking about it.

 

If you don't think smoking cigarettes makes a woman's voice harsh, try dropping cigarette ashes on her rug.

 

The tobacco industry would really be doing something if it could come up with a cigarette that eliminated tar, nicotine, and taxes.

 

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

 

A new cigarette offers coupons good for cemetery lot.

 

Worrying about smoking cigarettes can be beneficial ‑ it takes your mind off lung cancer.

 

Medical reports don't make people quit smoking cigarettes, but they cut down on the enjoyment.

 

Now there's a group called Smokers Anonymous. When you feel a strong urge to smoke, you dial a number and hear a lot of

coughing.

 

A person pays twice for his cigarettes. Once when he gets them and, second, when they get him.

 

One thing can be said for smoking three packs of cigarettes every day. It gives your hands something to do ‑ like shake.

 

The mortality rate of cigarette smokers and non‑smokers is 100 percent. The only difference is the timing.

 

As kids we started smoking cigarettes because we thought it was smart. Why don't we stop smoking for the same reason?

 

The cancer scare has increased the use of borrowed cigarettes.

 

Another thing a modern child learns at his mother's knee is to watch out for cigarette ashes.

 

The best way to give up cigarettes is to smoke cigars.

 

Walking a mile for a cigarette may be healthier than smoking one.

 

At last one of the tobacco companies has found a way to make its cigarettes less irritating; it filters the commercials.

 

Anti‑cigarette commercial: "Truth or cancer

 

The trouble with people who have broken a habit is that they usually have the pieces mounted and framed.

 

A health nut in Idaho has specified in his will that he wishes to be buried in a "no smoking" section of the cemetery.

 

Sign in a Boston hospital: "We don't sell cigarettes ‑ we love you too much."

 

A modern mother is one who can hold a safety pin and a cigarette in her mouth at the same time.

 

A major scientific advancement would be the development of cigarette ashes that would match the color of the rug.

 

Self‑control is giving up smoking cigarettes; extreme self‑control is not telling anybody about it.

 

A tobacco chewer in North Carolina has agreed that if smokers won't blow smoke in his face he won't spit on them.

 

One of the nice things about smoking a pipe is that you can't light the wrong end.

 

Why is it that someone who has the will power to give up smoking doesn't have the will power to stop bragging about it?

 

Circumstance

 

The circumstances of others seem good to us, while ours seem good

to others.

Publilius Syrus

 

Circumstances! I make circumstances!

Napoleon Bonaparte

 

Citizenship

 

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is

that he should be able and willing to pull his weight.

Theodore Roosevelt

 

City

 

Unless the Lord keep the city, the watchman waketh but in vain.

Psalm 127:1

 

Civilization

 

The main hope of civilization is that people may get together some day and try it.

 

You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.

Will Rogers

 

Civilization is a state of affairs where nothing can be done without first being financed.

 

Another measure of civilization's progress is the way the cost of relaxing goes up.

 

One of the main troubles with modern civilization is that we so often mistake respectability for character.

 

A sociologist says civilization will last fifty thousand more years, but he didn't say when it would begin.

 

There have been twenty‑five civilizations before ours, and all have been destroyed ‑ not from without but from within.

 

Perhaps the supreme product of civilization is people who can endure it.

 

If we are to preserve civilization, we must remain civilized.

 

Civilization has brought us guided rockets and misguided rackets.

 

Some historians say the Egyptians contributed more to civilization than any other people. They invented soap.

 

If we saved civilization in two world wars, we wonder where it is hiding now!

 

The greatest lesson we learn from past civilizations is ingratitude.

 

There is some argument over the origin of civilization ‑ but this is unimportant compared with the question of when it will resume

operation.

 

In another hundred years civilization will have reached all peoples except those who have no resources worth stealing.

Civilization has now reached the point where miracle drugs and get‑well cards have a hard time keeping up with each other.

 

The coating of civilization is so thin it often comes off with a little alcohol.

 

Civilization is a state of society in which the only people who speak about the future with any degree of confidence are the fortunetellers.

 

In our civilization man came first, then the machine ‑ then the ambulance.

 

The path of civilization is paved with tax receipts.

 

Sometimes we get the feeling that Scotch tape and staples are all that's holding civilization together.

 

The march of civilization is slow because so many are out of step.

 

The world seldom noticed who the teachers are; but civilization depends on what they do and what they say.

 

The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

 

The greatest paradox of them all is to speak of "civilized warfare."

 

Class Reunions

 

True happiness is going to a high school class reunion and learning that the boy who was voted most likely to succeed ‑ didn't.

 

Description of a thirty‑year class reunion: "Same old faces, many new teeth."

 

A class reunion is where everybody gets together to see who is falling apart.

 

The most irritating person at a class reunion is the guy who has both hair and money.

 

A satisfying class reunion is one where you discover all your former classmates have bigger problems than yours.

 

Class reunions are going to be very confusing fifteen years from now when everybody has a haircut.

 

A class reunion is a gathering where you come to the conclusion that most of the people your age seem to be a lot older than you are.

 

After attending his class reunion a Texas gentleman reported, "My classmates have all gotten so fat and bald they didn't even

recognize me."

 

A class reunion is when nothing helps you recognize your old classmates as much as their nametags.

 

Cleanliness

 

If you want to really appreciate what an enormous job it is to clean up the environment, start cleaning out your garage.

 

There's one nice thing about baldness ‑ it's neat.

 

Nature seems determined to make us work. The less hair we have, the more face we have to wash.

 

A country hick sent the following request to a public library: "Please send me the name of a good book on personal hygiene. I'm afraid

I have it."

 

Nothing changes a small boy's appearance as much as soap.

 

Nothing seems to make children more affec­tionate than sticky hands.

 

Children are about the only things in a mod­ern home that have to be washed by hand.

 

Some historians say the Egyptians contrib­uted more to civilization than any other peo­ple. They invented soap.

 

Keeping clean between the ears may be more important than keeping clean behind the ears.

 

Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but in childhood it's next to impossible.

 

The most difficult thing imaginable is to keep clean of debt, dirt, and the devil all at the same time.

 

Cleanliness once lived next to godliness, but both tenants vacated some time ago.

 

Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but it is not a substitute.

 

Clergyman

 

The defects of a preacher are soon spied.

Martin Luther

 

Clothes

 

Clothes don't make the man, but they can break a husband.

 

Clothing

 

Many actresses won't wear a dress that's not original, but they'll take a secondhand hus­band.

 

You're getting along in years when the only urge you feel in the spring is to climb out of your long underwear.

 

Nothing better has ever been developed for baldness than a hat.

 

It's easy to tell when you've got a bargain ‑it doesn't fit.

 

There's nothing tighter than next year's bud­get and this year's bikini.

 

Many come to church to bring their new clothes rather than themselves.

 

Clothing

 

Bathing suits are really something ‑ if you call nothing something.

 

Clothes do not make the man. Particularly an apron.

 

The nicest things in men's clothing are women.

 

Nothing seems to last as long as a pair of shoes that doesn't fit.

 

When a man has torn socks and buttons miss­ing from his shirt, he should do one of two things ‑ either get married or get a divorce.

 

A dear old lady in Montana says she's worn the same dress so many years it's been in style five times.

 

Many women suffer discomfort because they often buy shoes to fit the occasion instead of the feet.

 

Sign in a dress shop in New Orleans: "Wed­ding gowns for all occasions."

 

Pants are like molasses. They are thinner in hot weather and thicker in cold weather.

 

Where do clothing stores get those tricky mirrors that make old suits look so shabby?

 

A music magazine recently took a poll to name the best‑dressed rock star ‑ and no­body won.

 

One woman to another at a party: "That's lovely material in the dress you're wearing. I wonder if the style will ever come back!"

 

A bikini is the difference between not very much and nothing at all.

 

It's extremely difficult to design a gown for a girl who rides the backseat of a motorcycle.

 

When you see a man wearing a baggy suit, either he has a great diet or a terrible tailor.

 

About the only thing we can't figure out about those new strapless evening gowns is what keeps them up.

A woman's hat tells you something about her, including whether her husband was along when she bought it.

 

The only clothing permitted in a nudist camp is a coat ‑ of tan.

 

A hat is something the average man covers his head with, the beggar passes around, and the politician talks through.

 

Why do they sell knee socks and Bermuda shorts only to men with knobby knees?

 

Many husbands prefer clinging gowns for their wives ‑ the kind that cling for at least three years.

 

A lady shopper in a shoe store expressed a desire to buy an expensive pair of shoes ‑ to go with a cheap husband!

 

About the only thing concealed in a modern bikini is the manufacturers label.

 

Clothes, particularly walking shorts, don't make the man.

 

Sometimes a woman gets a mink coat the hard way ‑ by being nice to her husband.

 

Nothing lasts as long as a necktie you don't like.

 

Modern girls wear as many clothes as grandma, but not all at once.

 

A vest gives a man more pockets to look through for whatever it is that's in his other suit.

 

No garment is more becoming to a Christian than the cloak of humility.

 

The reason nobody wears old clothes anymore is because the kind being sold wear out before they get old.

 

Trousers are more important to a man than his wife is because there are lots of places he can go without his wife.

 

Sign in a sportswear store: "Buy your girlfriend a bikini ‑ it's the least you can do for her."

 

Women buy their husbands loafer shoes and leisure slacks ‑ and then call them lazy when they play the part they're dressed for.

 

Wearing shorts reveals nothing about a man so much as his indifference to public opinion.

 

The clothes that make a woman break a man.

 

Sign in a women's clothing shop in Laramie' Wyoming: "We have everything for tall women ‑ except tall men."

 

One thing we know for sure ‑ there is no way they can make those bikinis any smaller.

 

New shoes hurt the most when you have to buy them for the whole family.

 

There is one good thing about pants that are too tight ‑ they teach you not to drop anything on the floor.

 

Clothes may make the man, but we've seen some where the job still wasn't finished.

 

If a woman looks good in slacks, she would probably look better in something else.

 

In summer mosquitoes put more clothes on people than modesty.

 

It's a pretty safe bet that the husbands of the ten best‑dressed women won't show up on the list of the ten best‑dressed men.

 

A man hates to see a woman in cheap clothes, unless, of course, it's his wife.

 

The old‑fashioned mother who saved her wedding togs for her daughter now has a daughter who tries to make them outlast three

husbands.

 

A woman's slacks are what usually makes us wonder why they aren't called something else.

 

What the well‑dressed woman is wearing this year is less.

 

The reason so many wives have new fur coats is that husbands give in before their wives give up.

 

If Mother Nature could have foreseen Bermuda shorts, she surely would have done a better job on the male knee.

 

Many a husband doesn't know a thing about women's clothes, except what they cost.

 

Fabulous wealth and fame await the man who designs a woman's shoe that's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

 

A Tennessee woman recently complained, "My fur coat is so old it's paid for."

 

Men no longer hide behind women's skirts; neither do women.

 

A girdle is a garment to hold a woman in when she goes out.

 

The wife who dresses to please her husband wears last year's clothes.

 

It isn't the clothes that make a man stare; it's the women in them.

 

Some women say they have nothing to wear ‑ others demonstrate it.

 

Some dresses aren't so bad for the shape they're on.

 

Most husbands wouldn't object to their wives wearing their skirts a little shorter if they would wear them a little longer.

 

Preachers who formerly gave lectures on women's clothes have been compelled to turn to other subjects. There just wasn't enough material.

 

Thirty years ago "halfway to the knees" meant from the ground up, not from the shoulders down.

 

In some foreign countries girls dress like their mothers, but in America it's the other way around.

 

Most husbands would like for their wives to wear their dresses longer ‑ about three years longer.

 

The new bikinis make women look better ‑and men look longer.

 

When some women show up in stretch pants, they sure do.

 

Evening gowns are getting longer, and so are the shoulder straps.

 

You can't judge some women by their clothes these days ‑ there isn't enough evidence.

 

If women are so fond of clothes, why don't they wear more of them?

 

Just about the time you convince your young­sters that they can't put more in a container than it will hold, along comes a woman in

stretch pants.

 

Fashion designers for women's clothing aren't running out of ideas ‑ they're run­ning out of material.

 

Some dresses are described as stunning be­cause of the effects they have on husbands.

 

A woman with a new mink coat can't wait to show it to the man she likes most and the woman she likes least.

 

Even low shoes are very high these days.

 

Nowadays when a girl says her new evening gown is nothing, she means it.

 

Nothing makes a woman's clothes go out of style faster than her husband's raise in sal­ary.

 

By the time a husband is in shape to buy his wife beautiful clothes, she isn't.

 

An evening dress is more gone than gown.

 

Ten years from now we'll laugh at the clothes women wear today, but can we hold it that long?

A girl who priced some of the new bikinis reports the tags are bigger than the togs.

 

In a women's shoe store the most comfortable pair in the house is usually worn by the sales­man.

 

Anybody who says you never get more out of it than you put into it isn't talking about a bikini.

 

A survey shows that college students prefer ties with dots, suits with stripes, and letters with checks.

 

Attention wives: If your husband complains about the tie you gave him last Christmas ‑give him a sock!

 

A Nevada husband complains that there are two reasons why his wife won't wear last year's dresses ‑ she doesn't want to, and she can't.

 

The electric computer saves a man a lot of guesswork ‑ but so does a bikini.

 

A style expert can make a woman feel modest when she doesn't look it.

 

Fashion experts tell us that women dress to express themselves ‑ but on that basis, some have very little to say.

 

The nicest thing that can be said about some of today's fashions is that they can't possibly last.

 

Some women have what it takes to wear the latest fashions ‑ rich husbands.

 

If women's fashions continue at the present rate, the next creation is likely to be a gown­less strap.

 

With the return of the vest to men's fashions, ties are going to be much freer of gravy stains.

 

Overheard in a dress shop: "But madam, looking ridiculous is the fashion this year."

 

When husbands talk about the height of fash­ion, they probably mean the price.

 

Some girls show a lot of style, and some styles show a lot of girl.

 

Many a girl has made it to the top because her dress didn't.

 

Some of our present‑day girls wear less on the streets than their grandmothers wore in bed.

 

The old‑fashioned girl is one who stayed at home when she had nothing to wear.

 

Girls wear bikinis for the same reason stores have glass showcases.

 

After the honeymoon the girl usually stops wondering what she should wear and starts wondering how long it will last.

 

A wise man said that humility is Christian clothing. It never goes out of style.

 

Don't judge a man by the clothes he wears. God made one; the tailor, the other.

 

We shouldn't judge a modern girl by her clothes; there really isn't enough evidence.

 

Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them.

 

It may be true that life begins at forty, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

 

One advantage of being a man is that you don't run the risk of catching a cold in eve­ning clothes.

 

Women wear rings to show they're married, while men wear last year's clothes for the same reason.

 

The nice thing about money is that it never clashes with anything you're wearing.

 

You have poise when you buy a new pair of shoes without seeming conscious of the hole in your sock.

 

Isn't it strange how some people insist on having expensive clothes, yet are perfectly satisfied with a shoddy religion?

 

You're never fully dressed in the morning until you put on a smile.

 

People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.

 

The only thing you can wear that's never out of style is a smile.

 

The best way to forget all about your troubles is to wear a pair of tight shoes.

 

Those who put on the most style sometimes put off the most creditors.

 

It seems that some women would rather be out of money than out of style.

 

When a woman's toe sticks out of her shoes, she's considered fashionable. When a man's toe sticks out of his shoes, he's a bum.

 

If you're not in style, the chances are you're out of debt.

 

Many a woman shows a lot of style, but many a style shows a lot of woman.

 

A woman's dress usually stays in style until the next time she goes shopping.

 

There are some things that never go out of style. A feminine woman is one of them.

 

A woman isn't usually impressed by a new style of clothes unless it's uncomfortable or unreasonable.

 

If you want to succeed, wear out two pairs of shoes to every suit.

 

A distressed father said to his teen‑age daughter, "Young lady, either that dress is too short or you're not in it far enough."

 

There are very few certainties in this world, but one of them is that no woman is wearing shoes that are too large for her.

 

It's obvious that on some women stretch pants have no other choice.

 

Youth is like fashion. Both fade quickly.

 

Coffee Breaks

 

Another advantage of automation is that the machines don't take time out for coffee breaks.

 

In any office you can tell who the boss is: he's the one watching the clock during the coffee break.

 

The only break some people get these days is a coffee break.

 

If some folks aren't careful, they'll stretch their coffee break to the unemployment of­fice.

 

If coffee breaks get much longer, employees will be late for quitting time.

 

A conference is just a high‑falutin' name for the executives' coffee break.

 

An employee in Chicago stretched his coffee break all the way to the unemployment of­fice.

 

Gossip is always brewing at coffee break.

 

Science has never come up with a better of­fice communication system than the coffee break.

 

Coffee Breaks

 

Work is the annoyance people have to endure between coffee breaks.

 

Cold Feet

 

A lot of husbands suffer from cold feet, but not always their own.

 

College

 

A college education doesn't make fools; it just develops them.

 

The best way to haze freshmen is to make them study.

 

If the cost of a college education continues to snowball, a person can make a profit by re­maining ignorant.

 

One nice thing about a college education is that it enables us to worry more intelligently about things all over the world.

 

It's possible that a college education doesn't always pay off, but that doesn't release dad from his financial obligation.

 

Some people have to carry their diplomas with them to prove they have a college educa­tion.

 

It seems that all a college education does is help folks become confused on a higher plane.

 

A college education costs thousands of dol­lars, and sometimes all it yields is a quarter­back.

 

Said a girl graduate, "Four years of college! And whom has it got me?"

 

A college education is very educational. It teaches the parents of the student how to do without a lot of things.

 

It has been said that a college education is nothing but a four‑year plan of confusing young minds methodically.

 

One of the fine things about a college educa­tion is that it shows a person how little other people know.

 

Nowadays you have to pass a tougher exam to get into college than old‑timers did to get out.

 

A college doesn't give you knowledge, it just shows you where it is.

 

Don't worry about crowded colleges. Hope­fully, they'll empty by degrees.

 

The college campus of today is one of the big­gest supporters of wild life.

 

Attending college has become so expensive that even football players are writing home for money.

 

Colleges are attempting to raise huge sums of money to stop the professors from envying the janitors.

 

Colleges don't make fools, but they occasion­ally develop a few.

 

The head of a Mississippi college says he is trying to develop an educational institution the football team can be proud of.

 

College is the only vacation a boy gets be­tween his mother and his wife.

 

Many colleges have two serious problems: too many dropouts and too few kickouts.

 

We're still waiting for a college to come up with a march protesting student ignorance.

 

Soon the colleges will be forced to offer de­grees in the ancient art of loafing.

 

College Professors

 

A college professor in Michigan says he has found five different kinds of dumbness. It seems incredible that an educated man like

that should have met so few people.

 

College professors are not made overnight. They reach the height of their profession by degrees.

 

College professors are the persons who get paid with what's left over after the athletic director and football coaches are paid.

 

The perfect college professor's wife is the one who, each morning, lays out her husband's slacks, sweater, and picket sign.

 

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.

 

In America a street sweeper can become a college professor ‑ if he's willing to make the financial sacrifice.

 

The average college professor leads a simple sober life because he never has enough money to make a fool of himself.

 

Some wit has said that a college professor is little more than a textbook wired for sound.

 

A college professor isn't really smarter than other people. He just has his ignorance better organized.

 

We'll be in trouble as long as we pay the best professors less than the worst football coach.

 

Oh, how this world needs a computer that can figure out all the things in life that don't add up!

 

College Students

 

A college is truly a fountain of knowledge, and a great many go there to drink.

 

The college of hard knocks is about the only one that doesn't let the student drop out if the course gets tough.

 

College never hurts a young man ‑ unless, of course, he meets his future wife there.

 

Most college campuses are getting to be so crowded that if a student wants to be alone, he has to go to class.

 

Colleges try to find out what their graduates do after graduation. Employers are trying too.

 

One thing that keeps a lot of people from going to college is high school.

 

In today's colleges the freshmen are smarter than the seniors; everything the seniors have learned is already outmoded.

 

A country boy was afraid to go to college be­cause he was told he would be compelled to matriculate.

 

College is a place that's presumed to mold character, and some of the characters turn out to be very moldy.

 

What this country needs are colleges that teach everything the students think they al­ready know.

 

It seems a bit odd for a college to give a man with a wife and three kids a Bachelor's De­gree.

 

Going to college won't guarantee you a job, but it'll give you four years to worry about getting one.

 

College debts are obligations that with dili­gence, economy, and stern self‑denial, father will be able to pay.

 

Sending children to college educates parents. It teaches them how to do without a lot of things.

 

Parents of college students get poorer by de­grees.

 

In college football the real triple threat is one who can run, kick, and pass all his exams!

 

The young man who is able to work his way through college is a pretty good bet to be able to work his way through life.

 

The age of chivalry is certainly not dead. If a college girl drops one of her books, almost any boy in her class will be delighted to

kick it back to her.

 

A college boy in Ohio reported to his parents that he was about to flunk out ‑ because he found out he had a klinker in his thinker.

 

Advice to college students: Be kind to your parents. After sending you through college, you're all they have left.

 

A modern son is one who finishes college and his dad at the same time.

 

Commencement is when the college students who learned all the answers discover that there are a new set of questions.

 

A college student who hadn't heard from home in several weeks wrote to his father, "Please send me a check so I'll know you're well and happy.

 

In the old days students went to college to get an education from the professors, but now it seems like some students think they

ought to educate the professors.

 

A college girl may be poor in history, but great on dates.

 

Many college students can write home for money in four or five languages.

 

Nothing irks the college boy more than shak­ing out the envelope from home and finding nothing but news and love.

 

It takes a college student twenty minutes longer to say what he thinks than to tell what he knows.

 

Sending your child to college is like sending your clothes to the laundry. You get what you put in, but sometimes you can hardly recog­nize it.

 

A survey shows that college students prefer ties with dots, suits with stripes, and letters with checks.

 

Some college girls pursue learning and some others learn pursuing.

 

There was a time when college students thought they were living dangerously when they cut classes.

 

Coeds are college students who sign up for the romance languages.

 

A real surprise is when the college boy comes home and discovers people sleep at night rather than in the daytime.

 

A father is often a man who is working his son's way through college.

 

Conventions

 

Attending a convention in your home city is like kissing your own wife.

 

A convention is where people pass a lot of resolutions, but few bars.

 

Conventions are something a lot of people leave behind when they attend one.

 

At a convention the "delegate‑at‑large" is the man who has come without his wife.

 

When a man takes his wife to a convention, he has twice the expense ‑ and half as much fun.

 

Comb

 

I got a pocket comb, but who wants to comb pockets?

 

Comfort

 

All human comfort is vain and short.

Thomas Ŕ Kempis (C. 1380-1471)

 

Be still, my soul: the Lord is on thy side;

Bear patiently the cross of grief or pain;

Leave to thy God to order and provide;

In every change he faithful will remain.

Be still, my soul; thy best, thy heavenly Friend

Through thorny ways leads to a joyful end.

Katharina von Schlegel (B. 1697)

 

God does not comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us

comforters.

John Henry Jowett (1817-1893)

 

God does not leave us comfortless, but we have to be in dire need of

comfort to know the truth of his promise. It is in time of calamity . . . in days and nights of sorrow and trouble that the presence, the sufficiency, and the sympathy of God grow very sure and very wonderful. Then we find out that the grace of God is sufficient for all our needs, for every problem, and for every difficulty, for every broken heart, and for every human sorrow.

Peter Marshall (1902-1949)

 

God is closest to those whose hearts are broken.

Jewish Proverb

 

How shall we comfort those who weep? By weeping with them.

Father Yelchaninov

 

How sweet the name of Jesus sounds

In a believer's ear!

It soothes his sorrows, heals his wounds,

And drives away his fear!

John Newton (1725-1807)

 

It is not difficult to be independent of human comfort when we have

God's comfort. It is a great thing, an extremely great thing, to be

able to live without both human and divine comfort.

Thomas Ŕ Kempis (C. 1380-1471)

 

Let me come in where you are weeping, friend,

And let me take your hand.

I, who have known a sorrow such as yours,

Can understand.

Let me come in-I would be very still

Beside you in your grief;

I would not bid you cease your weeping, friend,

Tears bring relief.

Let me come in-I would only breathe a prayer,

And hold your hand,

For I have known a sorrow such as yours,

And understand.

Grace Noll Crowell

 

Oh! there is never sorrow of heart

That shall lack a timely end,

If but to God we turn, and ask

Of him to be our friend!

William Wordsworth (1770-1850)

 

One reason a dog is such a comfort when you're downcast is that he

doesn't ask to know why.

 

Thank you, Father, for these tears that have carried me to the depth

of your love. How could I have known your fullness without the

emptiness, your acceptance without the rejection, your forgiveness

without my failure, our togetherness without that dreadful loneliness.

You have brought me to Gethsemane, and oh, the joy of finding you

already there! Amen.

Bonnie Barrows Thomas

 

Those who can sit in silence with their fellowman, not knowing what to

say but knowing that they should be there, can bring new life in a

dying heart. Those who are not afraid to hold a hand in gratitude, to

shed tears in grief, and to let a sigh of distress arise straight from

the heart can break through paralyzing boundaries and witness the

birth of a new fellowship, the fellowship of the broken.

Henri J. M. Nouwen

 

When the house doth sigh and weep,

And the world is drowned in sleep,

Yet mine eyes the watch do keep,

Sweet Spirit comfort me!

Robert Herrick (1591-1674)

 

Why does God bring thunderclouds and disasters when we want green

pastures and still waters? Bit by bit we find, behind the clouds, the

Father's feet; behind the lightning, an abiding day that has no night;

behind the thunder, a still, small voice that comforts with a comfort

that is unspeakable.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

You don't have to be alone in your hurt! Comfort is yours. Joy is an

option. And it's all been made possible by your Savior. He went

without comfort so that you might have it. He postponed joy so that

you might share in it. He willingly chose isolation so that you might

never be alone in your hurt and sorrow.

Joni Eareckson Tada

 

Comic

 

A comic is a person, who, when he dies, is at his wit's end.

 

A comic is a man who originates old jokes.

 

Commands

 

Christ's deeds and examples are commandments of what we should do.

John Wycliffe (C. 1330-1384)

 

Ever since the Ten Commandments were given, legislators have been busy

passing millions of laws trying to enforce them.

 

God does all before he asks us to do anything.

R. W. Barbour (1900- )

 

God is an omniscient Creator who knows which rules are best for

mankind; and these moral laws are a reflection of his nature, imposed

on a universe which he created-a universe which functions best when

his laws are obeyed.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

God's commands are made to the life of his Son in us, not to our human

nature; consequently all that God tells us to do is always humanly

difficult; but it becomes divinely easy immediately we obey because

our obedience has behind it all the omnipotent power of the grace of

God.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

God's restrictions were given to show us more keenly our need of him.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

Most people believe that the Christian commandments (e.g., to love

one's neighbor as oneself) are intentionally a little too severe, like

putting the clock half an hour ahead to make sure of not being late in

the morning.

Sřren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

 

No man can break any of the Ten Commandments. He can only break

himself against them.

G. K. Chesterton (1874-1936)

 

The commandments can never be kept while there is a strife to keep

them; the man is overwhelmed in the weight of their broken pieces. It

needs a . . . power of life, not of struggle; the strength of love,

not the effort of duty.

George Macdonald (1824-1905)

 

The commandments were given irrespective of human ability or inability

to keep them; then when Jesus Christ came, instead of doing what we

all too glibly say he did-put something easier before men, he made it

a hundred-fold more difficult because he goes behind the law to the disposition.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The commandments were given with the inexorable awfulness of Almighty God; and the subsequent history of the people is the record of how they could not keep them.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The commands of God are all designed to make us more happy than we can possibly be without them.

Thomas Wilson (1663-1735)

 

The eleventh commandment: Thou shalt not be found out.

George John Whyte-Melville (1821-1878)

 

The law reflects God's holiness; it is a plumbline that shows us that

we are crooked.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

Thou no gods shalt have but me.

Before no idol bow the knee.

Take not the name of God in vain.

Dare not the Sabbath Day profane.

Give to thy parents honor due.

Take heed that thou no murder do.

Abstain from words and deeds unclean.

Steal not, for thou by God art seen.

Tell no willful lie and love it.

What is thy neighbor's do not covet.

The Ten Commandments In Rhyme

 

Committees

 

Sign on a church bulletin board in Benton, Wisconsin: "For God so loved the world that He didn't send a committee."

 

As a rule, the best things are done by a com­mittee of one.

 

A committee usually keeps minutes and wastes hours.

 

Perpetual motion can be found in any com­mittee meeting.

 

A committee is composed of five persons ‑one does the work, three give him moral sup­port, and the fifth gives the story to the

news­papers.

 

If Moses had been a committee, the Israelites would still be in Egypt.

 

The chairman of a committee is like the offi­cial at a bullfight whose job it is to open and close the gate so the bull can come in or go out.

 

If you want to kill any idea in the world today, get a committee

working on it.

Charles F. Kettering

 

For God so loved the world that He did not send a committee

 

There are more than 200,000 useless words in the English language, and at some committee meetings you hear all of them.

 

A committee usually consists of three per­sons, each of whom thinks the others talk a lot of nonsense.

 

A committee is a group of the unfit, ap­pointed by the unwilling, to do the unneces­sary.

 

Another nice thing about being quiet and dumb is that you won't be picked to head a committee.

 

A committee of three gets things done if two don't show up.

 

Committee work is like a soft chair ‑ easy to get into but hard to get out of.

 

Committees have become so important that a subcommittee has to be appointed to do the work.

 

Common Sense

 

It's hard to say exactly what a Congressional Committee does ‑ but if your wife did it, you'd call it nagging.

 

Our Congress is continually appointing "fact‑finding" committees when what they really need are some "fact‑facing" commit­tees.

 

If a bomb wiped out the entire population except two politicians, they'd form a commit­tee.

 

Politicians wonder how the Lord can run the world without appointing committees.

 

It is generally agreed that progress is what most inactive committees report.

 

The best way to slow progress is to form a committee to do something about it.

 

One reason why the Ten Commandments are so short and to the point is the fact they did not come out of a committee.

 

Of all the one hundred thousand useless words in the English language, you hear al­most all of them at some committee meet­ings.

 

Our greatest need is an investigating com­mittee to investigate investigating commit­tees.

 

Common Sense

 

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing

things as they ought to be done.

Calvin E. Stowe

 

Common sense is not so common.

French proverb

 

Automobiles wouldn't be so dangerous if the horsepower of the engine was proportioned to the horse‑sense of the driver.

 

The biggest shortage of all is the shortage of common sense.

 

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.

 

It seems that common sense isn't as common as it used to be.

 

An unusual amount of common sense is sometimes called wisdom.

 

Most people have good common sense, but they use it only in an emergency.

 

It is a thousand times better to have common sense without an education than to have an education without common sense.

 

Common sense is something you want the other fellow to show by accepting your ideas and conclusions.

 

Emotion makes the world go round, but com­mon sense keeps it from going too fast.

 

Common sense could prevent a great many divorces; but, on the other hand, it could also prevent a great many marriages.

 

Common sense is the sixth sense, given to us by the Creator to keep the other five from making fools of themselves ‑ and us.

 

It's unfortunate that common sense isn't more common.

 

There is more need today for common sense than at any time since man stopped having a lot of it.

 

Common sense is genius dressed in its work­ing clothes.

 

A little common sense would prevent most divorces ‑ and marriages too.

 

It is extremely embarrassing to come to your senses and find out you haven't any.

 

Horse sense is what keeps horses from bet­ting on what people will do.

 

Horse sense means stable thinking.

 

There is just as much horse sense as ever, but the horses have it.

 

Horse sense deserts when you begin to feel your oats.

 

There should be just half as much horse sense behind the wheel as there is horsepower un­der the hood.

 

Horse sense is just the ability to say "neigh."

 

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense.

 

The value of horse sense is shown by the fact that the horse was afraid of the automobile at the time the pedestrian laughed at it.

 

Horse sense is what keeps a woman from be­ing a nag.

 

A wise man once said that intuition is some­thing that women have in place of common sense.

 

Love quickens all the senses ‑ except com­mon sense.

 

Combine common sense and the Golden Rule and you will have very little bad luck.

 

Philosophy is nothing but common sense in a dress suit.

A suggested prayer: "Oh God, give the world a lot more common sense, beginning with me."

 

Psychiatry is just common sense clothed in a language no one can understand.

 

Modern man has the genius to make rain, but often lacks enough common sense to come in out of it.

 

Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense.

 

Society is always taken by surprise by any new example of common sense.

 

The kind of wealth most of us need isn't dol­lars as much as sense.

 

It is generally agreed that some people are wise and some otherwise.

 

Wisdom is nothing more than common sense refined by learning and experience.

 

The door to wisdom swings on hinges of com­mon sense and uncommon thoughts.

 

One of the advantages of being young is that you don't let common sense get in the way of doing things everybody else knows are impos­sible.

 

Communism

 

America is a country where Groucho Marx has more followers than Karl Marx.

 

Communism is freedom ‑ Russian style!

 

In America it's "Believe it or not," but in communist countries it's "Believe it or else."

 

Communism is socialism with a gun to make you take it.

 

All that communism in Russia lacks for suc­cess is something for the people to eat, some­thing to wear, and something constructive

for the people to do.

 

Communism will be defeated in America and in all countries where Christians are more interested in being mobilized than in being

tranquilized.

 

Communism is the product of the apathy of many and the audacity of the few.

 

The difference between communism and de­mocracy is ‑ plenty!

 

Communism will be defeated in America and in all countries where Christians are more interested in being mobilized than in

being tranquilized.

 

If communism were as successful as they claim, they'd put up a plate glass window in­stead of an iron curtain.

 

Russia reports that life under the communis­tic system is longer than under capitalism. On the other hand it may just seem longer.

 

The Russians have one big advantage over us. They don't have to spend half their time and money fighting communism.

 

A Communist is a person who has given up all hope of becoming a capitalist.

 

Communists seem to be laboring under the impression that everybody wants to die poor.

 

The Communists want to have their cake and eat ours too.

 

One reason why the Russian Communists are increasingly adopting free‑market practices in their economy is that they'd rather be

fed than "red."

 

The strongest objection Communists have against capital is that they don't have any.

 

A Communist is a Socialist in a hurry.

 

The average Communist is a fellow who is willing to divide his thirst and hunger with your beer and sandwich.

 

Communists may not know how to make "Reds" out of us, but they sure know how to put us in the red.

A Communist in the United States is a person who says everything is perfect in Russia but stays in this country because he likes to rough it.

 

If the Communists had as much to eat as they have to swallow they'd be a lot better off.

 

How often do you hear of a protest march in a Communist country?

 

A Communist is one who borrows your pot to cook your goose in.

 

Communist countries are where the people name a street for you one day and chase you down it the next.

 

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people

in the West, it is still a living lion.

Alexander Solzhenitsyn

 

The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish

all private property.

Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels

 

Communism has nothing to do with love. Communism is an excellent

hammer which we use to destroy our enemy.

Mao Tse-tung

 

Companion

 

Birds of a feather flock together.

 

He is known by his companions.

Latin proverb

 

He that lies down with dogs will rise up with fleas.

Latin proverb

 

When a dove begins to associate with crows, its feathers remain

white but its heart grows black.

German proverb

 

If you always live with those who are lame, you will yourself learn

to limp.

Latin proverb

 

Tell me thy company and I will tell thee what thou art.

Miguel de Cervantes

 

He that walketh with wise men shall be wise.

Proverbs 13:20

 

Compassion

 

Christianity demands a level of caring that transcends human

inclinations.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

Compassion means justice.

Meister Eckhart (C. 1260-C. 1327)

 

God's care will carry you so you can carry others.

Robert Harold Schuller (1926- )

 

Hearin' is one thing and listenin' is another.

William Frend Demorgan (1839-1917)

 

If I had known what trouble you were bearing;

What griefs were in the silence of your face;

I would have been more gentle and more caring,

And tried to give you gladness for a space.

Mary Carolyn Davies

 

Let us not underestimate how hard it is to be compassionate.

Compassion is hard because it requires the inner disposition to go

with others to the place where they are weak, vulnerable, lonely, and

broken. But this is not our spontaneous response to suffering. What we

desire most is to do away with suffering by fleeing from it or finding

a quick cure for it.

Henri J. M. Nouwen

 

Man may dismiss compassion from his heart, but God will never.

William Cowper (1731-1800)

 

Man's sorrows often will not let me sleep.

Henriette Roland Holst (1869-1952)

 

Never interfere with God's providential dealings with other souls. Be

true to God yourself and watch.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Quaker to a burglar: "Friend, I would do thee no harm for the world,

but thou standest where I am about to shoot."

 

Regardless of how we define Christ's separation from the world, one

fact is clear: he did not separate himself from human beings and their

needs. Nor did he limit his concern to the spiritual part of man's

personality.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

Teach me to feel another's woe,

To hide the fault I see;

That mercy I to others show,

That mercy show to me.

Alexander Pope (1688-1744)

 

The dew of compassion is a tear.

Lord George Noel Gordon Byron (1788-1824)

 

Why stand we here trembling around calling on God for help, and not

ourselves, in whom God dwells, stretching a hand to save the falling

man?

William Blake (1757-1827)

 

Competition

 

If you can't win, make the fellow ahead of you break the record.

Anonymous

 

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our

skill. Our antagonist is our helper.

Edmund Burke

 

The competitor to be feared is one who never bothers about you at

all, but goes on making his own business better all the time.

Henry Ford, Sr.

 

Of all human powers operating on the affairs of mankind, none is

greater than that of competition.

Henry Clay

 

I'm surprised how many people think you can throw a hand grenade at

a competitor and expect he'll stand there and enjoy it.

Frank Lorenzo

 

Complaining

 

Depend upon it that if a man talks of his misfortunes there is

something in them that is not disagreeable to him.

Samuel Johnson

 

Complaint is the largest tribute Heaven receives.

Jonathan Swift

 

About the only thing people in every walk of life will agree about is that they are under­paid and overcharged.

 

An alarm clock is a device that makes men rise and whine.

 

A boy loves a dog because it's the only thing around the house that doesn't find fault with him.

 

It's better to complain occasionally and carry your own burdens than cheerfully push them off on someone else.

 

A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long‑standing.

 

A man complains about the food when he eats at home and about the price when he eats out.

 

Attention wives: If your husband complains about the tie you gave him last Christmas ‑give him a sock!

 

A gentleman complains that when long hair became stylish his started to fall out.

 

The people who talk most about the "good old days" are the first to complain when their TV set goes on the blink.

 

When someone complains about prices today, one thing is certain ‑ he's buying, not sell­ing.

 

A Nevada husband complains that there are two reasons why his wife won't wear last year's dresses ‑ she doesn't want to, and she can't.

 

The woman who complains about the man she married should realize that she could have caught a bigger fish if she had used bet­ter bait.

 

Many people complain about the fuel mileage they get on their riding lawn mower ‑ only a yard to the gallon.

 

Complaining is the thing to try when all else fails.

 

Don't complain because you have to get up early every morning. The time may come when you can't get up ‑ period!

 

The poor complain about the money they can't get, and the rich complain about the money they can't keep.

 

Some complain that the stepping stones to success bruise their feet.

 

Don't complain. Every time the lamb bleats he loses a mouthful of hay.

 

A factory worker in Akron complained, "If there's one more deduction from my take‑home pay, I won't have any home to take my

pay to."

 

Don't complain if your brother‑in‑law comes to visit you from Christmas to New Year's ‑he might stay with you from New Year's to Christmas.

 

Those who complain about the way the ball bounces are often the ones who dropped it.

 

Some people complain because God puts thorns on roses, while others praise God for putting roses among the thorns.

 

A lot of people go through life standing at the complaint counter.

 

Some of those old codgers who keep com­plaining that things are not what they used to be always forget to include themselves.

 

Don't pray for rain if you're going to com­plain about the mud.

 

Some people who had no shoes have been known to complain until they met someone who had no feet.

 

It is usually not so much the greatness of our troubles as the littleness of our spirit which causes us to complain.

 

A Missouri man complains that he was mar­ried fifteen years ago by a Justice of the Peace, and since that time he has had neither

justice nor peace.

 

People make enemies by complaining too much to their friends.

 

Don't complain. The wheel that squeaks the loudest often gets replaced.

 

A man in Colorado complains that the only thing lit up on his block after 11 P.M. is his neighbor.

 

The pain in your neck you complain about may be the result of looking back too much.

 

People love goldfish because they like to see something with a mouth open that's not com­plaining.

 

An Arizona man complained, "My wife al­ways has the last word ‑ and all the words before it."

 

A Kansas wife complained that her husband is extremely forgetful. "He keeps forgetting things ‑ like being married."

 

A customer in a cafeteria complained that everything there was terrible, including the self‑service.

 

Computers will never replace human beings entirely. Someone has to complain about the errors.

 

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and com­plain ‑ and most fools do.

 

A critic is one who finds fault without a search warrant.

 

Ours is a democracy where the rich and the poor are alike ‑ both complain about taxes.

 

One of the easiest things to find is fault.

 

The person who is always finding fault sel­dom finds anything else.

 

If faultfinding were electrified, some people would be a powerhouse.

 

Before finding fault with another person, stop and count ten ‑ of your own.

 

Faultfinding is as dangerous as it is easy.

 

The way some people find fault you'd think there was a reward.

 

An expert faultfinder has no reason to be proud of his accomplishment.

 

Faultfinding without suggestions for im­provement is a waste of time.

 

Two things are bad for the heart ‑ running upstairs and running down people.

 

Faultfinding is one talent that ought to be buried, and the grave forgotten.

 

Don't find fault with what you don't under­stand.

 

When it comes to spotting the faults of oth­ers, everybody seems to have 20‑20 vision.

 

We do not get rid of our faults by calling attention to the faults of others.

 

It's a pity that some folks never learn that uncovering the other fellow's faults will never cover up their own.

 

Some people find fault as if it were a buried treasure.

 

If you have occasion to criticize a mule, do it to his face.

 

Compliments

 

Don't forget 'that appreciation is always appreciated.

 

A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"

 

It's easy to keep from being a bore. Just praise the person 'to whom you're talking.

 

The best way to compliment your wife is frequently.

 

A compliment a day, keeps divorce far, far away.

 

Some pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

 

It's ironic but the toughest thing to take gracefully is a compliment.

 

Be sincere with your compliments. Most people can tell the difference between sugar and saccharine.

 

A compliment is the soft soap that wipes out a dirty look.

 

Compliments are like perfume: to be inhaled, not=swallowed.

 

A hammer sometimes misses its mark ‑ a bouquet, never.

 

It is all right to be always looking for compliments ‑ to give to somebody else.

 

A compliment is something you say to another which both of you know isn't true.

 

No person is so poor that he cannot give a compliment.

 

There's a difference between paying compliments and paying for them.

 

Nobody has ever been bored by someone‑paying them a compliment.

 

Compliments cost nothing, yet many pay dear for them.

 

A compliment is a gift, not to be thrown away carelessly unless you

want to hurt the giver.

Eleanor Hamilton

 

You must not pay a person a compliment, and then straightway follow

it with a criticism.

Mark Twain

 

A compliment is a forensic anesthetic. Many people will

complacently undergo a fatal interrogation if they be well flattered

all the while; and more men are likely to be caught by a compliment to

their ability than be a tribute to their virtue.

Justice Darling

 

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

Mark Twain

 

Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman

like her, and all roads will open to you.

Jules Renard

 

Nothing is so silly as the expression of a man who is being

complimented.

Andr, Gide

 

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

Kin Hubbard

 

 

They ran him for Congress. It was the best way to get him out of

town.

 

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

 

Congress is where a man gets up to speak, says nothing, nobody

listens--and then everybody disagrees.

 

Compromise

 

The collapse of character often begins on compromise corner.

 

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest. t piece. ,

 

Why should some people be willing to compromise when they're the ones' who are always right?

 

A compromise is a deal in which two people get what neither of them wanted.

 

Compromise is always wrong when it means sacrificing a principle.

 

Many things are worse than defeat, and compromise with evil is one of them.

 

Peace won by the compromise of principles is a short‑lived achievement.

 

Computers

 

The hardest job in the world is telling the boss the computer proved him wrong.

 

Will our brains start shrinking now that machines do our thinking?

 

The computer is a great invention. There are as many mistakes as ever, but now they're nobody's fault.

The electric computer saves a man a lot of guesswork ‑ but so does a bikini.

 

There is now a female computer on the market. You don't ask it anything, but it tells you

anyway.

 

There's nothing wrong with a computer that a little competency on the part of the operator couldn't cure.

 

Computers will never replace human beings entirely. Someone has to complain about the errors.

 

Conceit

 

A vain man can never be utterly ruthless; he wants to win applause and

therefore he accommodates himself to others.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)

 

Conceit is a weird disease-it makes everybody sick except the guy who

has it. Or like the mother whale told her baby, "When you get to the

surface and start to blow, that's when you get harpooned!"

James C. Dobson (1936- )

 

Don't think yourself so big that other people look small.

Confucius (C. 551-479 B.C.)

 

Seest thou a man wise in his own conceit? There is more hope of a

fool than of him.

Proverbs 26:12

 

Conceit is God's gift to little men.

 

He that falls in love with himself, will have no rivals.

 

No one likes a skunk because it puts on such awful airs.

 

Self-admiration is so demanding that little is left over for others.

 

To admire ourselves, as we are is to have no wish to change. And with

those who don't want to change, the soul is dead.

William Barclay (1907-1978)

 

When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package.

John Ruskin (1819-1900)

 

Some computers are almost human. When they make a mistake they put the blame on another computer.

 

With computers doing our thinking, all we need now is a worrying machine.

 

A cheap but top‑rate computer is the one be­tween your ears.

 

Computers will never replace man entirely until they learn to laugh at the boss's jokes.

 

To err is human. But to really louse it up, it takes a computer.

 

Some big executives have computers to do all their thinking for them. Some just have wives.

 

A girl said to her boyfriend, "Remember, I'm a computer date, and I don't want to be bent, folded, or spindled."

 

Modern science is simply wonderful. It would take fifty people twenty years to make the same mistake a computer can make in only two seconds.

 

Have you heard about those computer ar­ranged weddings? The couple promises not to fold, spindle, or mutilate?

 

Many people doubt their ability, but few have any misgivings about their importance.

 

A certain Hollywood actor would really be­come a big star if the public liked him as much as he does.

 

You can pick out actors by the glazed look that comes to their eyes when the conversa­tion wanders away from themselves.

 

A Hollywood actor denies he is egotistical. He says he just deeply admires people with great talent.

 

Some actors think they are elevating the stage when they're merely depressing the au­dience.

 

A young actress in a southern state insists she's not conceited, "although you under­stand I have every right to be."

 

We all like the person who comes right out and admires us.

 

Admiration is our polite recognition of an­other person's resemblance to ourselves.

 

The self‑made man always seems to admire his maker.

 

Adversity is the only diet that will reduce a fat head.

 

A man is usually as young as he feels but seldom as important.

 

The American people are divided into two great classes: those who think they are as good as anybody, and those who think they are better.

 

The fellow who gets on a high horse is riding for a fall.

 

Give authority to some people and they grow; give it to others and they swell.

 

A bachelor usually wants one single thing in life ‑ himself!

 

All bachelors expect to get married just as soon as they can find a girl who loves them as much as they love themselves.

 

A bachelor never gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

 

A big shot is frequently an individual of small caliber and immense bore.

 

There isn't anything as effective for subduing a big shot as confronting him with somebody he used to go to school with.

 

The fellow who blows his horn the loudest is usually in the biggest fog.

 

There is something pathetic about a man who turns on his charm when he has none.

 

Some church members are like a tire with a slow leak ‑ it takes a lot of pumping to keep them inflated.

 

Why should some people be willing to com­promise when they're the ones who are al­ways right?

 

A sure cure for conceit is a visit to the ceme­tery, where eggheads and boneheads get equal billing.

 

One good thing about conceited people ‑they don't go around talking about other peo­ple.

 

When the other fellow talks that way it's con­ceit. When we do it's merely self‑appraisal.

 

An eye specialist in Chicago is a trifle con­ceited. Instead of an eye chart, he makes you read his diploma.

 

Conceit is generally thought of as God's gift to little people.

 

You can always get someone to love you ‑even if you have to do it yourself.

 

A conceited person never gets anywhere be­cause he thinks he is already there.

 

The person who sings his own praises is likely to be a soloist.

 

A bigshot may also be a big bore.

 

Nature abhors a vacuum. When a head lacks brains, nature fills it with conceit.

 

Just because you are puffed up with conceit doesn't mean you are a swell guy.

 

The strength that comes from confidence can be quickly lost in conceit.

 

The head never begins to swell until the mind stops growing.

 

The person who is all wrapped up in himself is overdressed.

 

One thing that's hard to keep under your hat is a big head.

 

Have you ever noticed that the most con­ceited person is one whose opinions differ from your own?

 

A conceited person knows a good thing when he sees himself in the mirror.

 

Heads that are filled with knowledge and wisdom have little space left for conceit.

 

Talk to a man about himself, and he will lis­ten for hours.

 

The line between self‑confidence and conceit is very narrow.

 

Conceit is the only disease known to man that makes everybody sick except the person who has it.

 

The world's most conceited man was the fel­low who celebrated his birthday by sending his mother a telegram of congratulations.

 

Conceit may puff a man up, but it never props him up.

 

A certain young fellow in Texas was so con­ceited he joined the Navy so the world could see him.

 

The only time you should blow your horn is when you're in the band.

To be unusually pleased with yourself is the surest way of offending everybody else.

 

Take the conceit out of a man and he will be like an umbrella with the ribs gone.

 

Conceit is nature's compensation for inferior­ity.

 

Occasionally you meet a fellow who thinks he is all seven wonders of the world.

 

Conceit is what makes a little squirt think he's a fountain of knowledge.

 

The best remedy for conceit is to sit down and make a list of all the things you don't know.

 

If you will hide your conceit as much as possi­ble, people will give you credit for knowing more than you do.

 

Conceit is a form of "I" strain that doctors can't cure.

 

Psychiatrists tell us that conceit is a disease. It's a mighty strange ailment; the victim usu­ally feels all right, but it makes his

associates sick.

 

If you think you are important, just remem­ber that a lot of famous men of a century ago have weeds growing over their graves today.

 

Conceit in a man is a sure sign that he still hopes to become successful someday.

 

Many people spend a lot of time just letting off esteem.

 

Belief in yourself is a fine thing, but see to it that you are not too easily convinced.

 

Many a man labors under the delusion that standing on one's dignity will enable him to see over the heads of the crowd.

 

Many divorces are caused by the marriage of two people who are in love with themselves.

 

Education will broaden a narrow mind, but there is no known cure for a big head.

 

Some people are in sore need of surgery; they need about half of their ego removed.

 

Many a little squirt thinks he's a fountain of wisdom.

 

Pat others on the back, not yourself.

 

An expert knows all the answers ‑ if you ask the right questions.

 

It's difficult, if not impossible, to have faith in God if a man has too much faith in himself.

 

The man who believes in nothing but himself lives in a very small world.

 

When a person starts to rest on his laurels, he discovers they are poison ivy.

 

A gentleman in South Carolina said, "Most people won't admit their faults. I'd admit mine if I had any."

 

The man who thinks he has no faults has at least one.

 

The greatest fault is to be conscious of none.

 

Flattery is hearing from others the things you have already thought about yourself.

 

Flattery will get you nowhere. This is especially true when you give it to yourself.

 

Most of us like a person who comes right out and says what he thinks ‑‑ especially when he thinks like we do.

 

A prominent gentleman in Dayton, Ohio, denies that he is conceited, but says he's absolutely convinced that if he had never been born people would want to know why.

 

Some men achieve greatness, others are born great, and a few have greatness thrust upon them. The rest of us just think we're great.

 

People whose main concern is their own happiness seldom find it.

 

No big ideas over come from swelled heads.

 

The head never begins to swell until the mind stops growing.

 

It's unfortunate that swelled heads aren't painful.

 

There's more hope for a confessed sinner than a conceited saint.

 

Ideas are like children. No matter how much you like other people's, you can't help thinking your own are best.

 

A slap on the back often pushes out the chest.

 

When an idler sees a job completed, he's sure he could have done it better.

 

Looking in the mirror isn't exactly the best way to convince yourself that things are improving.

 

There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than‑we have.

 

The person who knows everything has a lot to learn.

 

The fellow who is too deeply in love with himself ought to get a divorce.

 

He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.

 

It probably would be all right if we'd love our neighbors as we love ourselves ‑ but could they stand that much affection?

 

You can always get someone to love you even if you have to do it yourself.

 

Some men grow; others just swell.

 

A certain man in Texas has such a big mouth he can sing a duet by himself.

 

You don't have to be much of a musician to toot your own horn, . Nature never intended for us to pat ourselves on the

back. If she had, our hinges would be different.

 

The man who has a good opinion of himself is usually a poor judge.

 

It's not difficult to pick out the best people. They'll help you do it.

 

If biologists are right in their assertion that there is not a perfect man on earth today, a lot of personal opinions will have to be altered.

 

Some people grow under responsibility, while others only swell.

 

One of the most difficult secrets for a man to keep is his opinion of himself.

 

A person interrupts and endangers his climb up the ladder of success when he stops to pat himself on the back.

 

A person who thinks too much of himself isn't thinking enough.

 

Concentration

 

Concentration is my motto--first honesty, then industry, then

concentration.

Andrew Carnegie

 

Conclusions

 

A person can save himself from many hard falls by refraining from jumping to conclusions.

 

The fellow who is always jumping to conclusions isn't always sure of a happy landing.

 

Jumping to conclusions is about the only exercise some people get.

 

The chief hazard of jumping to conclusions is the high percentage of misses.

 

Jumping to conclusions is a dangerous form of mental acrobatics.

 

Digging for facts is better mental exercise than jumping to conclusions.

 

Why don't we jump at opportunities as quickly as we jump to conclusions?

 

Conduct

 

A good example is the tallest kind of preaching.

African Chief

 

All I do ought to be founded on a perfect oneness with [God], not a

self-willed determination to be godly.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

All people smile in the same language.

 

Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose.

George Meredith (1828-1909)

 

Be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath.

James 1:19

 

Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you.

Their tastes may not be the same.

George Bernard Shaw

 

Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one;

enemy to none.

Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

 

Be such a man, and live such a life, that if every man were such as

you, and every life such as yours, this earth would be God's paradise.

Phillips Brooks (1835-1893)

 

Behave toward everyone as if receiving a great guest.

Confucius (C. 551-479 B.C.)

 

Behavior is the mirror in which everyone shows his image.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)

 

Conduct is an unspoken sermon.

Henri Frederic Amiel (1821-1881)

 

Determine a plan of action in the morning, and then evaluate yourself

at night. How have you behaved today? What were your words, your

deeds, your thoughts?

Thomas A Kempis (C. 1380-1471)

 

Do every act in thy life as if it were the last.

Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (121-180)

 

Don't be too sweet, lest you be eaten up; don't be too bitter, lest

you be spewed out.

Jewish Proverb

 

Environmental influences, in themselves, will not account for the

behavior we observe in our fellowman. There is something else . . .

something from within. . . that also operates to make us who we are.

James C. Dobson (1936- )

 

Four things a man must learn to do

If he would make his record true:

To think without confusion clearly

To love his fellowmen sincerely

To act from honest motives purely

To trust in God and heaven securely.

Henry Van Dyke (1852-1933)

 

I cannot hear what you say for the thunder of what you are.

African Proverb

 

I have always tried to be good-it's very demanding!

Benny Andersen

 

If things go on as they have, imagine the horrifying things the

children of the next generation will have to do to shock their

parents.

 

If we judge our conduct by Christ and his desire to please the Father,

we will solve many decisions regarding behavior.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

If you love the good that you see in another, make it your own.

Pope Gregory the Great (540-604)

 

It would scarcely be necessary to expound doctrine if our lives were

radiant enough. If we behaved like true Christians, there would be no

pagans.

Pope John XXIII (1881-1963)

 

Jesus taught, first, that a man's business is to do the will of God;

second, that God takes upon himself the care of that man; third,

therefore, that a man must never be afraid of anything; and so,

fourth, be left free to love God with all his heart, and his neighbor

as himself.

George Macdonald (1824-1905)

 

Make no distinction in your conduct between small things and great.

William Taylor (1821-1902)

 

Our Lord lived his life . . . to give us the normal standard for our

lives.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Resolved, to live with all my might while I do live. Resolved, never

to lose one moment of time, to improve it in the most profitable way I

can. Resolved, never to do anything which I should despise or think

meanly in another. Resolved, never to do anything out of revenge.

Resolved, never to do anything which I should be afraid to do if it

were the last hour of my life.

Jonathan Edwards (1703-1758)

 

The best thing to give your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent,

tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to

a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud

of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.

Arthur James Balfour (1848-1930)

 

The chastising lesson . . . first, not to make private assumptions

from public conduct, and second, if we have to judge, let our

judgments be provisional, not ultimate. We do not really know why

people do what they do, even when we are close to them-and sometimes

especially because we are close to them.

Sydney J. Harris (1917-1986)

 

The least movement affects all nature; the entire sea changes because

of a rock. Thus, in grace, the least action affects everything by its

consequences; therefore everything is important. In each action we

must look beyond the action at our past, present, and future state,

and at others whom it affects, and see the relations of all those

things. And then we shall be very cautious.

Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)

 

The mark of a man is how he treats a person who can be of no possible

use to him.

 

The modern attitude is, "Father, forgive us for we know not what we

are doing-and please don't tell us!"

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

The world takes its notions of God from the people who say that they

belong to God's family. They read us a great deal more than they read

the Bible. They see us; they only hear about Jesus Christ.

Alexander Maclaren (1826-1910)

 

Walk softly, speak tenderly, pray fervently. Do not run up stairs, do

not run down God's people.

T. J. Bach

 

What if God arranged things so that we would experience a mild jolt of

pain with every sin, or a tickle of pleasure with every act of virtue?

Sort of a divine behavior modification, if you will. Would you obey

because you loved God? I don't think so. I think you'd obey simply

because you desired pleasure and not pain.

Joni Eareckson Tada

 

Whatever a man does he must do first in his mind.

Albert Szent-Györgyi von Nagyrapolt (1893- )

 

When we are tempted to begin a statement with "If people would only. . . ," it is good to keep in mind that "people" is an abstraction standing for "I and thou," and that at least half the responsibility

for human conduct rests upon the "I."

Sydney J. Harris (1917-1986)

 

You cannot add to the peace and good will of the world if you fail to

create an atmosphere of harmony and love right where you live and

work.

Thomas Dreier (1884- )

 

God considers not the action, but the spirit of the action.

Peter Abelard (1079-1142)

 

God does not care

What good you did

But why you did it.

He does not grade the fruit

But probes the core and tests the root.

Angelus Silesius (1624-1677)

 

God strikes at the core of our motivations. He is not interested in

merely applying a new coat of paint, imposing a new set of rules. He

wants to rebuild our minds and give us new values.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

God values not your deeds, but how they are performed; He does not

view the fruit, only the root and core.

Angelus Silesius (1624-1677)

 

It is not what a man does that determines whether his work is sacred

or secular, it is why he does it.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

Man sees your actions, but God your motives.

Thomas Ŕ Kempis (C. 1380-1471)

 

Many a solo is sung to show off; many a sermon is preached as an

exhibition of talent; many a church is founded as a slap to some other

church. Even missionary activity may become competitive, and

soul-winning may degenerate into a sort of brush-salesman project to

satisfy the flesh.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

Not all people can be driven by the same stick.

Arabian Proverb

 

Nothing is impossible; there are ways that lead to everything, and if

we had sufficient will, we should always have sufficient means. It is

often merely for an excuse that we say things are impossible.

François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680)

 

When the will is ready, the feet are light.

George Herbert (1593-1633)

 

Where the heart is willing it will find a thousand ways, but where it

is unwilling it will find a thousand excuses.

 

Conferences

 

A conference is a meeting to decide when and where the next meeting will be held.

 

When all is said and nothing done, it's time for the conference to adjourn.

 

A conference room is a place where every­body talks, nobody listens, and everybody dis­agrees afterward.

 

A conference is nothing more than an orga­nized way of postponing a decision.

 

A conference is a meeting at which people talk about things they should be doing.

 

Generally speaking, a conference is a gather­ing of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.

 

A conference is a big business term for swap­ping stories in somebody's office.

 

A conference is just a high‑falutin' name for the executives' coffee break.

 

Definition of a conference: "The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present."

 

When a conference of diplomats announce they have "agreed in principle," it means nothing has been done.

 

Confession

 

A fault confessed is a new virtue added to a man.

James S. Knowles (1784-1862)

 

A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which

is but saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was

yesterday.

Alexander Pope (1688-1744)

 

A man who confesses his sins in the presence of a brother knows that

he is no longer alone with himself; he experiences the presence of God

in the reality of the other person. As long as I am by myself in the

confession of my sins everything remains in the dark, but in the

presence of a brother the sin has to be brought into the light.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer (1906-1945)

 

Nothing spoils a confession like repentance.

Anatole France

 

The confession of evil works is the first beginning of good works.

St. Augustine

Confession is necessary for fellowship. Sin builds a barrier between

us and God.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

Confession is to bring to light the unknown, the unconscious darkness,

and the underdeveloped creativity of our deeper layers.

Fritz Kunkel

 

Confession, which means to agree with God regarding our sin, restores

our fellowship. It is a form of discipline which God requires.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

Explaining is half confessing.

Marquis of Halifax (1633-1695)

 

For a good confession three things are necessary: an examination of

conscience, sorrow, and a determination to avoid sin.

Alphonsus Luguori

 

For him who confesses, shams are over and realities have begun.

William James (1842-1910)

 

Forgiveness is always free. But that doesn't mean that confession is

always easy. Sometimes it is hard. Incredibly hard. It is painful

(sometimes literally) to admit our sins and entrust ourselves to God's

care.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

In confession . . . we open our lives to healing, reconciling,

restoring, uplifting grace of him who loves us in spite of what we are.

Louis Cassels (1922-1974)

 

It is not wrong actions which require courage to confess, so much as

those which are ridiculous and foolish.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau (1712-1778)

 

Two grave dangers threaten all confession: too little and too much.

Beware lest your concern for propriety and pride keep you from

confessing those sins the public deserves to hear about. Likewise,

beware that your earnestness in making all things right before God

does not play into the hands of the great deceiver who would love to

turn your confession of sin into an inducement for another to sin.

Richard Owen Roberts (1931- )

 

Confess your sins to the Lord, and you will be forgiven; confess them to men, and you will be laughed at.

 

Confessing your sins is no substitute for for­saking them.

 

An honest confession is not always good for the soul, but, in most cases, it's cheaper than hiring a high‑powered lawyer.

 

An open confession is good for the soul, but bad for the reputation.

 

Confession is not only good for the soul; in Washington it can be turned into a bestseller.

 

To err is understandable; to admit it is un­likely.

 

There's more hope for a confessed sinner than a conceited saint.

 

Few things in life are more difficult for some of us than admitting a mistake.

 

An innovative priest in San Francisco has a fast confession line for those with three sins or less.

 

Confess your sins, not your neighbor's.

 

Unless sin is confessed it will fester.

 

Confidence

 

Doubt whom you will, but never yourself.

Christian Nestell Bovee

 

Men cannot be forced into trust.

 

If once you forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizen, you can

never regain their respect and esteem.

Abraham Lincoln

 

You must first be a believer if you would be an achiever.

 

The strength that comes from confidence can be quickly lost in conceit.

 

The line between self‑confidence and conceit is very narrow.

 

Misplaced confidence is seldom found again.

 

Always trust a fat man. He'll never stoop to anything low.

 

Confidence is the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

 

Belief in yourself is a fine thing, but see to it that you are not too easily convinced.

 

There are two reasons why we don't trust people: one, because we don't know them; and the other, because we do.

 

We had complete confidence in reaching the moon. Now if we could only feel the same way about getting to the other side of the street.

 

Confidence is that quiet, absolutely assured feeling you have just before you fall flat on your face.

 

Faith gives us the courage to face the present with confidence, and the future with expec­tancy.

 

Belief in God will help you most if you also believe in yourself.

 

A good leader inspires men to have confi­dence in him; a great leader inspires them to have confidence in themselves.

 

Confusion

 

It seems that all a college education does is help folks become confused on a higher plane.

 

It has been said that a college education is nothing but a four‑year plan of confusing young minds methodically.

 

Definition of a conference: "The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present."

 

A wise man is never confused by what he can't understand, but a fool is sure to be.

 

In the hectic confusion of modern society it would be nice to experience a few dull moments occasionally.

 

Why did they have to admit to the Union the State of Confusion?

 

The only thing that isn't hard to get these days is confusion.

 

No one is more confusing than the fellow who gives good advice while setting a bad example.

 

"All the world is a stage," and everybody is in a wild scramble trying to get on it.

 

When lost it is better to stand still than to run in the wrong direction. This applies to governments as well as individuals.

 

Some folks think they are busy when they are only confused.

 

With the world in such a confused state, no wonder babies cry when they come into it.

 

Even if this is the dawn of a bright new world, most of us are still in the dark.

 

If this world becomes any more confused than it is now, don't be surprised to see monkeys tossing peanuts to people.

 

It's a confused world. We're running out of electricity ‑ and nobody even knows what it is.

 

Nothing confuses a man more than to drive behind a woman who does everything right.

 

A man never gets so confused in his thinking that he can't see the other fellow's duty.

 

It is a mistake to trust a man with an honest face. After all, that may be the only honest part of him.

 

An expert can take something you already know and make it sound confusing.

 

An expert is always able to create confusion out of simplicity.

 

After all, life is really simple; we ourselves create the circumstances that complicate it.

 

Many people look ahead, some look back, but most look confused.

 

World problems are so confusing that even computers are asking questions.

 

In our generation the popular religion is CONFUSIONISM.

 

Statisticians collect facts, then draw their own confusions.

 

Congress

 

Isn't it remarkable how our pioneering ancestors built up a great nation without asking Congress for help?

 

If Congress can pay farmers not to raise crops, why can't we pay Congress not to raise taxes?

 

Besides adjourning, what other good thing has Congress done this year?

 

Members of Congress meet more often than they get together.

 

Congress fighting inflation is like the Mafia fighting crime.

 

The trouble with Congress today is that the members don't want to get involved.

 

It appears that Congress has found it's a lot easier to trim the taxpayers than expenses.

 

Now that Congress has made it possible for Americans to buy gold, somebody should suggest they make it possible for us to buy groceries.

 

If Congress really wants to help the auto industry sell more cars, it should start building more parking lots.

 

Congress does some strange things ‑ it puts a high tax on liquor, and raises the other taxes that drive people to drink.

 

Wouldn't it be nice if Congress would divert some of that foreign aid to the Postal Service!

 

Congress has figured out the right system. When the members encounter a problem they can't solve, they subsidize it.

 

What this country needs is more men in Congress with throat trouble.

 

Congress would accomplish more with fewer "blocs" and more tackle.

 

The trouble with Congress is that it can't remain calm and cool when collected.

 

Congress is like a country fair. Nothing gets as much attention as the bull.

 

There wouldn't be very much objection to increasing the size of Congress if there were any chance of improving its quality.

 

It's hard to say exactly what a Congressional Committee does ‑ but if your wife did it, you'd call it nagging.

 

Congress is proof that women don't do all the talking.

 

Our Congress is continually appointing "fact‑finding" committees when what they really need are some "fact‑facing" committees.

 

Congress must not improve our lot in life any further. We simply can't afford it.

 

There are two periods when Congress does no business: one is before the holidays; and the other, after.

 

The biggest job Congress has is how to get money from the taxpayers without disturbing the voters.

 

Congress will not know what a real filibuster is until women members are in the majority.

 

The attitude of Congress toward hidden taxes is not to do away with them, but to hide them better.

 

The latest report is that the manufacturers of aspirin want to sponsor televised sessions of Congress on one of the major networks.

 

Congress is a legislative body whose members make the laws and whose chaplain prays for the country.

 

Sitting in Congress is the privilege of the few; sitting on Congress, the prerogative of the many.

 

Congress seems to favor a stable government, judging from the amount of stalling it does.

 

It seems that overtime Congress sets out to trim the budget, the knife slips and trims the taxpayers instead.

 

Congress is confronted with the unsolved problem of how to get the people to pay taxes they can't afford for services

they don't need.

 

It's getting harder and harder to railroad legislation through Congress now that it has installed the "bloc system."

 

Some members of Congress would best promote the country's peace by holding their own.

 

Congress is unpredictable. You never know what urgent problem they're not going to do anything about.

 

One wonders what the crime statistics would be if they included all the holdups in Congress.

 

Modern political theory seems to hold that the best way to keep the economy in the pink is to run the government in the red.

 

Would you enjoy reading one of America's foremost humor publications? If so, subscribe to the Congressional Record.

 

Just when you think you've found a hedge against inflation, Congress decided to trim.

 

The man who says there are no new jokes probably hasn't read the latest batch of bills before Congress.

 

Natural law is a fundamental force that Congress constantly tries to amend.

 

Economists tell us that we may have to devalue the dollar. What do they think Congress has been doing for the past twenty‑five or thirty years?

 

Occasionally an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

 

The chaplains who pray for the United States Senate and the House of Representatives might speak a word now and then on behalf of the taxpayers.

 

A congressional speech is one printed by the government without profit and read the same way.

 

When Congress tries to decide between two new taxes, it's like a woman deciding between two dresses ‑ she usually

decides to take both.

 

If Congress would repeal the nuisance tax, we wouldn't have any taxes to pay.

 

The United States is a land with a President for a head, a Supreme Court for a backbone, and Congress for lungs.

 

One thing about death ‑ it doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

 

As we pay our taxes, most of us are not wor­ried about Congress letting us down ‑ but we often wonder if it will ever let us up.

In the near future Congress is expected to raise the legal limit on the taxpayer's pa­tience.

 

We often wonder what the Ten Command­ments would look like today if Moses had been compelled to submit them to a hostile legislature!

 

You can lead a man to Congress but you can't make him think.

 

Congressmen

 

According to recent reports, America pro­duces 92 percent of the world's natural gas ‑not counting the speeches of our senators and congressmen.

 

Watch the kid who's cutting classes at school ‑ he may be in training to be a congressman later in life.

 

The little boy who was sent to the store and could never remember what he went for fi­nally grew up to be a congressman.

 

Nowadays the truly forgotten man is a con­gressman who isn't investigating somebody.

 

A veteran congressman told a freshman col­league, "In Washington, if you're not con­fused, you haven't heard all the facts.

 

It might be more worthwhile if we stopped wringing our hands and started ringing our congressman.

 

A congressman gets a lot of money for a man who gets up to speak, says nothing, nobody listens, and then everybody disagrees.

 

The average congressman's idea of govern­ment waste is a dollar spent in another con­gressman's district.

 

What's wrong with this country is that you can't sue a congressman for breach of prom­ise.

 

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. You can send a man to Con­gress, but you can't make him think.

 

How much a congressman's political fence needs mending depends on how much he has straddled it.

 

Now that they've gotten the lead out of gaso­line, we ought to give them the names and addresses of a few of our congressmen.

 

A congressman made the following brilliant statement: "Lynching deprives a man of his constitutional rights. It also interferes with his plans for the future.

 

New congressmen go home frequently to find out what their constituents think about what they have done. The older and wiser ones re­main safely in Washington.

 

A congressman is always in favor of economy, but not when it involves his own district.

 

The average man has quit dreaming of hav­ing enough money to last him the rest of his life. He'd settle for enough to last him the rest of the month.

 

No drunken sailor ever spent money as fast as a sober congressman.

 

Our legislators would practice more economy if they weren't so out of practice.

 

The United States Constitution is a great doc­ument with one defect. It does not require intelligence tests for congressional candi­dates.

 

Too many Model‑T congressmen are drawing Cadillac salaries.

 

Nowadays many taxpayers are writing let­ters of protest to their congressmen ‑ and some are so hot they're steaming themselves open.

 

Conscience

 

A bad conscience embitters the sweetest comforts; a good one sweetens

the bitterest crosses.

 

A bad conscience is a snake in one's heart.

Jewish Proverb

 

A conscience void of offense before God and man is an inheritance for

eternity.

Daniel Webster (1782-1852)

 

A good conscience can sleep in the mouth of a cannon.

Thomas Watson (C. 1557-1592)

 

A good conscience is a continual feast.

Francis Bacon (1561-1626)

 

A good conscience is a soft pillow.

Proverb

 

A guilty conscience is a hell on earth and points to one beyond.

 

A man could not have anything upon his conscience if God did not

exist, for the relationship between the individual and God, the

God-relationship, is the conscience, and that is why it is so terrible

to have even the least thing upon one's conscience, because one is

immediately conscious of the infinite weight of God.

Sřren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

 

A person of honor would prefer to lose his honor rather than lose his

conscience.

Michel Eyquem de Montaigne (1533-1592)

 

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder.

 

A scar on the conscience is the same as a wound.

Publilius Syrus (First Century B.C.)

 

A sleeping pill will never take the place of a clear conscience.

Eddie Cantor (1892-1964)

 

An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth.

Mark Twain (1835-1910)

 

And I know of the future judgment

How dreadful so'er it be

That to sit alone with my conscience

Would be judgment enough for me.

Charles William Stubbs (1845-1912)

 

And I will place within them as a guide

My Umpire Conscience, whom if they will hear,

Light after light well us'd they shall attain,

And to the end persisting, safe arrive.

John Milton (1608-1674)

 

Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet.

 

Conscience is a sacred sanctuary where God alone may enter as judge.

Hugo Félicité Robert de Lamennais (1782-1854)

 

Conscience is a thousand witnesses.

Proverb

 

Conscience is a three-pointed thing in my heart that turns around when

I do something wrong, and the points hurt a lot. But if I keep doing

bad, the points eventually wear off, and then it doesn't hurt any

more.

 

Conscience is a walkie-talkie set by which God speaks to us.

James J. Metcalf

 

Conscience is God's presence in man.

Emanuel Swedenborg (1688-1772)

 

Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be

looking.

H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)

 

Conscience is the still small voice that makes you feel still smaller.

James A. Sanaker

 

Conscience is the true vicar of Christ in the soul; a prophet in its

information; a monarch in its preemptoriness; a priest in its

blessings or anathemas, according as we obey or disobey it.

Cardinal John Henry Newman (1801-1890)

 

Conscience is thoroughly well bred and soon leaves off talking to

those who do not wish to hear it.

Samuel Butler (1612-1680)

 

Conscience is, in most men, an anticipation of the opinion of others.

Sir Henry Taylor (1800-1886)

 

Conscience reigns, but it does not govern.

Paul Valery (1871-1945)

 

Conscience warns us as a friend before it punishes us as a judge.

King Leszczynski Stanislaw I (1677-1766)

 

Conscience: my accomplice.

Hyman Maxwell Berston

 

Cowardice asks, Is it safe? Expediency asks, Is it politic? Vanity

asks, Is it popular? Conscience asks, Is it right?

William Morley Punshon (1824-1881)

 

Even the voice of conscience undergoes mutation.

Stanislaw J. Lec (1909-1966)

 

Great tranquility has he who cares neither for praise nor criticism.

He will be content whose conscience is pure. You are not more holy if

you are praised; nor more worthless if you are criticized. What you

are, that you are; words cannot make you greater than what you are in

the sight of God.

Thomas Ŕ Kempis (C. 1380-1471)

 

He had a mania for washing and disinfecting himself. . . . For him the

only danger came from the microbes which attacked the body. He had not

studied the microbe of conscience which eats into the soul.

Anaďs Nin (1903-1977)

 

He that has light within his own clear breast

May sit i' the center and enjoy bright day;

But he that hides a dark soul and foul thoughts

Benighted walks under the midday sun.

John Milton (1608-1674)

 

His gain is loss;

For he that wrongs his friends

Wrongs himself more,

And ever has about him a silent court and jury

And himself, the prisoner at the bar

Ever condemned.

Alfred, Lord Tennyson (1809-1892)

 

I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at

the end, when I come to lay down the reins of power, I have lost every

other friend on earth, I shall at least have one friend left, and that

friend shall be down inside of me.

-Reply to Missouri Committee of Seventy

Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

 

If conscience smite thee once, it is an admonition; if twice, it is a

condemnation.

Nathaniel Hawthorne (1804-1864)

 

In vain we call old notions fudge,

And bend our conscience to our dealing;

The Ten Commandments will not budge,

And stealing will continue stealing.

James Russell Lowell (1819-1891)

 

It is not sufficient for a Christian to walk in the light of his

conscience; he must walk in a sterner light, in the light of the Lord.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Let dictatorship not serve as an alibi for our conscience. We have

failed to fight for right, for justice, for goodness; as a result we

must fight against wrong, against injustice, against evil.

Abraham J. Heschel (1907-1972)

 

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.

Budd Schulberg

 

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push

it in front of us in the direction we want to go.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

My conscience is captive to the word of God.

Martin Luther (1483-1546)

 

Now, Jessie, there is some beauty and some goodness in everything God

has made, and he who has a pure conscience is like one looking into a

clear stream; he sees it all; while him who has a bad conscience, all

things look as you say they did in the muddy stream-black and ugly.

Mary McIntosh (1803-1878)

 

O Conscience, into what abyss of fears

And horrors hast thou driv'n me;

Out of which I find no way,

From deep to deeper plung'd!

John Milton (1608-1674)

 

Oh! Conscience! Conscience! Man's most faithful friend,

Him canst thou comfort, ease, relieve, defend:

But if he will thy friendly checks forego,

Thou art, oh! woe for me, his deadliest foe!

George Crabbe (1754-1832)

 

Only the heart without a stain knows perfect ease.

German Proverb

 

Our consciences take no notice of pain inflicted on others until it

reaches a point where it gives pain to us.

Mark Twain (1835-1910)

 

The conscience is a built-in feature

That haunts the sinner, helps the preacher.

Some sins it makes us turn and run from,

But most it simply takes the fun from.

Richard Armour

 

The conscience is an imperfect mental faculty. There are times when it

condemns us for mistakes and human frailties that can't be avoided; at

other times it will remain silent in the face of indescribable

wickedness.

James C. Dobson (1936- )

 

The disease of an evil conscience is beyond the practice of all the

physicians of all countries in the world.

William Ewart Gladstone (1809-1898)

 

The importance of conscience is eternal, like love.

Pablo Casals (1876-1973)

 

The man who has a guilty secret in his life is a lonely man.

James Denney (1856-1917)

 

The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within.

Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

 

The whole conscience begins to unravel if a single stitch drops. One

single sin makes a hole you can put your head through.

Charles Buxton (1823-1871)

 

The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world

of nuclear giants and ethical infants.

Omar Nelson Bradley (1893-1981)

 

There is another man within me that is angry with me.

Sir Thomas Browne (1605-1682)

 

To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.

Charles William Stubbs (1845-1912)

 

Trust that man in nothing who has not a conscience in everything.

Laurence Sterne (1713-1768)

 

Two things fill the mind with ever new and increasing wonder and

awe-the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me.

Immanuel Kant (1724-1804)

 

Conscience is the inner voice that tells you the IRS might check

your return.

 

Money talks louder when your conscience is asleep.

 

Conscience is an inner voice that warns us somebody is looking.

 

Conscience is the still small voice that makes you feel still

smaller.

 

There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience.

French proverb

 

A still small voice.

1 Kings 19:12

 

A good conscience is a continual feast.

 

A guilty conscience never thinks itself safe.

 

Conscience does make cowards of us all . . .

William Shakespeare

 

Keep conscience clear, then never fear.

 

No hell like a bad conscience.

 

The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within.

Mahatma Gandhi

 

To know what is right and not do it is as bad as doing wrong.

 

A budget is like a conscience ‑ it doesn't keep you from spending, but it makes you feel guilty about it.

 

Character is never erected on a neglected conscience.

 

Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.

 

With some people a clear conscience is noth­ing more than a poor memory.

 

Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can.

 

If it weren't for your conscience, you'd proba­bly do everything you want to do right away.

 

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

 

To remove the conscience from some people

 

would be only a minor operation.

 

No one works his conscience so hard that it needs a vacation.

 

Happy is the man who renounces everything that places a strain on his conscience.

 

The line is often too busy when conscience wishes to speak.

 

A man's conscience tells him what he shouldn't do ‑ but it does not keep him from doing it.

 

Conscience, like a pencil, needs to be sharp­ened occasionally.

 

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a stranger.

 

Conscience helps, but the fear of getting caught doesn't do any harm either.

 

Some folks who say they have a clear con­science may have a good "forgetter."

 

Thousands of people become hard of hearing when conscience speaks.

 

When you have a fight with your conscience and get licked, you win.

 

The best tranquilizer is a good conscience.

 

A gash in the conscience may disfigure the soul.

 

Many people would listen to the voice of con­science if they knew what channel it was on.

 

Conscience is that small inner voice that tells you the IRS might check your return.

 

It's a good idea to keep on good terms with everybody, but especially with your wife, your banker, your stomach, and your con­science.

 

The testimony of a good conscience is worth more than a dozen character witnesses.

 

Quite often when a man thinks his mind is getting broader, it is only his conscience stretching.

 

Your conscience doesn't really keep you from doing anything; it merely keeps you from en­joying it.

 

Conscience is that still, small voice that makes you feel even smaller.

 

The greatest tormentor of the human soul is a guilty conscience.

 

A fellow's conscience works best while he's being watched.

 

One should be more concerned about what his conscience whispers than about what other people shout.

 

A conscience is a safe guide only when God is the guide of the conscience.

 

Conscience is that sixth sense that comes to our aid when we are doing something wrong and tells us we are about to get caught.

 

Most people follow their conscience as a man follows a wheelbarrow ‑ pushing it along before him the way he wants to go.

 

Conscience does not get its guidance from a Gallup poll.

 

Most things that broaden the mind also nar­row the conscience.

 

Conscience is not the voice of God; it is the gift of God.

 

Conscience is the voice that tells you not to do something after you've done it.

 

As long as your conscience is your friend, never mind about your enemies.

 

Nobody's conscience ever kept him awake at night for having exaggerated the good quali­ties of his friends.

 

There's no substitute for conscience ‑ unless it's knowing you're being watched.

 

Nothing goes to sleep as easy as one's con­science.

 

Conscience is the only mirror that doesn't flatter.

 

Many people have trained their conscience to roll over and play dead.

 

Conscience is something inside that bothers you when nothing outside does.

 

A man's best boss is a well‑trained con­science.

 

The world would be better off if people paid as much attention to their conscience as they do to their neighbors' opinions.

 

One of the most painful wounds in the world is a stab of conscience.

 

In the courtroom of our conscience, we call only witnesses for the defense.

 

Conscience is that still, small voice that yells so loud the morning after.

 

Many people claim that the best substitute for a conscience is cold feet.

 

Conscience is that still, small voice that tells you what other people should do.

 

It is your conscience that warns you to be careful about what it can't stop you from do­ing.

 

Fear is the tax that conscience pays guilt.

 

Those who remember the past with a clear conscience need have no fear of the future.

 

The world is composed of the takers and the givers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.

 

The head usher to happiness is a well‑kept conscience.

 

Happiness is a healthy mental attitude, a grateful spirit, a clear conscience, and a heart full of love.

 

Ignorance is an opiate that lulls a conscience to sleep.

 

What the world needs is an amplifier for the still, small voice.

 

Preachers don't talk in their sleep; they talk in other people's sleep.

 

Most reformers insist that their conscience be your guide.

 

With some people it's rheumatism more than conscience that keeps them on the right path.

 

If a sermon pricks the conscience, it must have good points.

God may forgive your sin, but your nervous system won't.

 

A man's conscience, and not his mattress, has most to do with his sleep.

 

Too many teen‑agers don't pay any more at­tention to their conscience than they do their parents.

 

Cooperation

 

You will find that if you share your brother's burden, both of you will walk a little straighter.

 

Few burdens are heavy when everybody lifts.

 

Everybody likes friendly attention and coop­eration. We always get it when we give it.

 

It's difficult for men of different nations to work shoulder to shoulder when they carry a chip on one shoulder and a gun on the other.

 

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it.

 

Even freckles would make a nice coat of tan if they would get together.

 

Cooperation is doing what I tell you to do, and doing it quickly.

 

If you don't think cooperation is necessary, watch what happens to a wagon if one wheel comes off.

 

A minority of the people usually carry a ma­jority of the load.

 

You'll find that the big potatoes are on top of the heap because there are a lot of little pota­toes holding them up.

 

We cannot all play the same instrument, but we can all be in the same key.

 

Cost of living see also Inflation

 

It seems the only thing that hasn't increased in cost is free advice.

 

About the only thing people in every walk of life will agree about is that they are under­paid and overcharged.

 

Airplane fares have been increased consider­ably. Even the cost of going up is going up.

 

The average man's modest ambition is to make his weekly paycheck last a week.

 

What is hurting America today is the high cost of low living.

 

Americans are now experiencing "shell‑out shock."

 

Fewer Americans are drunk with wealth nowadays. It's just the price of everything that causes them to stagger.

 

Consecration

 

Commitment without reflection is fanaticism in action. But reflection

without commitment is the paralysis of all action.

John Mackay

 

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot

lose.

Jim Elliot (1927-1956)

 

He who lightly assents will seldom keep his word.

Chinese Proverb

 

Jesus did not say, "Come to me and get it over with." He said, "If any

man would come after me, let him take up his cross daily and follow

me." Daily is the key word. Our commitment to Christ, however genuine

and wholehearted it may be today, must be renewed tomorrow . . . and

the day after that . . . and the day after that . . . until the path

comes at last to the river.

Louis Cassels (1922-1974)

 

Say, "Yes," Son. I need your yes as I needed Mary's yes to come to

earth, For it is I who must do your work, it is I who must live in

your family, it is I who must be in your neighborhood, and not you.

For it is my look that penetrates, and not yours; my words that carry

weight, and not yours; my life that transforms, and not yours. Give

all to me, abandon all to me. I need your yes to be united with you

and to come down to earth, I need your yes to continue saving the

world.

Michel Quoist (1921- )

 

Sometimes a man imagines that he will lose himself if he gives

himself, and keep himself if he hides himself. But the contrary takes

place with terrible exactitude.

Ernest Hello (1828-1885)

 

Thine am I, I was born for thee,

What wouldst thou, Master, make of me?

Give me death or give me life

Give health or give infirmity

Give honor or give obloquy

Give peace profound or daily strife,

Weakness or strength add to my life;

Yes, Lord, my answer still shall be

What wilt thou, Master, have of me?

Saint Teresa of Avila (1515-1582)

 

Tomorrow I keep for God. Today I give to God.

Frances J. Roberts

 

What does God require? Everything!

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

Consecration is handing God a blank sheet to fill in with your name

signed at the bottom.

M. H. Miller (1904- )

 

Consecration is not wrapping one's self in a holy web in the sanctuary

and then coming forth after prayer and twilight meditation and saying,

"There, I am consecrated." Consecration is going out into the world

where God Almighty is and using every power for his glory. It is

taking all advantages as trust funds.

Henry Ward Beecher (1813-1887)

 

Consecration is the narrow, lonely way to overflowing love. We are not

called upon to live long on this planet, but we are called upon to be

holy at any and every cost. If obedience costs you your life, then pay it.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

It does not take great men to do great things; it only takes

consecrated men.

Phillips Brooks (1835-1893)

 

Our reservations are the damnations of our consecrations.

William Booth (1829-1912)

 

You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you

give yourself that you truly give.

Kahlil Gibran (1883-1931)

 

Contemplation

 

He that contemplates on his bed hath a day without a night.

 

Night is the mother of thoughts.

 

Contempt

 

Many can bear adversity, but few contempt.

English Proverb

 

Never point a finger of scorn at another, for in so doing you are

pointing three fingers of scorn at your own self.

Burmese Proverb

 

Sarcasm is the weapon of the weak man; the word literally means to

tear flesh from the bone.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The arrows of sarcasm are barbed with contempt.

Washington Gladden (1836-1918)

 

Content

 

He who is content can never be ruined.

Chinese proverb

 

A contented mind is a continual feast.

 

Better a little with content than much with contention.

 

The best of blessings--a contented mind.

Latin proverb

 

Contention

 

Religious contention is the Devil's harvest.

French proverb

 

Contentment

 

Acceptance says, "True, this is my situation at the moment. I'll look

unblinkingly at the reality of it. But I'll also open my hands to

accept willingly whatever a loving Father sends."

Catherine Wood Marshall (1914-1983)

 

For after all, the best thing one can do when it's raining is to let

it rain.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882)

 

If the Giver gives you a hill to plough, don't level it.

Arabian Proverb

 

If you have no power to prevail over someone, leave it to God.

Arabian Proverb

 

It ain't no use to grumble and complain,

It's just as easy to rejoice;

When God sorts out the weather and sends rain,

Why, rain's my choice.

James Whitcomb Riley (1849-1916)

 

Let us take things as we find them. Let us not attempt to distort them

into what they are not. We cannot make facts. All our wishing cannot

change them. We must use them.

Cardinal John Henry Newman (1801-1890)

 

My child, it will be better for you if you accept my decisions without

complaint. Do not ask me to defend my actions or to explain why one

person is favored and another seems slighted. The answers to these

questions go far beyond your comprehension.

Thomas A Kempis (C. 1380-1471)

 

One already wet does not feel the rain.

Turkish Proverb

 

Resignation is putting God between ourselves and our troubles.

Madame Anne Sophie Soymanov Swetchine (1782-1857)

 

Resignation is the rarest sort of courage.

Gustave Droz

 

Since the house is on fire, let us warm ourselves.

Italian Proverb

 

There is no good in arguing with the inevitable. The only argument

available with an east wind is to put on your overcoat.

James Russell Lowell (1819-1891)

 

When you are outraged by somebody's impudence, ask yourself at once,

"Can the world exist without impudent people?" It cannot; so do not

ask for impossibilities.

Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (121-180)

 

You are not accepted by God because you deserve to be, or because you

have worked hard for him; but because Jesus died for you.

Colin Urquhart (1940- )

 

'Tis better to be lowly born,

And range with humble lives in content,

Than to be perked up in a glistering grief,

And wear a golden sorrow.

William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

 

A contented man is the one who enjoys the scenery along the detours.

 

A contented mind is a continual feast.

Proverb

 

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have.

George Herbert (1593-1633)

 

As there is no worldly gain without some loss, so there is no worldly

loss without some gain. If thou hast lost thy wealth, thou hast lost

some trouble with it. If thou art degraded from thy honor, that art

likewise freed from the stroke of envy. If sickness hath blurred thy

beauty, it hath delivered thee from pride. Set the allowance against

the loss and thou shalt find no loss great.

Francis Quarles (1592-1644)

 

Be content with the strength you've got.

Arabian Proverb

 

Better a handful of dry dates and content therewith than to own the

Gate of Peacocks and be kicked in the eye by a broody camel.

Arabian Proverb

 

Content is the philosopher's stone that turns all it touches into gold.

Proverb

 

Contentment consists not in great wealth but in few wants.

Epictetus (C. 55-C. 135)

 

Contentment is an inexhaustible treasure.

Arabian Proverb

 

Contentment is not happiness. An oyster may be contented.

Christian Nestell Bovee (1820-1904)

 

Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the

realization of how much you already have.

 

Contentment is realizing that God has already given me everything I

need for my present happiness.

Bill Gothard

 

Contentment is understanding that if I am not satisfied with what I

have, I will never be satisfied with what I want.

Bill Gothard

 

Do not anxiously hope for that which is not yet come; do not vainly

regret what is already past.

Proverb

 

Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.

Marquis de Condorcet (1743-1794)

 

Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence.

Helen Adams Keller (1880-1968)

 

For after all, the best thing one can do when it's raining is to let

it rain.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882)

 

God's thoughts, his will, his love, his judgments are all man's home.

To think his thoughts, to choose his will, to love his loves, to judge

his judgments, and thus to know that he is in us, is to be at home.

George Macdonald (1824-1905)

 

Great tranquility of heart is his who cares for neither praise nor

blame.

Thomas Ŕ Kempis (C. 1380-1471)

 

Handsome is not what is handsome, but what pleases.

Yiddish Proverb

 

He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not,

but rejoices for those which he has.

Epictetus (C. 55-C. 135)

 

He is richest who is content with the least.

Socrates (470-399 B.C.)

 

He is well paid that is well satisfied.

William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

 

He who desires nothing will always be free.

E. R. Lefebvre Laboulaye (1811-1883)

 

He who is content can never be ruined.

Chinese Proverb

 

He who is contented need not lie nor flatter.

 

He who wants little always has enough.

Johann George Zimmerman (1728-1795)

 

I am always content with what happens, for what God chooses is better

than what I choose.

Epictetus (C. 55-C. 135)

 

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

Fred Allen (1894-1956)

 

I was too ambitious in my deed,

And thought to distance all men in success,

Till God came to me, marked the place, and said,

"Ill doer, henceforth keep within this line,

Attempting less than others"-and I stand

And work among Christ's little ones, content.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1806-1861)

 

If finding God's way in the suddenness of storms makes our faith grow

broad, then trusting God's wisdom in the "dailyness" of living makes

it grow deep. And strong.

Charles R. Swindoll (1934- )

 

If we have not quiet in our minds, outward comfort will do no more for

us than a golden slipper on a gouty foot.

John Bunyan (1628-1688)

 

If you are not satisfied with a little, you will not be satisfied with

much.

 

It is right to be contented with what we have, but never with what we are.

Sir James Mackintosh (1765-1832)

 

Joy of life seems to me to arise from a sense of being where one

belongs. . . . All the discontented people I know are trying

sedulously to be something they are not, to do something they cannot

do. Contentment, and indeed usefulness, comes as the infallible result

of great acceptances, great humilities-of not trying to make ourselves

this or that (to conform to some dramatized version of ourselves), but

of surrendering ourselves to the fullness of life-of letting life flow

through us.

David Grayson (1870-1946)

 

My crown is in my heart, not on my head;

Not deck'd with diamonds and Indian stones,

Nor to be seen: my crown is call'd content;

A crown it is that seldom kings enjoy.

William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

 

Nine requisites for contented living:

Health enough to make work a pleasure;

Wealth enough to support your needs;

Strength to battle with difficulties and overcome them;

Grace enough to confess your sins and forsake them;

Patience enough to toil until some good is accomplished;

Charity enough to see some good in your neighbor;

Love enough to move you to be useful and helpful to others;

Faith enough to make real the things of God;

Hope enough to remove all anxious fears concerning the future.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)

 

O what a happy soul am I!

Although I cannot see,

I am resolved that in this world

Contented I will be;

How many blessings I enjoy

That other people don't!

To weep and sigh because I'm blind,

I cannot, and I won't.

Fanny Crosby (1820-1915)

 

Since we have loaves, let us not look for cakes.

Spanish Proverb

 

Sweet are the thoughts that savour of content; The quiet mind is

richer than a crown.

Robert Greene (1558-1592)

 

The children of Israel did not find in the manna all the sweetness and

strength they might have found in it; not because the manna did not

contain them, but because they longed for other meat.

Saint John of the Cross (1542-1591)

 

The contented man is never poor, the discontented never rich.

George Eliot (1819-1880)

 

There is a great difference between being occupied with God who gives

us the contentment, and being busied with the contentment which God

gives us.

Saint Francis of Sales (1567-1622)

 

There is a sense in which a man looking at the present in the light of

the future, and taking his whole being into account, may be contented

with his lot: that is Christian contentment. But if a man has come to

that point where he is so content that he says, "I do not want to know

any more, or do anymore, or be anymore," he is in a state in which he

ought to be changed into a mummy!

Henry Ward Beecher (1813-1887)

 

They took away what should have been my eyes,

(But I remembered Milton's Paradise)

They took away what should have been my ears,

(Beethoven came and wiped away my tears)

They took away what should have been my tongue,

(But I had talked with God when I was young)

He would not let them take away my soul,

Possessing that, I still possess the whole.

Helen Adams Keller (1880-1968)

 

To have what we want is riches; but to be able to do without is power.

George Macdonald (1824-1905)

 

True contentment is a real, even an active, virtue-not only

affirmative but creative. It is the power of getting out of any

situation all there is in it.

G. K. Chesterton (1874-1936)

 

We shall be made truly wise if we be made content; content not only

with what we can understand, but content with what we do not

understand-the habit of mind which theologians call, and rightly,

faith in God.

Charles Kingsley (1819-1875)

 

Whatever comes, let's be content withall: Among God's blessings there

is no one small.

Robert Herrick (1591-1674)

 

When life isn't the way you like, like it the way it is.

Jewish Proverb

 

Contentment is often the result of being too lazy to stir up a fuss.

 

If you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have es­caped.

 

Many of us won't be content with our lot in life until it's a lot more.

 

Contentment is something that depends a lit­tle on position and a lot on disposition.

 

When you can think of yesterday without re­gret and tomorrow without fear, you are near real contentment.

 

Contentment is when your earning power equals your yearning power.

 

It is right to be content with what you have, never with what you are.

 

The greatest wealth is contentment with a little.

 

Some folks aren't content with the milk of human kindness ‑ they want the cream.

 

Contentment has been praised more and practiced less than any other condition of life.

 

If you would be content, do what you ought, not what you please.

 

The best way for a person to have a contented state of mind is for him to count his blessings, not his cash.

 

It's difficult to be content if you don't have enough, and it's impossible if you have too much.

 

When we cannot find contentment in our­selves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.

 

Contentment is a matter of hoping for the best and making the best of what we get.

 

A contented neighborhood is one in which each man thinks he is doing just a little bet­ter than the man next door.

 

Contentment in life consists not in great wealth, but in simple wants.

 

In order to become perfectly content, it is necessary to have a poor memory and no imagination.

 

A dish towel will certainly wipe a contented look off a married man's face.

 

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all interest in things beyond your reach.

 

A contented person is one who has all the things his neighbor has.

 

If everyone were perfectly contented there would be no progress.

 

To be content, just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again!

 

Patience, forbearance, and understanding are companions to contentment.

 

The happiest people are those who are too busy to notice whether they are happy or not.

 

Some people find happiness by making the most of what they don't have.

 

Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances.

How to be happy: Keep your heart free from hate, your mind from worry, live simply, expect little, give much, sing often, pray always, forget self, think of others and their feelings, fill your heart with love, scatter sunshine. These are tried links in the golden chain of contentment.

 

There's nothing like a dish towel for wiping that contented look off a husband's face.

 

The greatest lesson we learn from past civilizations is ingratitude.

 

All the world lives in two tents: content and discontent.

 

Contract

 

Remember, in every lease the big print giveth and the small print

taketh away.

Anonymous

 

Controversy

 

If a cause be good, the most violent attack of its enemies will not

injure it so much as an injudicious defense of it by its friends.

Charles Caleb Colton (1780-1832)

            

No great advance has ever been made in science, politics, or religion,

without controversy.

Lyman Beecher (1775-1863)

 

No man can be a Christian without being a controversialist.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon (1834-1892)

 

The devil loves to fish in troubled waters.

John Trapp

 

When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be a

subject of interest.

William Hazlitt (1778-1830)

 

Conversation

 

The less men think; the more they talk.

L. de Montesquieu

 

Too much agreement kills a chat.

Eldridge Cleaver

 

Some persons talk simply because they think sound is more

manageable than silence.

Margaret Halsey

 

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

 

A man's conversation is the mirror of his thoughts.

Chinese proverb

 

There are people who instead of listening to what is being said to

them are already listening to what they are going to say themselves.

Albert Guinon

 

You can pick out actors by the glazed look that comes to their eyes when the conversation wanders away from themselves.

 

The trouble with being an atheist is you have nobody to talk to when you're alone.

 

A barber's remarks are sometimes more keen and cutting than his razor.

 

Some people never say anything bad about the dead, or anything good about the living.

 

People love goldfish because they like to see something with a mouth open that's not complaining.

 

Fascinating conversation is the art of telling people a little less than they want to know.

 

One of the troubles with small talk is that it usually comes in large doses.

 

Nine‑tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if the weather didn't change occasionally.

 

An intelligent conversationalist is one who nods his head in agreement while you're talking.

 

If you have to think twice before you speak, you'll never get into the conversation.

 

The man who said the art of conversation is dead never stood outside a telephone booth waiting for a woman to finish talking.

 

A thin conversation is usually made by a person with a thick head.

 

The average dinner conversation is a series of cold cuts ‑ her spiced tongue and his baloney.

 

It's all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then.

 

If you are not a charming conversationalist, you may still be a big hit as a charmed listener.

 

About the only gas rationing most of us would favor concerns useless conversations.

 

A conversation should be like a good meal. You should leave it just before you've had enough.

 

The secret of polite conversation is never to open your mouth unless you have something to say.

 

Anybody who thinks conversation is a lost art in America doesn't play bridge.

 

The real art of conversation is not only say­ing the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

 

Nothing lowers the level of conversation more than raising the voice.

 

Women have one main topic of conversation ‑ how thin they used to be, or how thin they're gonna be.

 

The real spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning it.

 

Conversation is when three women are talk­ing; gossip is when one of them leaves.

 

A form of communication in which men never stop to think and women never think to stop is otherwise known as conversation.

 

The woman who constantly interrupts a man's conversation is either already married or never will be.

 

If you want all the conversation you can han­dle, put a bandage on your forehead.

 

Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.

 

Some people never let ideas interrupt the easy flow of their conversation.

 

Conversation is an exercise of the mind, but gossiping is merely an exercise of the tongue.

 

Saying it with flowers doesn't mean throwing bouquets at yourself.

 

If you wish to get along with people, pretend not to know whatever they tell you.

 

There's one thing to be said about ignorance ‑ it gives rise to almost 90 percent of the world's conversations.

 

Our country needs more soil conservation and not so much soiled conversation.

 

Profanity is the mark of a conversational cripple.

 

A breath of scandal makes conversation breezy for some people.

 

If you think television has killed conversa­tion, you've never heard people trying to de­cide which program to watch.

 

People who talk about things they can't af­ford sometimes forget that the list should in­clude pride, envy, and malice.

 

A timid question will always receive a confident answer.

Justice Darling

 

As long as a word remains unspoken, you are its master; once you

utter it, you are its slave.

Solomon Ibn Gabirol

 

Say nothing good of yourself, you will be distrusted; say nothing

bad of yourself, you will be taken at your word.

Joseph Roux

 

Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

Anthony Hope Hawkins

 

Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four

simple words: I do not know.

Andr, Maurois

 

Conversion

 

A man can accept what Christ has done without knowing how it works;

indeed he certainly won't know how it works until he's accepted it.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

A turn involves two things: it involves a terminus a quo and a

terminus ad quem. It involves a turning from something and a turning

toward something.

William Barclay (1907-1978)

             

Conversion is a deep work-a heart work. It goes throughout the man,

throughout the mind, throughout the members, throughout the entire

life.

Joseph Alleine (1634-1668)

 

Conversion is so simple that the smallest child can be converted, but

it is also so profound that theologians throughout history have

pondered the depth of its meaning.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

Conversion may occur in an instant, but the process of coming from

sinfulness into a new life can be a long and arduous journey.

Charles Colson (1931- )

 

Conversion simply means turning around.

Vincent McNabb (1868-1943)

 

Every story of conversion is the story of a blessed defeat.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

For one man conversion means the slaying of the beast within him; in

another it brings the calm of conviction to an unquiet mind; for a

third it is the entrance into a larger liberty and a more abundant

life; and yet again it is the gathering into one of the forces of a

soul at war with itself.

George Jackson (1785-1861)

 

He who made us also remade us.

Saint Augustine of Hippo (354-430)

 

In what way, or by what manner of working God changes a soul from evil

to good-how he impregnates the barren rock with priceless gems and

gold-is, to the human mind, an impenetrable mystery.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772-1834)

 

It is not necessary that we should be able to tell where or how we

have been converted, but it is important that we should be able to

tell that we are converted.

Dwight Lyman Moody (1837-1899)

 

It is true that the convert has laid upon him an obligation like no

obligation in all the world because he has been loved with a love like

no other love in the world; but the convert has also been given a

peace like none in the world, for he knows that God loves him, not for

what he is, but for what God is.

William Barclay (1907-1978)

 

Jesus Christ burst from the grave and exploded in my heart.

Donna Hosford

 

My life collided with me. Christ, the master adjuster; investigated

and cancelled my policy. Then he gave me his.

Marilyn Bartlett

 

No man ever really comes to himself without meeting God somewhere

along the way.

Roy L. Smith

 

The sincere convert is not one man at church and another at home. He

is not a saint on his knees and a cheat in his shop. He will not tithe

mint and cumin, and neglect mercy and judgment.

Joseph Alleine (1634-1668)

 

We should think of conversion, not as the acceptance of a particular

creed, but as a change of heart.

Helen Adams Keller (1880-1968)

 

With your calling and your crying you broke through my deafness. Your

shining and your splendor drove out my blindness.

Saint Augustine of Hippo (354-430)

 

Conviction

 

A conviction is that commendable quality in ourselves that we call bullheadedness in oth­ers.

 

Conviction is a belief that you hold or that holds you.

 

People generally have too many opinions and not enough convictions.

 

If there is anything stronger than your con­victions, it's the heat of your prejudices.

 

If you don't stand for something, you will likely fall for anything.

 

The difference between a prejudice and a con­viction is that you can explain a conviction without getting angry.

 

It is important that people know what you stand for; it is equally important that they know what you won't stand for.

 

At the age of fifty, one settles down into cer­tain well‑defined convictions ‑ most of which are wrong.

 

Many convictions are family hand‑me‑downs.

 

What some people call a conviction may be just a prejudice.

 

Be bold in what you stand for, but careful in what you fall for.

The true measure of a man is the height of his ideals, the breadth of his sympathy, the depth of his convictions, and the length of his patience.

 

An open mind is sometimes too porous to hold a conviction.

 

If you want to convince others of the value of Christianity ‑ live it!

 

Salesmanship is transferring a conviction from a seller to the buyer.

 

Cooking

 

Today men don't ask their wives, "What's cooking?" They ask,

"What's thawing?"

 

First catch your hare, then cook it.

 

Corns

 

I can tell if it's raining by my corns. If they get wet, it's

raining.

 

Correction

 

A stern discipline pervades all nature, which is a little cruel that

it may be very kind.

Edmund Spenser (1552-1599)

 

Batter my heart, three-personed God; for, you

As yet but knock, breathe, shine, and seek to mend;

That I may rise, and stand, o'erthrow me, and bend

Your force, to break, blow, burn and make me new.

John Donne (1572-1631)

 

Better be pruned to grow than cut up to burn.

John Trapp

 

Discipline is a proof of our sonship.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

Do not consider painful what is good for you.

Euripides (C. 484-406 B.C.)

 

God brings problems and struggles into our lives so that we will not

stray from the main road. He is not angry with us but disciplines us

so that we can mature spiritually.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

God does not discipline us to subdue us, but to condition us for a

life of usefulness and blessedness.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

God takes deliberate time with us, he does not hurry ... we can only

appreciate his point of view by a long discipline.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

God, who truly loves, will chastise well.

 

It is one thing to praise discipline; another to submit to it.

Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616)

 

Let God put you on his wheel and whirl you as he likes.... Don't lose

heart in the process.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Look upon your chastenings as God's chariots sent to carry your soul

into the high places of spiritual achievement.

Hannah Whithall Smith (1832-1911)

 

Never console the one who pines under My chastening lest you become an

obstacle to his spiritual growth.

Frances J. Roberts

 

No horse gets anywhere until he is harnessed. No steam or gas ever

drives anything until it is confined. No Niagara is ever turned into

light and power until it is tunneled. No life ever grows great until

it is focused, dedicated, disciplined.

Harry Emerson Fosdick (1878-1969)

 

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross,

no crown.

William Penn (1644-1718)

 

Rebukes ought not to have a grain more of salt than of sugar.

 

Reprove thy friend privately; commend him publicly.

Solon (C. 630-C. 560 B.C.)

 

The culture of the sanctified life is often misunderstood. The

discipline of that life consists of suffering, loneliness, patience,

and prayer. Many who started with the high ecstasy of vision have

ended in the disasters of shallowness!

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Those whose lives are filled with tragedy are not necessarily more

sinful than those who seem to live in uninterrupted comfort. Job

experienced calamity, not because he was wicked, but because he was

righteous.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

We ought as much to pray for a blessing upon our daily rod as upon our

daily bread.

John Owen (1616-1683)

 

When it is God's will to plague a man, a mouse can bite him to death.

Dutch Proverb

 

For whom the Lord loveth he correcteth.

Proverbs 3:12

 

Correspondence

 

As cold waters to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far

country.

Proverbs 25:25

 

Cost

 

What costs little is little esteemed.

 

Cost of Living

 

If you think your automobile is expensive to operate, try operating a shopping cart in a supermarket.

 

Two can live as cheaply as one--if one doesn't eat.

 

It seems that our modern cars won't start until the seat belt is fastened ‑ and the pock­etbook is emptied.

 

Every year the cars get lower and wider, while the payments get longer and higher.

 

A man in Alabama complains that his new car has been recalled by the dealer ‑ there was a defect in his bank account.

 

After pricing new cars it begins to look like the economy model is the one you're now driving.

 

There was a time when $200 was the down‑payment on a car; now it's the sales tax.

Some automobile manufacturers have a sneaky way of lowering the list price. For instance, on one model the steering wheel is an optional extra.

 

A cheap old car can be quite annoying. But so can a new expensive one.

 

Anybody who thinks the automobile has made people lazy never had to pay for one.

 

Today's cars keep a person strapped without safety belts.

 

A good way to make your present car run better is to have a salesman quote you the price of a new one.

 

There are still a few people who can remem­ber when it cost more to operate a car than to park it.

 

Power brakes may stop a car on a dime, but it usually costs more than a hundred dollars to get the rear end fixed.

 

Nothing reduces the value of a car like trad­ing it in.

 

Some auto mechanics can estimate the cost of repairs very closely. They can usually get within a dollar or two of what you have in your pocket.

 

Having a big car doesn't always mean you have money; it may mean you once had money.

 

The new cars give you more room by remov­ing the bulge in your wallet.

 

Bank interest on a loan is so high that if you can afford to pay it you don't need the loan.

 

A businessman who came up the hard way observes that about all you can do on a shoe­string these days is trip.

 

It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.

 

We can't understand why today's children are complaining so much. They're not old enough to remember what prices used to be.

 

Christmas is the time of the year when Santa Claus comes down the chimney and your sav­ings go down the drain.

 

Christmas is a time when a lot of others be­sides Santa find themselves in the red.

 

One place where people seem to think they can get as much as ever for a quarter is in the church.

 

Another measure of civilization's progress is the way the cost of relaxing goes up.

 

If the cost of a college education continues to snowball, a person can make a profit by re­maining ignorant.

 

A man complains about the food when he eats at home and about the price when he eats out.

 

When someone complains about prices today, one thing is certain ‑ he's buying, not sell­ing.

 

Now that Congress has made it possible for Americans to buy gold, somebody should sug­gest they make it possible for us to buy gro­ceries.

 

Congress must not improve our lot in life any further. We simply can't afford it.

 

It's now costing Americans twice as much to live beyond their means as it did twenty years ago.

 

The way things are now you're lucky if you can make one end meet.

 

Nothing seems to make the cost of living as reasonable as pricing funerals.

 

If two can live as cheaply as one ‑ why don't they?

 

You look at today's prices and the only thing you can get more of for a dollar is mad.

 

Have you seen anybody lately who wants to stop living on account of the cost?

 

With food, rent, and gas prices so high, when you balance the budget there's nothing left to budget the balance.

 

It's hard to understand how an Alabama cemetery raised its burial charges ‑ and blamed it on the cost of living.

 

We are told that two can live as cheaply as one ‑ and at today's prices they'd better.

 

The cost of operating a car is high, but it's not at all bad in comparison with the low mile­age‑per‑dollar when you push a grocery

cart.

 

Foreign aggressors don't realize that even if they invaded the United States they couldn't afford to live here.

 

If life is worth what it's costing now, people were getting a bargain in grandpa's day.

 

About the only thing you can build now at the same old price is a mansion in the sky.

 

With telephone rates due to go up again, we begin to wonder if what we have to say is still worth saying.

 

The only way to beat the high cost of living is to stop living.

 

They call it a "dream house" because it usu­ally costs twice as much as you dreamed it would.

 

Beware of the high cost of low living.

 

It's easy to make money these days ‑ it's only hard to make a living.

 

If two can live as cheaply as one, it's because they have to.

 

Whatever the cost of living is, it's worth it.

 

Today one can buy ten cents worth of almost anything for thirty cents.

 

It is really no longer the high cost of living. The problem today is one of existence.

 

The biggest obstacle to the return of the five cent cup of coffee is the cost of the water.

 

It's not difficult to meet expenses these days. In fact, you can meet them everywhere.

 

After all, the high cost of living seems unim­portant when we consider all of life's fringe benefits.

 

As soon as the average person pays one fid­dler, another one begins to tune up.

 

The cost of living remains fairly constant ‑all we have.

 

It's almost as difficult to live within an income today as it was to live without one in the early 1930s.

 

Prices seem to think there is plenty of room at the top.

 

The cost of living is usually what one makes plus 10 percent.

 

Air is still free, but it costs more and more to breathe it.

 

If the law of supply and demand is responsible for existing prices, it ought to be repealed.

 

Two can live as cheaply as one if one doesn't eat.

 

Descending prices, like falling stars, always seem to fall in some other place.

 

The cost of living is the only thing that defies the law of gravitation; it keeps going up without ever coming down.

 

Economists tell us that Jones is having a hard time keeping up with himself.

 

Have you ever noticed that the things you never wanted are considerably cheaper?

 

At today's prices the shopper is left holding the bag ‑ and there's very little left in it.

 

There's no better diet than eating only what you can afford.

 

There's a new diet that will reduce weight like nothing else. It's called the high price of food.

 

One thing about those thirty‑day diets ‑ by the time you go back to eating you're shocked at the price of food.

 

Everybody is suffering from a new ailment called COSTROPHOBIA. It's the fear of rising prices.

 

It's becoming more difficult each passing day to find a disease we can afford.

 

Human diseases are the same as they were a thousand years ago, but doctors have selected more expensive names for them.

 

You have a very common disease, if you're sick of high doctor fees.

 

The only part of our economy that seems to be looking up is living costs.

 

Speaking of higher education, here's hoping it doesn't go much higher.

 

Many people are beginning to learn that the cost of experience has gone up like everything else.

 

Nowadays the family that buys together cries together.

 

A gardener raises a few things, a farmer raises many things, and the middleman raises everything.

 

The boys would stay down on the farm if prices wouldn't.

 

When husbands talk about the height of fashion, they probably mean the price.

 

If food prices go any higher, toothpicks may become a status symbol.

 

At today's pork prices, being called a pig is more of a compliment than an insult.

 

Just buying all those expensive diet foods can be very flattening.

 

In some meat markets today a good steak costs you twenty‑five cents a bite.

 

Most of us can't afford to eat out any more, but sometimes we park near a restaurant and inhale.

 

If today's food prices haven't driven you to dieting, nothing will.

 

Look at the price of bread and you'll realize that never before has so much "dough" bought so little dough.

 

Sign in a bakery window in Houston: "Cakes ‑ 66 cents. Upside down cakes ‑ 99 cents."

 

The last time beef was this high was when the cow jumped over the moon.

 

A hamburger by any other name is more expensive.

 

At today's prices, spilled milk is worth crying over.

 

Vegetables grow in the ground, but they are not dirt cheap.

 

Many people have given up meat for Lent. Others have given it up for rent.

 

To market, to market/ my groceries to buy/ home again, home again/ to sit down and cry.

 

If a hen knew the current price of eggs, she wouldn't cackle ‑ she'd crow!

 

The only thing wrong with $5 steaks these days is they cost $9.50.

 

These days there are two kinds of people cut­ting down on food ‑ those who can't afford the calories, and those who can't afford the prices.

 

Judging by the high price of eggs, somebody must have told the hens how much a brick­layer gets for laying bricks.

 

In meat markets the meat may be tender, but the price is tough.

 

Nothing makes food less fattening than being too expensive.

 

At today's food prices, the man who goes bankrupt can blame it on what he ate.

 

What we need in this country is an inexpen­sive substitute for food.

 

It's not the coffee that keeps folks awake these days, but the price of it.

 

It's beginning to look like pork chop prices have gone "hog wild."

 

The way food prices are going up, more peo­ple are being put on diets by their accoun­tants than by their doctors.

 

When you stop to consider what you pay for steak, it's easy to understand why cows are sacred in India.

 

At today's prices everybody's putting his money where his mouth is.

 

Doctors who tell us never to eat when we're unhappy should revise restaurant prices.

 

Grocer checking a ten dollar grocery order: "Is this take‑out, or will you eat it here?"

 

Inflated food prices are hard to swallow.

 

If food prices keep going up, TV dinners will soon cost more than TV sets.

 

The happiest man in the world is a vegetar­ian looking at the prices in a meat market.

 

No matter how you order it, nowadays you get your steak served expensively.

 

Food prices are so high that it's no longer possible to bite off more than you can chew.

 

Visit the frozen‑food department in any su­permarket and you'll find everything is fro­zen except the prices.

 

If all men are born free, why doesn't some­body tell the hospitals and doctors about it?

 

At current prices, a friend in need is practi­cally anybody.

 

Nothing is dirt cheap anymore except gossip.

 

Two heads are not better than one, consider­ing the present price of haircuts.

 

Nothing in recent years seems to have im­proved the health of the American people as much as the staggering cost of being sick.

 

With auto and gasoline prices going up and up, we ought to find a better word than free­way.

 

Seems like every time history repeats itself the price doubles.

 

In the old days history was made for a tenth of what it costs today.

 

Nothing makes you feel that your home is your castle more than getting an estimate to have it repaired.

 

After building a new home these days, a man is likely to be "house‑broke."

 

The average income of Americans is at a high point. In fact, it's almost as high as their ex­penses.

 

If we can't win the war against inflation ‑how about a cease‑fire?

 

At today's nightclub prices it's harder than ever for a comedian to make people laugh.

 

If the law of supply and demand is responsi­ble for existing prices, it ought to be amended.

 

The best things in life are free, of course, but isn't it a pity that most of the next best things are so expensive?

 

The way the cost of living and taxes are to­day, you might as well marry for love.

 

The average man has quit dreaming of hav­ing enough money to last him the rest of his life. He'd settle for enough to last him the

rest of the month.

 

Maybe what we liked most about the old mov­ies was the admission price.

 

Nothing is as dead as yesterday's news ‑except yesterday's prices.

 

An old‑timer is someone who once believed that whatever went up must come down.

 

Nowadays an optimist is any supermarket customer who holds out his hand for the change.

 

What this country needs is a good five‑cent anything.

 

Our greatest need at the present time is a cheap substitute for food.

 

There was a time when parents taught their children the value of a dollar. Today they try to keep the bad news from the kids as long as possible.

 

Some people find their cholesterol problem nearly solved by the high cost of meat, eggs, and butter.

 

The problem the average housewife faces is that she has too much month left over at the end of the money.

 

The question we all must face sooner or later is how to fit a long vacation into a short bank­roll.

 

Prices in some restaurants are now so high that you'd be wiser to watch your steak than your hat and topcoat.

 

Have you noticed how today's restaurant prices seem to make home cooking taste a lot better?

 

Remember that when you eat out in a swanky restaurant the food may be plain, but the prices will be fancy.

 

Next Christmas Santa Claus won't be the only one in the red.

 

Those who say sleep is nature's greatest gift to man have not priced very many motels lately.

 

The only time where ends meet nowadays is on a football field.

 

The cart in the supermarket is rapidly be­coming the most expensively operated vehi­cle in the world.

 

The only walk more expensive than a walk down a church aisle is a walk down a super­market aisle.

 

It's true that the market is hitting new highs, that is, the supermarket.

 

The reason why the supermarket calls it an "express line" is that your money goes so fast.

 

Supermarkets are like churches. People walk down the aisles saying, "Lord, help us."

 

Supermarkets are very convenient. They per­mit a shopper to go broke in one store.

 

Always get in the shortest line at the super­market. That way you stand a chance to get to the cashier before the prices go up.

 

When you hear about somebody who took a financial beating in the market, they might be talking about the supermarket.

 

When two women used to get together, they talked about another woman; now they talk about supermarket prices.

 

Have you noticed that most supermarket shopping carts are just the right size ‑ big enough to kill one paycheck?

A supermarket used to be a place where peo­ple came out with a bundle. Now it's where they go in with a bundle ‑ of money!

 

The newest and most popular game these days is called "Supermarket Roulette," which consists of trying to get all the grocer­ies in your basket before the prices go up.

 

Maybe the reason supermarkets now sell un­derwear, magazines, and cosmetics is that many people can't afford to buy groceries.

 

Sign at a checkout counter in a Chicago su­permarket: "English and Spanish are spoken here. Tears understood."

 

Today millions of Americans are suffering from respiratory problems. It comes from standing at supermarket check‑out counters

holding their breath.

 

Sometimes the most imaginative thing about TV is the repairman's bill.

 

At today's prices people don't take vacations ‑ vacations take people.

 

Most folks need higher wages to pay the higher prices caused by higher wages.

 

Counsel

 

A new broom sweeps clean, but the old brush knows all the corners.

Irish Proverb

 

Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon

and the deeper it sinks into the mind.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772-1834)

 

As to advice be wary; if honest, it is also criticism.

David Grayson (1870-1946)

 

Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be since

you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.

Thomas A Kempis (C. 1380-1471)

 

Every light casts a shadow; in everything we do for the good of a

person's soul we run in some degree the risk of taking God's place

there.

Paul Tournier (1898-1986)

 

Every piece of advice conceals a veiled criticism, unless it has been

asked for.

Paul Tournier (1898-1986)

 

Four eyes see more than two.

 

Give neither counsel nor salt until you are asked for it.

 

I not only use all the brains I have but all I can borrow.

Woodrow Wilson (1856-1924)

 

Keeping from falling is better than helping up.

 

None so deaf as those who will not hear.

Matthew Henry (1662-1714)

 

One man does not see everything.

Greek Proverb

 

One of our severest lessons comes from the stubborn refusal to see

that we must not interfere in other people's lives. It takes a long

time to realize the danger of being an amateur providence, that is,

interfering with God's order for others.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Seek counsel of him who makes you weep, and not of him who makes you

laugh.

Arabian Proverb

 

The better advice is, the harder it is to take.

 

 The pope and a peasant know more between them than the pope alone.

Italian Proverb

 

The right to criticize must be earned, even if the advice is

constructive in nature.

James C. Dobson (1936- )

 

There are two kinds of light-the glow that illumines, and the glare

that obscures.

James Grover Thurber (1894-1961)

 

To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.

Chinese Proverb

 

We are better persuaded by the reasons we discover ourselves than by

those given to us by others.

Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)

 

When you shoot an arrow of truth, dip its point in honey.

Arabian Proverb

 

Words are like medicine; they should be measured with care for an

overdose may hurt.

Jewish Proverb

 

Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you do not like it.

Italian Proverb

 

Counterfeit

 

A counterfeit is something a woman has if she can't reach the

bargain counter.

 

Country

 

Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just.

Thomas Jefferson

 

Courage

 

Courage is often just ignorance of the facts.

 

When moral courage feels that it is in the right, there is no

personal daring of which it is incapable.

Leigh Hunt

 

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be

strong.

Corinthians 16:13 NIV

 

There is no such thing as bravery; only degrees of fear.

John Wainwright

 

One man with courage is a majority.

Andrew Jackson

 

The first virtue in a soldier is endurance of fatigue; courage is

only the second virtue.

Napoleon Bonaparte

 

Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.

George S. Patton

 

Valour lies just halfway between rashness and cowardice.

Miguel de Cervantes

 

Often the test of courage is not to die but to live.

Vittorio Lafieri

 

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of

fear.

Mark Twain

 

Faint heart never won fair lady.

 

The test of courage is to bear defeat without losing heart.

 

All are brave when the enemy flies.

Italian proverb

 

True courage is like a kite; a contrary wind raises it higher.

J. Petit-Senn

 

Last, but by no means least, courage--moral courage, the courage of

one's convictions, the courage to see things through. The world is in

a constant conspiracy against the brave. It's the age-old

struggle--the roar of the crowd on one side and the voice of your

conscience on the other.

General Douglas MacArthur

 

Court

 

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if

it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

H. L. Mencken

 

Courtesy

 

A polite man is one who listens with interest to things he knows about

when they are told to him by a person who knows nothing about them.

Phillipe de Mornay (1549-1623)

 

It's better to be last in the traffic lane than first in the funeral

procession.

Proverb

 

Nothing is ever lost by courtesy. It is the cheapest of the pleasures;

costs nothing and conveys much. It pleases him who gives and him who

receives, and thus, like mercy, it is twice blessed.

Erastus Wiman

 

Politeness goes far, yet costs nothing.

Samuel Smiles (1812-1904)

 

Politeness is like an air cushion: there may be nothing in it, but it

eases our jolts wonderfully.

Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

 

We must be as courteous to a man as we are to a picture which we are

willing to give the advantage of a good light.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

 

Give to every other human being the right that you claim for yourself.

Robert Green Ingersoll (1833-1899)

 

I am the inferior of any man whose rights I trample under foot.

Robert Green Ingersoll (1833-1899)

 

Manner may in seven words be found:

Forget yourself and think of those around.

Arthur Guiterman (1871-1943)

 

Mention not a halter in the house of him that was hanged.

George Herbert (1593-1633)

 

The best way to keep from stepping on the other fellow's toes is to

put yourself in his shoes.

 

He who has the habit of smiling at the cash register instead of the customer won't be smiling long.

 

Some people are so naturally courteous they even say thank you when the automatic door at the supermarket opens for them.

 

They tell us that courtesy is contagious. So why not start an epidemic?

 

Be nice and courteous to people on your way up because you'll meet many of them on your way down.

 

There is no law against being courteous, even when you aren't a candidate for office.

 

Practice courtesy. You never know when it might become popular again.

 

A little of the oil of courtesy will save a lot of friction.

 

Courtesy costs nothing, yet it buys things that are priceless.

 

A man gave a woman his seat on the bus; she fainted. When she revived, she thanked him; then he fainted.

 

Courtesy is the quality that keeps a woman smiling when a departing guest stands at the open door and lets the flies in.

 

It is getting harder and harder to find a cour­teous person who isn't trying to sell you something.

 

Why are husbands and wives more courteous to strangers than to each other?

 

Life is not so short that there isn't time for courtesy.

 

Be courteous to everybody. You never know who might show up on the jury.

 

One civil right we can all practice is courtesy to the other fellow.

 

The measure of a truly great man is the cour­tesy with which he treats lesser men.

 

A little courtesy goes a long way, which is just as well since it's in such short supply.

 

Gratitude is the most exquisite form of cour­tesy.

 

The measure of a truly great man is the cour­tesy with which he treats lesser men.

 

To be humble to superiors is duty; to equals, courtesy; to inferiors, nobility.

 

If you wish to get along with people, pretend not to know whatever they tell you.

 

Life is not so short but that there is always time enough for

courtesy.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

There is not a single outward mark of courtesy that does not have a

deep moral basis.

Johann Goethe

 

Politeness is the art of choosing among one's real thoughts.

Abel Stevens

 

Courtesy costs nothing.

 

To speak kindly does not hurt the tongue.

 

Intelligence and courtesy not always are combined; Often in a

wooden house a golden room we find.

Henry W. Longfellow

 

Courtship

 

More and more lovely courtships sail into the sea of matrimony, and finally sink into the rocky storms of divorce.

 

Courtship is that period during which the fe­male decides whether or not she can do any better.

 

In the old days the young fellow who went courting turned down the gas. Now he steps on it.

 

Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.

 

Courtship is that part of a girl's life which comes between the lipstick and the broom­stick.

 

Divorce records show that many married cou­ples spend too much time in court and not enough time courting.

 

Platonic friendship is the name given the period between the first look and the first kiss.

 

The fellow who once enjoyed chasing girls now has a son who can't find any who will run.

 

An old‑fashioned girl is one who will not hold hands on the first date ‑ unless it's abso­lutely necessary.

 

If men acted after marriage as they do during courtship there would be fewer divorces ‑and more bankruptcies.

 

A newspaper reporter says it's dangerous for a young man to propose to a girl while he's driving a car. It's dangerous anywhere,

son!

 

Running for president is like asking a girl to marry you ‑ you may say a lot of things you later wish you hadn't.

 

Time changes things. Nowadays the couple has the honeymoon first, and if it's a success, they have the engagement, and if that works out all right, they may have a wedding.

 

Today young people start going steady with

 

the opposite sex as soon as they learn there is one.

 

Young man, don't continue to tell your best girl friend that you are unworthy of her. Let it be a surprise!

 

Courting is the past tense of the word caught.

 

Coward

 

To see what is right and not to do it is the part of a coward.

Chinese proverb

 

As cowardly as a coward is, it is not safe to call a coward a

coward.

Anonymous

 

Cowards die many times before their deaths.

William Shakespeare

 

One coward makes ten.

German proverb

 

It is better to be the widow of a hero than the wife of a coward.

Dolores Ibarruri

 

The coward threatens when he is safe.

Johann Goethe

 

The valiant never taste of death but once.

William Shakespeare

 

Cowardice

 

Fear has its use but cowardice has none.

Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

 

Many would be cowards if they have courage enough.

Sir Thomas Fuller (1608-1661)

 

There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest

is cowardice.

Mark Twain (1835-1910)

 

We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our

principles.

Mark Twain (1835-1910)

 

Creation

 

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the

earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of

the deep. And the spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And

God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

Genesis 1:1-3

 

Creativity

 

The creative mind plays with the objects it loves.

Carl Jung

 

Creator

 

A thousand worlds which roll around us brightly,

Thee in their orbits bless;

Ten thousand suns which shine above us nightly,

Proclaim thy righteousness.

Thou didst create the world-'twas thy proud mandate

That woke it unto day;

And the same power that measured, weighed, and spanned it,

Shall bid that world decay.

Sir John Bowring (1792-1872)

                       

All the vastness of astronomy-and space-and systems of suns, carried

in their computation to the farthest that figures are able, and then

multiplied in geometrical progression ten thousand billion fold, do no

more than symbolize the reflection of the reflection, of the spark

thrown off a spark, from some emanation of God.

Mark Twain (1835-1910)

 

God's whole boundless and beautiful world is the breath of one eternal

idea, the thought of one eternal God.

Vissarion Grigorevich Belinski (1811-1848)

 

God: the uncreated Creator of everything.

Simon Gruenberg

 

He paints the wayside flower, He lights the evening star.

Jane Montgomery Campbell (1817-1879)

 

It is so impossible for the world to exist without God that if God

should forget it, it would immediately cease to be.

Sřren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

 

Thou dost preserve the stars from wrong;

And the most ancient heavens, through thee, are fresh and strong.

William Wordsworth (1774-1850)

 

To me it seems as if when God conceived the world, that was poetry; he

formed it, and that was sculpture; he colored it, and that was

painting; he peopled it with living beings, and that was the grand,

divine, eternal drama.

Emma Stebbins (1816-1876)

 

A handful of the earth to make God's image!

Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1806-1861)

 

A house testifies that there was a builder, a dress that there was a

weaver; a door that there was a carpenter; so our world by its

existence proclaims its Creator, God.

Rabbi Akiba Ben Joseph (C. 40-135)

 

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Christopher Darlington Morley (1890-1957)

 

All created things are but the crumbs which fall from the table of

God.

Saint John of the Cross (1542-1591)

 

All God's great works are silent. They are not done amid rattle of

drums and flare of trumpets. Light as it travels makes no noise,

utters no sound to the ear. Creation is a silent process; nature rose

under the Almighty hand without clang or clamor, or noises that

distract and disturb.

Andrew Martin Fairbairn (1838-1912)

 

All the world in a grain of sand; all the universe too. If I could

understand a grain of sand, I should understand everything.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

Could blind chance create symmetry and rhythm and light and color and

melody? Or begin with the mathematics of the universe? The great

mathematicians-Euclid, Newton, Einstein-did not create mathematical

order; they uncovered the truth that was already there.

Harry Emerson Fosdick (1878-1969)

 

Everything is a thought of Infinite God. And in studying the movements

of the solar system, or the composition of an ultimate cell arrested

in a crystal, developed in a plant; in tracing the grains of

phosphorus in the brain of man; or in the powers, and action thereof-I

am studying the thought of the Infinite God.

Theodore Parker (1810-1860)

 

God has four ways of making a human body. He can create one without

the agency of either man or woman as he did when he made Adam out of

the dust of the ground. Then God can form a body through the agency of

just a man as he did when he formed Eve from the rib taken from Adam's

side. A third way is through the agency of both a man and a woman.

This is the common way, the way we have received our bodies. But God

can also form a body through the agency of just a woman, and that is

the way Our Lord received his body-born of a virgin.

R. I. Humbred

 

God must have made some parts of creation for sheer fun-how else would

you account for the kangaroo?

G. K. Chesterton (1874-1936)

 

I repent me of the ignorance wherein I ever said that God made man out

of nothing: there is no nothing out of which to make anything; God is

all in all, and he made us out of himself. He who is parted from God

has no original nothingness with which to take refuge.

George Macdonald (1824-1905)

 

In the vast and the minute we see The unambiguous footsteps of the God

Who gives its luster to an insect's wing And wheels his throne upon

the whirling worlds.

William Cowper (1731-1800)

 

Let us study the visible creation as we will; take the anatomy of the

smallest animal; look at the smallest grain of corn that is planted in

the earth, and the manner in which its germ produces and multiplies;

observe attentively the rose-bud, how carefully it opens to the sun

and closes at its setting; and we shall see more skill and design than

in all the works of man.

François Fénelon (1651-1715)

 

Man is heaven's masterpiece.

Francis Quarles (1592-1644)

 

My heart is awed within me when I think

Of the great miracle that still goes on,

In silence, round me-the perpetual work

Of thy creation, finished, yet renewed forever.

Written on thy works I read

The lesson of thy own eternity.

William Cullen Bryant (1794-1878)

 

Open, ye heavens, your living doors; let in

The great Creator from his work return'd

Magnificent, his six days' work, a world!

John Milton (1608-1674)

 

The created world is but a small parenthesis in eternity.

Sir Thomas Browne (1605-1682)

 

The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

 

The Creator of the earth is the owner of it.

John Woolman (1720-1772)

 

The extravagant gesture is the very stuff of creation. After the one

extravagant gesture of creation in the first place, the universe has

continued to deal exclusively in extravagances, flinging intricacies

and colossi down aeons of emptiness, heaping profusions on

profligacies with ever fresh vigor. The whole show has been on fire

from the word go!

Annie Dillard (1945- )

 

The Genesis account of creation is brief, giving evidence of having

been intended only as a prologue to the more important human drama.

Solomon Goldman (1893-1953)

 

The glory of creation is in its infinite diversity.

 

The universe seems to have been designed by a pure mathematician.

Sir James Hopwood Jeans (1877-1946)

 

The world is the immeasurable totality of energies and forms, a tissue

of relations extending into ever-increasing enormity and withdrawing

into ever-decreasing minuteness. All this was thought, willed, and

realized by God. Nothing was supplied for him, neither models nor

matter. And all these forms and arrangements, so full of truth, which

science strives unceasingly to penetrate, only to see again and again

that they continue into the vast unknown; this profusion of value and

meaning which ever and ever again impinges upon the human mind yet can never be fathomed-God has made them.

Romano Guardini (1885-1968)

 

The world was built in order

And the atoms march in tune.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

 

The world we inhabit must have had an origin; that origin must have

consisted in a cause; that cause must have been intelligent; that

intelligence must have been supreme; and that supreme, which always

was and is supreme, we know by the name of God.

Nikita Ivanovich Panin (1718-1783)

 

To say that God is Creator is another way of saying that he is Father;

had he not been Father, he would not have been Creator. It was being

Father that made him want to create. Because he was infinitely pleased

in his Son, he wanted sons, and it was in the image of his Son that he

made the world. His creation was an overflowing of love and delight.

Louis Evely (1910- )

 

What can be more foolish than to think that all this rare fabric of

heaven and earth could come by chance, when all the skill of science

is not able to make an oyster.

Jeremy Taylor (1613-1667)

 

What is there more natural, and yet more magnificent, what is easier

to conceive and more in accord with human reason, than the Creator

descending into the primordial night to make light with a word?

François René, Vicomte de Chateaubriand (1768-1848)

 

When God conceived the world, that was poetry. He formed it, and that

was sculpture. He colored it, and that was painting. He peopled it

with living beings, and that was the grand, divine, eternal drama.

David Belasco (1853-1931)

 

When God scooped up a handful of dust,

And spit on it, and molded the shape of man,

And blew a breath into it and told it to walk-

That was a great day.

Carl Sandburg (1878-1967)

 

Whoever considers the study of anatomy, I believe will never be an

atheist.

Edward Herbert (1583-1648)

 

Wonderful and vast as is the universe, man is greater. The universe

does not know that it exists; man does. The universe is not free to

act; man is.

Martin J. Scott

 

I don't believe your own bastard theory of evolution either; I believe

it's pure jackass nonsense.

Billy Sunday (1862-1935)

 

It shall be unlawful for any teacher in any of the universities,

normals, and all other public schools of the State which are supported

in whole or in part by the public school funds of the State, to teach

any theory that denies the story of the divine creation of man as

taught in the Bible, and to teach instead that man has descended from

a lower order of animals.

-Tennessee Legislature Act, March 21, 1925. Repealed, May

17, 1967

 

So far, evolution has been nothing but staggering from one error to

the other.

Henrik Ibsen (1828-1906)

 

Some call it evolution, and others call it God.

W. H. Carruth (1859-1924)

 

That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I

will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet

would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.

Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)

 

The evolutionists seem to know everything about the missing link

except the fact that it is missing.

G. K. Chesterton (1874-1936)

 

What shall we say of the intelligence of those who distinguish between

fishes and reptiles and birds, but put a man with an immortal soul in

the same circle with the wolf, the hyena, and the skunk?

William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)

 

There is no more reason to believe that man descended from an inferior

animal than there is to believe that a stately mansion has descended

from a small cottage.

William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)

 

A handful of sand is an anthology of the universe.

David McCord (1897- )

 

A penny will hide the biggest star in the universe if you hold it

close enough to your eye.

Samuel Grafton

 

A world above man's head, to let him see How boundless might his

soul's horizon be.

Matthew Arnold (1822-1888)

 

Almighty Ruler of the all

Whose power extends to great and small

Who guides the stars with steadfast law,

Whose least creation fills with awe,

Oh, grant thy mercy and thy grace

To those who venture into space.

Robert Heinlein

 

Everywhere I find the signature, the autograph of God.

Joseph Parker (1830-1902)

 

I felt God's presence on the moon more than I have ever felt it here

on earth.

James B. Irwin (1930- )

 

If we consider boundless space or boundless duration, we shrink into

nothing before it.

John Wesley (1703-1791)

 

If you can be with God on earth, you can be with God in space as well.

James McDivitt (1929- )

 

Man makes a great fuss about this planet, which is only a ball-bearing

in the hub of the universe.

Christopher Darlington Morley (1890-1957)

 

Night has a thousand eyes.

John Lyly (C. 1554-1606)

 

Only God understands the universe.

German Proverb

 

Silently, one by one, in the infinite meadows of heaven,

Blossomed the lovely stars, the forget-me-nots of the angels.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882)

 

Stars are golden fruits upon a tree all out of reach.

George Eliot (1819-1880)

 

Stars are the daisies that begem the blue fields of the sky.

David Macbeth Moir (1798-1851)

 

Stars: blessed candles of the night.

William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

 

Stars: Flowers of the sky!

Erasmus Darwin (1731-1802)

 

The created world is but a small parenthesis in eternity.

Sir Thomas Browne (1605-1682)

 

The exploration of outer space has a bright future; it will never run

out of space to explore.

 

The God I worship is too big for space to contain.

John Herschel Glenn (1921- )

 

The more we learn about the wonders of our universe, the more clearly

we are going to perceive the hand of God.

Frank Borman (1928- )

 

The sun with one eye vieweth all the world.

William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

 

The universe is a thought of God.

Johann Friedrich von Schiller (1759-1805)

 

The universe is centered on neither the earth nor the sun. It is

centered on God.

Alfred Noyes (1880-1958)

 

The universe is not hostile, nor yet is it friendly. It is simply

indifferent.

John Haynes Holmes (1879-1964)

 

Then stars arise, and the night is holy.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882)

 

There is beauty in space, and it is orderly. There is no weather, and

there is regularity. It is predictable. . . . Everything in space

obeys the laws of physics. If you know these laws and obey them, space

will treat you kindly.

Wernher Von Braun (1912-1977)

 

Though I have looked everywhere I can find nothing lowly in the

universe.

Archie Randolph Ammons (1926- )

 

To make God a momentary Creator who once and for all finished his work

would be cold and barren. . . . We see the presence of divine power

shining as much in the continuing state of the universe as in its

inception.

John Calvin (1509-1564)

 

Credit

 

man who has everything, there is now a calendar to remind

him when the payments are due.

 

He who sells on credit has much business but little cash.

 

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into

the position of not needing any.

Maurice Switzer

 

No man's credit is as good as his money.

Ed Howe

 

Nothing so cements and holds together all the parts of a society as

faith or credit, which can never be kept up unless men are under some

force or necessity of honestly paying what they owe to one another.

Cicero

 

Many people buy on time, but only few pay that way.

 

Credit cards: Due unto others.

 

 

Courage

 

'Tis nothing for a man to hold up his head in a calm; but to maintain

his post when all others have quitted their ground and there to stand

upright when other men are beaten down is divine.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca (C. 4 B.C.-A.D. 65)

 

A great deal of talent is lost in this world for want of a little

courage.

Sydney Smith (1771-1845)

 

A man without courage is a knife without an edge.

Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

 

And having thus chosen our course, let us renew our trust in God and

go forward without fear and with manly hearts.

Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

 

Courage is fear that has said its prayers.

Dorothy Bernard

 

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

Mark Twain (1835-1910)

 

Do not ask the Lord for a life free from grief, instead ask for

courage that endures.

 

Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even

though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits

who neither enjoy much nor suffer much because they live in the gray

twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.

Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919)

 

Fear can keep a man out of danger; but courage can support him in it.

Sir Thomas Fuller (1608-1661)

 

Have plenty of courage. God is stronger than the devil. We are on the

winning side.

John Jay Chapman (1862-1933)

 

Here I stand; I can do no other. God help me. Amen!

-Speech at the Diet of Worms, April 18, 1521

Martin Luther (1483-1546)

 

I am only one, but I am one.

I can't do everything, but

I can do something.

And what I can do, I ought to do.

And what I ought to do, by the

Grace of God, I shall do.

Edward Everett Hale (1822-1909)

 

I do not ask to walk smooth paths

Nor bear an easy load,

I pray for strength and fortitude

To climb the rock-strewn road.

Give me such courage I can scale

The hardest peaks alone,

And transform every stumbling block

Into a stepping-stone.

Gail Brook Burket

 

It takes guts to leave the ruts.

Robert Harold Schuller (1926- )

 

Never undertake anything for which you wouldn't have the courage to

ask the blessings of heaven.

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742-1799)

 

No man can answer for his courage who has never been in danger.

François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld (1813-1913)

 

Noah was a brave man to sail in a wooden boat with two termites.

 

One man with courage makes a majority.

Andrew Jackson (1767-1845)

 

Renew the courage that prevails,

The steady faith that never fails,

And makes us stand in every fight

Firm as a fortress to defend the right.

Henry Van Dyke (1852-1933)

 

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.

Sir Thomas Fuller (1608-1661)

 

Take courage. We walk in the wilderness today and in the Promised Land

tomorrow.

Dwight Lyman Moody (1837-1899)

 

The Bible is a first-hand story of goose-bump courage in very ordinary

people who were invaded by the living God.

Tim Hansel

 

The coward seeks release from pressure. The courageous pray for

strength.

Frances J. Roberts

 

The test of courage comes when we are in the minority; the test of

tolerance when we are in the majority.

Ralph Washington Sockman (1889-1970)

 

Those who have courage to love should have courage to suffer.

Anthony Trollope (1815-1882)

 

Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?

Frank Scully

 

You needn't go to war to test your courage-have your teeth fixed.

Ed Howe (1853-1937)

 

Actually there's only a slight difference be­tween keeping your chin up and sticking your neck out, but it's worth knowing.

 

It's all right to be cautious ‑ but even a tur­tle never gets anywhere until he sticks his head out.

 

More twins are being born these days than ever before. Maybe kids lack the courage to come into the world alone.

 

The true test of moral courage is the ability to ignore an insult.

 

Courage is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

 

The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen.

 

Be bold in what you stand for, but careful in what you fall for.

 

Courage is something you always have until you need it.

Unfortunately, courage is all too often com­posed of equal parts of bourbon and water.

 

Too many people consider themselves daring when they are only delirious.

 

Remember, you are your own doctor when it comes to curing cold feet.

 

Courage is not the absence of fear, but the conquest of it.

 

Many a man who is proud of his right to say what he pleases wishes he had the courage to do so.

 

Courage makes both friends and foes.

 

The Supreme Court of the United States gives a husband the right to open his wife's letters ‑ but it doesn't give him the courage.

 

Courage is the quality it takes to look at your­self with candor, your adversaries with kind­ness, and your setbacks with serenity.

 

Courage is what it takes for a woman to show friends the old Family Bible containing the date of her birth.

 

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is.

 

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.

 

A man who says what he thinks is courageous ‑ but friendless.

 

Freedom is the sure possession of only those who have the courage to defend it.

 

Keep your chin up and your knees down.

 

When your knees are knocking, it might help to kneel on them.

 

Prayer gives strength to the weak, faith to the fainthearted, and courage to the fearful.

 

It takes more courage to repent than to keep on sinning.

 

The test of courage comes when you are in the minority; the test of tolerance comes when you are in the majority.

 

A military inductee, when asked if he had any physical defects, replied, "No guts."

 

Credulity

 

Let us believe neither half of the good people tell us of

ourselves, nor half the evil they say of others.

J. Petit-Senn

 

Crime

 

Give a criminal enough rope and he'll tie up a cashier.

 

I was going to read the report about the rising crime rate--but

somebody stole it.

 

These days there doesn't seem to be any arrest for the wicked.

 

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and

then tax it out of business.

Will Rogers

 

I have too great a soul to die like a criminal.

John Wilkes Booth

 

Set a thief to catch a thief.

Anonymous

 

Small crimes always precede great ones. Never have we seen timid

innocence pass suddenly to extreme licentiousness.

Jean Baptiste Racine

 

Crime is inherent in human nature; the germ is in every man.

H. B. Irving

 

He sins as much who holds the bag as he who puts into it.

French Proverb

 

He who holds the ladder is as bad as the thief.

German Proverb

 

He who profits by a crime commits it.

Proverb

 

Punishment hardens and numbs, it produces concentration, it sharpens

the consciousness of alienation, it strengthens the power of

resistance.

Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844-1900)

 

Purposelessness is the fruitful mother of crime.

Charles Henry Parkhurst (1842-1933)

 

So many are the shapes of crime.

Virgil A. Kraft

 

What man was ever content with one crime?

Juvenal (C. 60-C. 127)

 

A shady business never produces a sunny life.

 

Business is tough these days. If a man does something wrong he gets fined; if he does something right he gets taxed.

 

Many businessmen refuse to cash personal checks because sometimes the checks come back but the customers don't.

 

The death penalty may not eliminate crime but it stops repeaters.

 

According to the best evidence available, the death penalty is definitely a deterrent to crime. Not one of the 162 killers executed in

Kentucky has killed anyone since.

 

Congress fighting inflation is like the Mafia fighting crime.

 

Some folks commit a crime and go to jail; others commit a crime, write a book, and get rich.

 

The crime situation is so bad in some Ameri­can cities you could walk five blocks and never leave the scene of the crime.

 

Crime seems to be the only big business to escape government meddling.

 

One wonders what the crime statistics would be if they included all the holdups in Con­gress.

 

Crime may cost billions of dollars each year, but you've got to admit we're getting plenty for our money.

 

The rising crime rate would be slowed down considerably if we'd put as many cops on the streets as there are on television.

 

Organized crime can very easily be stopped. All we have to do is form a government agency to run it ‑ then stand back and watch

it choke itself to death on red tape.

 

Crime doesn't pay but it sure costs.

 

If we can't win the war against crime, how about a cease‑fire?

 

Crime's story would be shorter if the sen­tences were longer.

Crime begins in the mind. A man has to think wrong before he acts wrong.

 

The average crime expert seems to know ev­erything about crime except how to reduce it.

 

It might lessen crime if an occasional jury would suspend the criminal instead of the sentence.

 

We'll never stop crime until we get over the idea that we can hire or elect people to stop it.

 

The best way to put down crime is to stop putting up with it.

 

Some people seem to think that crime is not crime until discovery makes it so.

 

The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does it's called something more respectable.

 

Let's nationalize crime so it won't pay!

 

Everybody seems to speak with conviction on the subject of crime, except the courts.

 

Anybody who thinks crime doesn't pay prob­ably doesn't realize what a good living politi­cians make.

 

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of busi­ness?

 

A crooked path is the shortest way to the penitentiary.

 

Following a good example is not always the wisest course ‑ look what happens to a coun­terfeiter!

 

Faith in mankind will be a reality when they stop hauling money in armored cars.

 

Gossip is one form of crime for which the law provides no punishment.

 

It is reported that many resort hotels have towels so thick and fluffy that you can hardly close your suitcase.

 

Inflation is when a counterfeiter buys ink, paper, a printing press, and runs off a few thousand dollars ‑ and loses money on the deal.

 

Judges certainly are getting tougher on crim­inals. They're giving them much longer sus­pended sentences.

 

If juvenile delinquency gets any worse, par­ents will have to post a‑ five thousand dollar bail bond everytime a child is born.

 

A juvenile delinquent usually prefers vice to advice.

 

The delinquents of today are the same as the delinquents of fifty years ago ‑ only they have better weapons.

 

Why keep on enacting laws when we already have more than we can break?

 

It's beginning to look like America has too many part time parents.

 

A doctor in Chicago turned kidnapper but was not very successful. Nobody could read the ransom notes.

 

The work of the preacher and the policeman is similar. The policeman usually gets the preacher's dropouts.

 

Once we thought the world was flat, then round. Now we know a lot of it is crooked.

 

Criminals

 

In America we'll try anything once ‑ except criminals.

 

America has turned out some great men, but there are others not so great that ought to be turned out.

 

The automobile has had a great influence on public morals; it has completely stopped horse stealing.

 

Sign in a car on an out‑of‑the‑way street: "At­tention car thieves ‑ this car is already sto­len."

 

Some folks commit a crime and go to jail; others commit a crime, write a book, and get rich.

 

Anyone old enough to commit a man's crime is old enough to take a man's punishment.

 

Why do men take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest?

 

In this country we're willing to try anything once, except the criminals.

 

Criminals seem to know their rights better than their wrongs.

 

The dumbest criminal on earth is the one who would hold up a group of tourists on their way home from Las Vegas.

 

If a man defrauds you one time, he's a rascal; if he does it twice, you're a fool.

 

A grafter seldom improves the family tree.

 

A criminal doesn't care who makes the laws of this country so long as they are not en­forced.

 

Judges and criminals are the only people who take the law into their own hands.

 

Crisis

 

There can't be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Henry Kissinger

 

Any idiot can face a crisis--it's this day-to-day living that wears

you out.

Anton Chekhov

 

When written in Chinese the word crisis is composed of two

characters. One represents danger and the other represents

opportunity.

John F. Kennedy

 

Man is not imprisoned by habit. Great changes in him can be wrought

by crisis--once that crisis can be recognized and understood.

Norman Cousins

 

Criticism

 

Criticism wouldn't be so hard to take if it weren't so often right.

 

To avoid criticism say nothing, do nothing, and be nothing.

 

Two things are bad for the heart--running upstairs and running down

people.

 

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.

 

There's not the least thing can be said or done, but people will

talk and find fault.

Miguel de Cervantes

 

Criticism is most effective when it sounds like praise.

Arnold Glasow

 

Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.

Zeuxis

 

Blame-all and praise-all are two blockheads.

 

The sting of reproof is the truth of it.

 

Really to stop criticism one must die.

French proverb

 

The only impeccable writers are those that never wrote.

William Hazlitt

 

Some wit said that society invites the crime, and criminals accept the invitation.

 

Grumbling Animals are such agreeable friends; they ask no questions, they make no criticisms.

 

Automobiles are like men ‑ the less substan­tial they are, the more knocking they do.

 

Blowing out the other fellow's candle won't make yours shine any brighter.

 

Don't criticize the Bible; let the Bible criticize you.

 

One of the surest marks of good character is a man's ability to accept personal criticism without feeling malice toward the one who

gives it.

 

If you can get anything for a song these days, it's probably criticism.

 

Most people don't object to criticism if it's favorable.

 

Criticism from a friend is better than flattery from an enemy.

 

Some of the older generation's criticism of the younger generation is heavily tinged with envy.

 

No one appreciates the value of constructive criticism more thoroughly than the one who's giving it.

 

Criticism is a blunt instrument, and on hard heads it makes little impression.

 

Nobody likes to criticize the medical profes­sion, but‑ it has failed to conquer the com­mon cold and babies continue to be born at the most outlandish hours.

 

Criticism is like dynamite. It has its place, but should be handled only by experts.

 

Don't criticize too quickly ‑ even a clock that's out of order is right twice a day!

 

If you're not mature enough to take criticism, you're too immature for praise.

 

Adverse criticism from a wise man is more to be desired than the enthusiastic approval of a fool.

 

Criticism should always leave a person with the feeling he has been helped.

 

The person who is never criticized is not breathing.

 

It doesn't take brains to criticize; any old vul­ture can find a carcass.

Everybody should have a hobby of some kind, even if it's only criticizing the government.

 

Criticism is the disapproval of people, not for having faults, but for having faults different from your own.

 

Attention men: Before you criticize another, look closely at your sister's brother!

 

Criticizing another's garden doesn't keep the weeds out of your own.

 

The best place to criticize is in front of your own mirror.

 

Constructive criticism is when I criticize you. Destructive criticism is when you criticize me.

 

You might possibly avoid criticism by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.

 

Never fear criticism when you're right; never ignore criticism when you're wrong.

 

Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been those very de­fects which prevented her from getting a bet­ter husband than the one she married.

 

Criticizing an egg is a lot easier than laying one.

 

No need to criticize yourself; others will be glad to do that for you.

 

You can always tell a failure by the way he criticizes success.

 

Throwing mud at another man only soils your own hands.

 

The generation that criticizes the younger generation is always the one that raised it.

 

Those who can ‑ do. Those who can't ‑ criti­cize.

 

The difference between coaching and criti­cism is your attitude.

 

Small minds are the first to criticize large ideas.

 

The trouble with most of us is that we'd rather be ruined by praise than saved by crit­icism.

 

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and com­plain ‑ and most fools do.

 

The mud‑thrower never has clean hands.

 

Don't criticize the other fellow's plan unless you have a better one to offer.

 

When the other fellow finds a flaw in almost everything, he's cranky; when you do, you're discriminating.

 

Many people have the mistaken idea that they can make themselves great by showing how small someone else is.

 

Don't criticize anyone for wishing for what he doesn't have. What else could he wish for?

 

A person usually criticizes the individual whom he secretly envies.

 

Criticism is one thing most of us think is more blessed to give than to receive.

 

Don't mind criticism. If it's untrue, disregard it; if it's unfair, keep from irritation; if it's ignorant, smile; if it's justified, learn from it.

 

If your head sticks up above the crowd, ex­pect more criticism than bouquets.

 

It's a pity that some folks never learn that uncovering the other fellow's faults will not cover up their own.

 

If you have occasion to criticize a mule, do it to his face.

 

Nobody has a right to criticize the govern­ment unless he voted in the last election.

 

One of the hardest things to take is one of the easiest things to give ‑ criticism.

 

You can't stop people from criticizing you ‑but you can make them appear silly for doing it.

 

If you are afraid of criticism, you'll die doing nothing.

 

It is better to be criticized than to be ignored.

 

Criticism wouldn't be so hard to take if it weren't so often right.

 

You don't have time to criticize when you harmonize, sympathize, and evangelize.

 

Sometimes criticism is nothing but a mild form of envy.

 

Don't mind the fellow who belittles you; he's only trying to cut you down to his size.

 

Envy is blind and knows nothing except to depreciate the excellence of others.

 

Instead of letting their light shine, some peo­ple spend their time trying to put out the lights of others.

 

One of the easiest things to find is fault.

 

The person who is always finding fault sel­dom finds anything else.

 

Before finding fault with another person, stop and count ten ‑ of your own.

 

Faultfinding without suggestions for im­provement is a waste of time.

 

The worst fault of some people is telling oth­ers about theirs.

 

Any person can criticize, complain, and find fault ‑ and most of them do.

 

Fear of criticism is the kiss of death in the courtship of achievement.

 

Nobody can make a fool out of another person if he isn't the right kind of material for the job.

 

A valuable friend is one who'll tell you what you should be told even if it momentarily of­fends you.

 

It's smart to pick your friends ‑ but not to pieces.

 

The best way to lose a friend is to tell him something for his own good.

 

Knock your friends often enough and soon you'll find no one at home.

 

You can't cultivate a friend by digging up dirt around him.

 

Reprove a friend in secret, but praise him before others.

 

Running down your friends is the quickest way to run them off.

 

One form of generosity that can lead to trou­ble consists in giving others a piece of your mind.

 

Sometimes a reprimand is only a grouch in disguise.

 

It is easier to point the finger than to offer a helping hand.

 

How good a red‑hot idea is depends on how much heat it loses when somebody throws cold water on it.

 

Time invested in improving ourselves cuts down on time wasted in disapproving of oth­ers.

 

What a blessing it would be if someone would invent anti‑knock gas for people.

 

Hard knocks won't hurt you ‑ unless you're doing all the knocking.

 

It isn't necessary to blow out the other per­son's light to let your own shine.

 

Opportunity never knocks at the door of a knocker.

 

Some people, even after they come in, keep on knocking.

 

You can't hold a man down indefinitely with­out staying down with him.

 

Often our mistakes serve a useful purpose. Our friends find great satisfaction in point­ing them out to us.

 

It is usually best to be generous with praise, but cautious with criticism.

 

You'll never move up if you're continually running somebody down.

 

You can't carve your way to success with cut­ting remarks.

 

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.

 

It takes a big man to sympathize ‑ a little man can criticize, and usually does.

 

Teen‑alters are young people who get too much of everything, including criticism.

 

The critical tongue gets its wrapping orders from an untrained eye, an unthoughtful mind, and an ungrateful heart.

 

Critic

 

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.

 

A critic is a wet blanket that soaks everything it touches.

 

If you have no critics you likely have no successes.

Malcolm Forbes

 

The critics arrived after the world was created.

 

He has a right to criticize, who has a heart to help.

Abraham Lincoln

 

How often have you met a critic of the church who tried to make it better?

 

When nature made great men she made crit­ics out of the chips that were left over.

 

If it were not for the doers, the critics would soon be out of business.

 

A literary critic is a person who finds mean­ing in literature that the author didn't know was there.

 

There's only one way to handle the ignorant or malicious critic. Ignore him.

 

A critic is one who finds fault without a search warrant.

 

The critic who begins with himself will be too busy to take on outside contracts.

 

A critic is one who would have you write it, sing it, play it, or paint it as he would ‑ if he could.

 

The friend who is constantly trying to correct your faults is not a friend ‑ he's a critic.

 

Crooks

 

Even our crooks are more particular. I saw this guy in one

department store the other day--he was comparison shoplifting.

 

I live in a very interesting neighborhood. I live in the only

neighborhood where I plan a budget and allow for holdup money.

 

Cross

 

Everyone thinks his own cross is heaviest.

Italian proverb

 

Cross of Christ

 

A man who is always on the cross, just piece after piece, cannot be

happy in that process. But when that man takes his place on the cross

with Jesus Christ once and for all, and commends his spirit to God,

lets go of everything and ceases to defend himself-sure, he has died,

but there is a resurrection that follows!

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

Carry the cross patiently and with perfect submission and in the end

it shall carry you.

Thomas Ŕ Kempis (C. 1380-1471)

 

God . . . will treat us without pity because he desires to raise us

without measure-just as he did with his own Son on the cross!

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

God gives us the cross, and then the cross gives us God.

Madame Jeanne Marie de La Mothe Guyon (1648-1717)

 

I don't pray that you may be delivered from your troubles; rather, I

pray that God will give you the strength and patience to bear them.

Comfort yourself with him who nails you to the cross. He will let you

go when he is ready. Happy are those who suffer with him.

Brother Lawrence of the Resurrection (C. 1605-1691)

 

If the cross suited us, it would no longer be a cross, and if we

refuse those that hurt us, we will refuse all crosses. The cross which

God sends us must of necessity always be humiliating, painful,

paralyzing, difficult. The cross is precisely what hurts us in that

place where we are most disarmed and vulnerable.

Louis Evely (1910- )

 

If we are wise, we will do what Jesus said: endure the cross and

despise its shame for the joy that is set before us. To do this is to

submit the whole pattern of our life to be destroyed and built again

in the power of an endless life. And we shall find that it is more

than poetry, more than sweet hymnody and elevated feeling. The cross

will cut into our lives where it hurts worst, sparing neither us nor

our carefully cultivated reputation. It will defeat us and bring our

selfish life to an end.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

If your love for the Lord is pure, you will love him as much on

Calvary as on Mt. Tabor.

Madame Jeanne Marie de La Mothe Guyon (1648-1717)

 

If you put fine grapes into the winepress, there will come out a

delicious juice; our souls, in the winepress of the cross, give out

juice which nourishes and strengthens.

Saint Jean Baptiste Marie Vianney (1786-1859)

 

In the cross is health, in the cross is life, in the cross is

protection from enemies, in the cross is heavenly sweetness, in the

cross strength of mind, in the cross joy of the Spirit, in the cross

the height of virtue, in the cross perfection of holiness. There is no

health of the soul, no hope of eternal life, save in the cross.

Thomas Ŕ Kempis (C. 1380-1471)

 

Let us remember that when we talk of rending the veil, we are speaking

in a figure, and the thought of it is poetical, almost pleasant; but

in actuality there is nothing pleasant about it. In human experience

that veil is made of living spiritual tissue; it is composed of the

sentient, quivering stuff of which our whole being consist, and to

touch it is to touch us where we feel pain. To tear it away is to

injure us, to hurt us and make us bleed. . . . That is what the cross

did to Jesus, and it is what the cross would do to every man to set

him free. Let us beware of tinkering with our inner life in hope

ourselves to rend the veil. God must do everything for us. Our part is

to yield and trust.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

May I be willing, Lord, to bear

Daily my cross for thee;

Even thy cup of grief to share,

Thou hast borne all for me.

Jennie Evelyn Hussey (1874-1958)

 

My God, I have never thanked thee for my thorn. I have thanked thee a

thousand times for my roses, but not once for my thorn. I have been

looking forward to a world where I shall get compensation for my

cross, but I have never thought of my cross as itself a present glory.

Thou divine Love, whose human path has been perfected through

sufferings, teach me the glory of my cross, teach me the value of my

thorn.

George Matheson (1842-1906)

 

No powers can separate us from God's love in Christ. Unmasked,

revealed in their true nature, they have lost their mighty grip on

men. The cross has disarmed them: wherever it is preached, the

unmasking and disarming of the Powers takes place.

Hendrik Berkhof

 

Nothing in my hand I bring, Simply to thy cross I cling.

Augustus Montague Toplady (1740-1778)

 

Our Lord promised a cross and scars, not medals, down here. The honors

are given out later.

Vance Havner

 

The believer's cross is no longer any and every kind of suffering,

sickness, or tension, the bearing of which is demanded. The believer's

cross must be, like his Lord's, the price of his social nonconformity.

It is not, like sickness or catastrophe, an inexplicable,

unpredictable suffering; it is the end of a path freely chosen after

counting the cost. . . . It is the social reality of representing in

an unwilling world the Order to come.

John Howard Yoder

 

The cross is "I" crossed out.

 

The cross is always ready, everywhere in wait for you. You cannot

escape it wherever you run, for wherever you go, you carry yourself

with you and will always find yourself. Turn yourself upwards, turn

yourself inwards-everywhere you will find the cross, everywhere you

must hold tight to patience if you will have inward peace and earn an

everlasting crown.

Thomas Ŕ Kempis (C. 1380-1471)

 

The cross is rough, and it is deadly, but it is effective.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

The cross is the pain involved in doing the will of God.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The cross of Jesus Christ is a revelation; our cross is an experience.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The cross would not be a cross to us if it destroyed in us only the

unreal and the artificial. It is when it goes on to slay the best in

us that its cruel sharpness is felt.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

The greatest of all crosses is self-if we die in part every day, we

shall have but little to do on the last. These little daily deaths

will destroy the power of the final dying.

François Fénelon (1651-1715)

 

The man with a cross no longer controls his destiny; he lost control

when he picked up his cross. That cross immediately became to him an

all-absorbing interest, an overwhelming interference. No matter what

he may desire to do, there is but one thing he can do; that is, move

on toward the place of crucifixion.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

The way to bliss lies not on beds of down, And he that has no cross

deserves no crown.

Francis Quarles (1592-1644)

 

There is no escaping the cross. You will feel either pain in your body

or tribulation in your spirit. Sometimes you will feel deserted by

God. Sometimes your neighbor will trouble you. Quite frankly, you will

sometimes be a burden to yourself. As long as God wants you to bear

it, there can be no remedy for your suffering because there are some

vital lessons you need to learn.

Thomas Ŕ Kempis (C. 1380-1471)

 

To resist one's cross is to make it heavier.

Henri Frédéric Amiel (1821-1881)

 

To take up the cross means that you take your stand for the Lord Jesus

no matter what it costs.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

We all know that a Christian must bear the cross. In theory we are all

prepared to accept one. But you will no doubt have noticed that the

cross that comes our way is never the right one. The cross we bear

(our health, our face, our circumstances, our family, our stupid job,

our failure-or our stupid success) always seem to us to be

intolerable, mean, humiliating, harmful. . . . Desperately we call for

another, a cross made to our own size, a cross which will be bearable,

spiritual, elevating, beneficial to ourselves and to others.

Louis Evely (1910- )

 

We must do something about the cross, and one of two things only we

can do-flee it or die upon it.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

What does the apotheosis of the cross mean, if not the death of death,

the defeat of sin, the beatification of martyrdom, the raising to the

skies of voluntary sacrifice, the defiance of pain?

Henri Frédéric Amiel (1821-1881)

 

What is the cross? It is a minus turned into a plus.

Robert Harold Schuller (1926- )

 

When Christ brings his cross, he brings his presence; and where he is,

none is desolate, and there is no room for despair. As he knows his

own, so he knows how to comfort them, using sometimes the very grief

itself, and straining it to a sweetness of peace unattainable by those

ignorant of sorrow.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1806-1861)

 

Yesterday I hung on the cross with Christ; today I am glorified with

him; yesterday I was dying with him; today I am brought to life with

him; yesterday I was buried with him; today I rise with him. Let us

become like Christ, since Christ also became like us. Let us become

gods for him, since he became man for us.

Gregory of Nyssa (C. 335-C. 394)

 

All heaven is interested in the cross of Christ, all hell terribly

afraid of it, while men are the only beings who more or less ignore

its meaning.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Before lambs bled in Egypt, One was given.

Before the worm tore Eden, pain was faced.

Somewhere, before earth's cornerstone was placed,

a hammer crashed in heaven-nails were driven.

Keith Patman

 

Calvary is the place of decision. It is the eternal sword, erected to

divide men into two classes, the saved and the lost.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

Calvary means "the place of a skull" and that is where our Lord is

always crucified, in the culture and intellect of men.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Christ did not die a martyr. He died-infinitely more humbly-a common

criminal.

Simone Weil (1909-1943)

 

Christ in his weakest hour performed his greatest work-dying on the

cross to redeem mankind.

 

For him to see me mended

I must see him torn.

Luci Shaw (1928- )

 

God proved his love on the cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died

it was God saying to the world-I love you.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

God sat in silence while the sins of the world were placed upon his

Son. Was it right? No. Was it fair? No. Was it love? Yes. In a world

of injustice, God once and for all tipped the scales in the favor of hope.

Max L. Lucado (1955- )

 

I argue that the cross be raised again at the center of the

marketplace as well as on the steeple of the church. . . . that Jesus

was not crucified in a cathedral between two candles, but on a cross

between two thieves; on the town garbage heap; at a crossroads so

cosmopolitan that they had to write his title in Hebrew and Latin and

in Greek; at the kind of place where cynics talk smut, and thieves

curse, and soldiers gamble. Because that is where he died. And that is

what he died about . . . that is where churchmen should be and what

churchmen should be about.

George MacLeod

 

In surgery I cut delicately, using scalpel blades that slice through

one layer of tissue at a time, to expose the intricacies of nerves and

blood vessels and tiny bones and tendons and muscles inside. I know

well what crucifixion must have done to a human hand. Roman

executioners drove their spikes through the wrist, right through the

carpel tunnel that houses finger-controlling tendons and the median

nerve. . . . Later, his weight hung from them, tearing more tissue,

releasing more blood. Has there ever been a more helpless image than

that of the Son of God hanging paralyzed from a tree? The disciples,

who had hoped he was the Messiah, cowered in the darkness or drifted away.

Paul Brand

 

In the cross of Christ I glory,

Towering o'er the wrecks of time;

All the light of sacred story

Gathers round its head sublime.

Sir John Bowring (1792-1872)

 

It costs God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to

convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

Love's as hard as nails,

Love is nails:

Blunt, thick, hammered through

The medial nerves of One

Who, having made us, knew

The thing he had done,

Seeing (with all that is)

Our cross, and his.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)

 

O my Savior, make me see

How dearly thou hast paid for me.

Richard Crashaw (C. 1613-1649)

 

One thing at least can be said with certainty about the crucifixion of

Christ; it was manifestly the most famous death in history. No other

death has aroused one hundredth part of the interest, or been

remembered with one hundredth part of the intensity and concern.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

Oneness with Christ means to be identified with Christ, identified

with him in crucifixion. But we must go on to be identified with him

in resurrection as well, for beyond the cross is resurrection and the

manifestation of his presence.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

Suffering love, the cross, stands at the heart of the church.

T. Z. Koo

 

The Bible says that God himself accepted the responsibility for sin;

the cross is the proof that he did. It cost Jesus Christ to the last

drop of blood to deal with the vast evil of the world.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The blood of Christ may seem to be a grim, repulsive subject to those

who do not realize its true significance, but to those who have

accepted his redemption and have been set free from sin's chains, the

blood of Christ is precious.

Billy Graham (1918- )

 

The blood that from the Lord's beloved wounds does flow

Is the most precious dew he will on us bestow.

Angelus Silesius (1624-1677)

 

The cross for the first time revealed God in terms of weakness and

lowliness and suffering; even, humanly speaking, of absurdity. He was

seen thenceforth in the image of the most timid, most gentle, and most

vulnerable of all living creatures-a lamb. Agnus Dei!

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

The cross has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been

good enough.

Johann H. Schroeder (1642-1704)

 

The cross is a picture of violence, yet the key to peace, a picture of

suffering, yet the key to healing, a picture of death, yet the key to

life.

David Watson (1933-1984)

 

The cross is a way of life; the way of love meeting all hate with

love, all evil with good, all negatives with positives.

Rufus Moseley

 

The cross is real wood, the nails are real iron, the vinegar truly

tastes bitter, and the cry of desolation is live, not recorded.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

The cross is the crystallized point in history where eternity merges

with time.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The cross is the ladder to heaven.

Thomas Draxe (D. 1618)

 

The cross is where history and life, legend and reality, time and

eternity, intersect. There, Jesus is nailed forever to show us how God

could become a man and a man become God.

Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1990)

 

The cross of Christ destroyed the equation religion equals happiness.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer (1906-1945)

 

The cross of Christ is Christ's glory. Man seeks to win his glory by

the sacrifice of others-Christ by the sacrifice of himself. Men seek

to get crowns of gold-he sought a crown of thorns. Men think that

glory lies in being exalted over others-Christ thought that his glory

did lie in becoming "a worm and no man," a scoff and reproach among

all that beheld him. He stooped when he conquered; and he counted that

the glory lay as much in the stooping as in the conquest.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon (1834-1892)

 

The cross of Christ is God's last and endless word. There the prince

of this world is judged, there sin is killed, and pride is done to

death, there lust is frozen, and self-interest slaughtered, not one

can get through.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The cross of Christ, on which he was extended, points, in the length

of it, to heaven and earth, reconciling them together; and in the

breadth of it, to former and following ages, as being equally

salvation to both.

Samuel Rutherford (1600-1661)

 

The cross of Jesus Christ is not the cross of a martyr, but the door

whereby God keeps open house for the universe.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The cross . . . reveals the vast difference between a god who proves

himself through power and One who proves himself through love.

Philip Yancey (1949- )

 

The cross stands high above the opinions of men, and to that cross all

opinions must come at last for judgment.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

The cross strikes at the root of the tree rather than simply the

branches.

Erwin W Lutzer (1941- )

 

The Crucifixion, however else we may interpret it, accuses human

nature, accuses all of us in the very things that we think are our

righteousness. . . . Our attitude to the Crucifixion must be that of

self-identification with the rest of human nature-we must say, "We did

it"; and the inability to adopt something of the same attitude in the

case of twentieth-century events has caused our phenomenal failure to

deal with the problem of evil.

Herbert Butterfield (1900- )

 

The death of Jesus goes away down underneath the deepest, vilest sin

that human nature ever committed. Every pious mood must be stripped

off when we stand before the cross.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The death of Jesus is the only entrance into the life he lived. We

cannot get into his life by admiring him, or by saying what a

beautiful life his was, so pure and holy. To dwell only on his life

would drive us to despair. We enter into his life by means of his

death. Until the Holy Spirit has had his way with us spiritually, the

death of Jesus Christ is an insignificant thing, and we are amazed

that the New Testament should make so much of it.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The hands of Christ

Seem very frail

were broken

By a nail.

But only they

Reach heaven at last

Whom these frail, broken

Hands hold fast.

John Richard Moreland (1880-1947)

 

The love on the cross is not what God suddenly became but what God

always was and ever shall be.

William Barclay (1907-1978)

 

The passion of our Lord did not end on the cross

By night and also day he suffers still for us.

Angelus Silesius (1624-1677)

 

The purpose of the cross is to repair the irreparable.

Erwin W. Lutzer (1941- )

 

The sovereignty of Christ from the cross is a new sovereignty. It has

destroyed forever the formula that might is right. It has put to shame

the self-assertion of false heroism. It has surrounded with

imperishable dignity the completeness of sacrifice. It has made clear

to the pure heart that the prerogative of authority is wider service.

The divine King rules forever by dying.

Brooke Foss Westcott (1825-1901)

 

The symbol of God's nature is the cross, whose arms stretch out to

limitless reaches.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

The world crucified Jesus because they couldn't stand him! There was

something in him that rebuked them, and they hated him for it and

finally crucified him.

A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)

 

The world's one and only remedy is the cross.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon (1834-1892)

 

There is an amazing sanity in Jesus Christ that shakes the foundations

of death and hell, no panic, absolute dominant mastery over

everything-such a stupendous mastery that he let men take his strength

from him.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

They mocked and railed on him and smote him, they scourged and

crucified him. . . . He was executed by a corrupt church, a timid

politician, and a fickle proletariat led by professional agitators.

His executioners made vulgar jokes about him, called him filthy names,

taunted him, smacked him in the face, flogged him with the cat, and

hanged him on the common gibbet-a bloody, dusty, sweaty, and sordid

business. If you show people that, they are shocked. So they should

be. If that does not shock them, nothing can. If the mere

representation of it has an air of irreverence, what is to be said

about the deed?

Dorothy L. Sayers (1893-1957)

 

Through his death on the cross Jesus Christ not only readjusts a man

in conscience and heart to God, he does something grander, he imparts

to him the power to do all God wants, he presences him with divinity,

the Holy Spirit, so that he is garrisoned from within, and enabled to

live without blame before God.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

To make a valentine God took two shafts of wood

And on that wood in love and anguish placed his Son,

Who gave his heart that mine might

Be made new.

Eleanor Whitesides

 

To ten men who talk about the character of Jesus there is only one who

will talk about his cross.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

We go to Calvary to learn how we may be forgiven, and to learn how to

forgive others, to intercede on their behalf, to join the noble band

of intercessors.

S. J. Reid

 

Crow

 

Crows are black all the world over.

Chinese proverb

 

Crowd

 

Everyone in a crowd has the power to throw dirt: nine out of ten

have the inclination.

William Hazlitt

 

Cruelty

 

A beast does not know that he is a beast, and the nearer a man gets to

being a beast, the less he knows it.

George Macdonald (1824-1905)

 

All cruelty springs from weakness.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca (C. 4 B.C.-A.D. 65)

 

Cruelty is a detested sport that owes its pleasures to another's pain.

William Cowper (1731-1800)

 

Cruelty isn't softened by tears, it feeds on them.

Publilius Syrus (First Century B.C.)

 

Man's inhumanity to man

Makes countless thousands mourn.

Robert Burns (1759-1796)

 

Men are the only animals who devote themselves assiduously to making

one another unhappy.

H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)

 

More than 90 percent of all the prisoners in our American prisons have

been abused as children.

John Powell

 

That cause is strong, which has not a multitude, but a strong man

behind it.

James Russell Lowell

 

No man is worth his salt who is not ready at all times to risk his

well-being, to risk his body, to risk his life, in a great cause.

Theodore Roosevelt

 

If you want to be an orator, first get your great cause.

Wendell Phillips

 

All cruelty springs from weakness.

Seneca

 

 

Cruise

 

Men go on cruises for the fishing, girls go on cruises for the

hunting.

 

Cry

 

It is no use crying over spilled milk.

 

Cure

 

What can't be cured must be endured.

 

Curiosity

 

Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics of a

vigorous intellect.

Samuel Johnson

 

The important thing is not to stop questioning.

Albert Einstein

 

No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.

Charles P. Steinmetz

 

It is better to ask some of the questions than to know all the

answers.

James Thurber

 

Too much curiosity lost Paradise.

 

Avoid a questioner, for he is also a tattler.

Latin proverb

 

Half the world doesn't know how the other half lives but is trying to find out.

 

Enough curiosity may enable you to learn, but too much of it can get you into trouble.

 

Curiosity often gets mice into a trap ‑ just like it does men and women.

 

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.

 

Bright eyes indicate curiosity, and black eyes indicate too much curiosity.

 

Few people suffer as do people in a small town when a stranger drops in and won't tell his business.

 

Curiosity is nothing more than freewheeling intelligence.

 

Nothing so excites a man's curiosity as a woman's complete silence.

 

Cynics

 

In Hollywood there's a group called Divorce Anonymous. If a male member feels the urge to get a divorce, they send over an

accountant to talk him out of it.

 

An onion is the only thing that will make a cynic shed tears.

 

A pessimist expects nothing on a silver plat­ter except tarnish.

 

A cynic is a person who knows everything and believes nothing.

 

Most cynics look both ways before crossing a one‑way street.

 

A cynic believes other people are as bad as he is.

 

A cynic can chill and dishearten with a single word.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

 

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)

 

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past; he

is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.

Sydney J. Harris (1917-1986)

 

A cynic looks at life with a magnifying glass.

Forrester Barrington

 

Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.

Lillian Hellman (1905-1984)

 

Cynicism-the intellectual cripple's substitute for intelligence.

Russell Lynes

 

Don't be cynical. There'll be deaths and disappointments and failures.

When they come, you meet them. Nobody promises you a good time or an

easy time.

   James Gould Cozzens (1903-1978)

 

I hate cynicism a great deal and worse than I do the devil; unless,

perhaps, the two were the same thing.

Robert Louis Balfour Stevenson (1850-1894)

 

Jesus Christ never trusted human nature, yet he was never cynical,

never in despair about any man, because he trusted absolutely in what

the grace of God could do in human nature.

Oswald Chambers (1874-1917)

 

Never, never, never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a

sneer, even at the devil.

Vachel Lindsay (1879-1931)

 

Sour godliness is the devil's religion.

John Wesley (1703-1791)

 

The cynic is one who never sees a good quality in a man and never

fails to see a bad one. He is the human owl, vigilant in darkness and

blind to light, mousing for vermin and never seeing noble game. The

cynic puts all human actions into two classes-openly bad and secretly bad.

Henry Ward Beecher (1813-1887)

 

Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what

they lack.

Harry Emerson Fosdick (1878-1969)

 

What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value

of nothing.

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

 

A man of correct insight among those who are duped and deluded

resembles one whose watch is right while all the clocks in the town

give the wrong time. He alone knows the correct time, but of what use

is this to him? The whole world is guided by the clocks that show the wrong time.

Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)